Socialite Horsie, Tori Spelling - High Potential For Digging Anal
Posted on Thursday, January 5th, 2006 @ 1:12pm by Moelicious
Is he petting her ass or is there a deeper, slightly painful & possibly smelly secret that we don't know about? Ok, that was a gross image...
For some odd reason, I have a feeling that money is being exchanged in Tori's latest relationship w/ Dean McDermott. For those of you not in the click (myself included), Tori & Dean have saddled up & are riding into Tori's 2nd wedding in only the last two years. Quite a record this girl is building...
Upon getting engaged last month, here's what they spit out in an attempt to convince themselves that marriage is a smart move.
We're so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start our lives together. [Joint Statement]
It was so magical. All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life. [Dean McDermott] [People Mag]
What do you mean "start our lives together?" I mean, is marriage really necessary in order to "start" your life with another person with whom you're probably already sexing up? Any which way you look at it, Marriage only complicate life. Look @ Angie, God damn it!
As for Dean's comments, I gotta give the guy props for getting his hands on such a goldmine. Daddy Spelling is around 120 years old, so pretty much any day now, the guy can float away to the brighter side & leave his kids with his millions. Dean McDermott is a fucking visionary. Lucky bastard.
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it would have to take that kind of money to sleep with a hideous horsehead tranny freak such as tori. he isnt that bad looking of a guy, so he must be desperately gold digging deep.
ew ew ew!!!!
tori spelling is an attention loving whore who just wants to be back in the lime light. she's a terrible actress, so she has to do something else to get the camaras to love her again.
just another Hollywood's skinny anorexic bitch, nothing more.
Tori doesn't even look like a good phuck....and no $$$ is worth that....maybe he just wants to hit it!!
Its a K-Fed thing. Rich suggah momma. Go elsewhere for the poon-tang, go home for the credit cards, car and cash. He doesn't care what she looks like he just cares about the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G.
She does look like Mr. Ed a bit. *Neighs*
I hope she signed a pre-nup for her own good!
What is Tori up to lately? She has a new TV Show on Vh1 called So NoTORIous-a scripted autobiographical tv-show. AND!!!! Not only does she have her own tv show-she has her own Sweepstakes! All I have to say is: Want to shop like Tori?http://www.vh1.com/interact/sweepstakes/so_notorious/
DEAN is the king of freeloaders he’s right in line with that old woman’s boyfriend that did the polly drip denture ads in the eighties –Martha raye –her boyfriend the smoozer was 23 and (she was like 80.) DONT TELL ME THIS IS LOVE.
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