Super MILF, Brooke Burke, With Her Kids



No make up & she's actually dressed like a mom.

Also, these little girls will probably be meeting Maddox Jolie-Pitt in about 10-15 years. The same goes for every other socialite toddler who has a hot mom.

Here are a couple more headshots from Ice Age: The Meltdown premiere.


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20 Scandalous Comments

She looks nice like that.

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 4:48pm

very pretty. and her kids are cute!!!

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 5:14pm

to thin gaine about 30 pounds

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 5:40pm

You realize she is wearing makeup...just not 5 gallons of it

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 5:57pm

She scares me a little.

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 6:46pm

ICK! Bony legs! Look at those knees!!

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 7:02pm

Uhm...if she has makeup her, then she looks better with the 5 gallons I guess...I used to think she had perfect skin and beautiful eyes, but it was just her makeup. She's scaring me too lately. First it was the stupid commercials with Burger King. And now she reminds me of Mariah Carey. Something about her cheeks and eyes... Not good.

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 7:08pm

Butt ugly face. She's always been ugly.

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 7:30pm

Wow wait! She had kids with that Burger King dude?

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 9:54pm

Her kids are whores in training!

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 11:21pm

you guys are all on crack. she's still pretty gorgeous, and might i ask - what do u find wrong with her cheeks and eyes, hermanita? i'd like to see you half as hot after you pop out a couple kids. and kat, let's see your face.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 12:44am

is brooke white? i mean, she doesnt look white to me but her kids look white...

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 2:29am

BB's got a French/Irish father and a Portuguese/Irish mother. So she's got some nice "European olive" going on to counteract the pasty Irish gene pool. Throw her in a tanning mist stall all year long and the illusion's complete. I like how she's got Kid Crap stains on her shorts. Totally authenticates her as "Mommy"...

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 3:01am

No make-up? Hahaha! Thank god for naive men. One rule, guys: the less make-up you can see, the more time the woman spent in the bathroom.

You guys are so cute.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 7:16am

ahha i was going to comment on the no make-up thing too but you girlies beat me to it
guys can be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo clueless

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 12:55pm

Wow some of you are way too picky, you better be some hot shit if you are going to pick out every flaw other people have, look in the mirror folks. I would take her in a second.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 1:34pm

I'm sorry but have to say bordering on a bit of a butter chin here.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 1:38pm

Irish Maddog -- she is not TOO thin. She looks pretty good.

Those that say this person is too skinny or that one is too thin are usually overweight themselves. A ton of people thought that Kirstie Alley looked great. They were interviewed on TV and those people were obese.

Gilmore -- your comment is without merit or basis. Hopefully you won't have children so they don't have to endure your venom.

Sessy -- Do you honestly think that she has knee issues -- puhh leezee!

Thursday, November 16th, 2006 @ 7:33pm

*here. I type too fast

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 7:08pm

oh and the thing thats wrong with her cheeks and eyes is too much plastic surgery

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 12:56pm

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