Slutty Mariah Carey @ The 2005 Billboard Awards



Girls, forget working endless hours in order to get straight As in school.

Just sleep w/ the professor & get the grades, the recommendation letter & even get the bastard to pay your rent (for those of you in college).

Well-timed sex---w/ the right people---will open unimaginable doors in life, so suck in your pride, spread your legs & moan your way to dollabeels, baby!

Mariah Carey: Case in point!

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I, for one, think she looks good here.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 3:10am
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she looks like a body builder.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 5:31am
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she looks FAT.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 9:57am
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THAT FAT FUCKING BITCH IS HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH A REPULSIVE BODY, FAT, SWEATING, FLABBY AND CELLULITE RIDDEN. SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE THE PIES ALONE BUT THEN SHE IS A DUMB AMERICAN SO ALL SHE KNOWS IS EATING. FAT SLAG, HOPE SHE DIES OF AIDS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 10:12am
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Quite possiblity the World's Stupidest Sandals.

Also, this is how a girl who was raised Catholic poses when she's got no underpants on and she's sporting a mighty-short short hemline. Compulsively OVER-compressing her thighs together. (It's that love myself/hate myself conflight that once-hot-n-saucy-but-raised-Catholic chicks are constantly confounded by and wrestling with...)

Also: dangerously close to having Old Lady fat knees.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 1:26pm
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Oh, the absurdity of everyone desperately looking for something to hate.
While she doesn't have a 28 inch waist like the other airbrushed hoes Jackson puts up here from time to time, she does not at all look all swollen and pumped like a bodybuilder; she looks rather feminine.
She looks curvy and voluptuous - certainly not fat, which suggests an entire lack of any shape whatsoever.
You can hardly see her shoulders between her hair and the awards.
[not going to bother with the moronic all-caps idiot-fest]
As for the shoes, whatever; that's her stylist's problem, not hers.

I just doesn't understand why everyone wants to hate her so much. Sure, she's a little bit crazy and sure she's a little bit into herself, but that describes most celebrities. She got where she is by having a voice that's unmatched in the music industry, and whether you like her music or not (I don't particularly myself, so don't bother thinking I'm just a biased fan) it must be generally understood that she has a reason for being successful. Compare her to much more hateable characters like the nearly unmentionable Paris Hilton or her less important and reasonably decrepit counterpart Nicole Richie, or that desperate hanger-on wannabe Kimberly Stewart. All of these braindead wastes of space have somehow gotten tons of media attention by being untalented, unattractive, unintelligent, and oh yes - absolutely filthy skanks. And you tear Mariah apart? Have you heard Paris try to sing? When is the last time Nicole Richie ate? The reason that she is all messed up starving herself is because people see pictures of a woman like Mariah like these and call her fat. You want to see someone who has really let herself go? Look at Janet Jackson.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 2:34pm
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She is having mental problems. She leaves her supposedly controlling husband and she starts dressing like a teenager at 30 then puts on 30-40lbs. She should get a new therapist because she is still having problems.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 3:29pm
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i dont like her at all, but i wouldnt call her fat. her body looks completely normal to me...its her freaky monkey face that frightens me. she also looks kind of spacy a lot of the time like she is on something.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 6:47pm
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OH GOD I SEE OPRAH WINFREY IS MAKING COMMENTS. MARIAH CAREY IS A FUCKING OBESE NUTCASE WITH SHIT MUSIC, I WISH HER SUICIDE ATTEMPT WAS ACTUALLY A SUCCESS UNLIKE HER LATEST ALBUM. FAT WHORE. GOOD DAY Y'AAAALLLLL

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 9:07am
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you people must be pretty unhappy with yourselves and your own lives to pay someone out this badly...

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 10:52am
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"cunt,"
My God, you're right! Suddenly your stream of obscenities and poor grammar has absolutely convinced me that an educated person such as yourself surely has the only correct opinion on this entire forum.
Please continue to enlighten us, just so long as you remember that no one can possibly take you seriously.
Cheers!

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 4:11pm
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Moose

You rock.

If you ever need someone to procreate with, please let me know. I would gladly carry your love child. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 4:28pm
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What a bunch of fucking haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all of these jealous bitches hating on Mariah, you're just jealous becasue she can get someone and you can't. Even on your best days, you're still fucking UGLY! Obviously you don't have anything else better to do than hate on someone who has everything better than you, and could pay to have you taken care of.

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 6:09pm
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I wonder if No. 14 is the same little girl (or boy, I guess) that always freaks out when people talk bad about Mariah. If so, you seriously need to get a life. Can you just not deal with people whose opinions differ from yours? “Fucking haters and jealous bitches.� You bet.

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 8:44pm
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God only knows what she's going to do with all of those futuristic dildos-....I mean awards...

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 @ 5:06am
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damn.. this site must be a haven for fat chicks that like to diss models to feel better.. first Tyra now Mariah? Look, I'll admit that most celebs are overrated HUGELY.. Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton.. etc.. but come on. Mariah Carey is not ugly. She's looked better before.. but she's not ugly. As far as her sleeping her way to the top? Maybe she did.. but there is no denying she was a great voice. I'm not into R&B at all but I am a rock musician and I can recognize the fact that she has one of the highest vocal ranges I've ever heard.. Which I guess is a love it or hate it situation.. sort of like Robert Plant or Chris Cornell..

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 @ 2:32pm
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Guys that is pretty funny. Finally I found a site that has a good sense of humor. Well lambs what other suggestions and what do you recommend. You can say all you want about me as long as I believe it isn't true. I needed to gain some weight for my voice. But I CERTAINLY DON'T EAT LIKE A PIG. Jack sas hi. Bye, bye.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 @ 9:25pm
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This 1 goes to cunt. Okay yup your name explains it all. You are one!! Don't be intimidated by a beautiful, strong and successful women like Mariah. You're doing fine where you're at flipping those burgers at that burger joint! No really!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 1:24pm
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there is no denying that she was and still kinda is very attractive (though lately she is looking a little older but age does happen) but i dont care what anyone says she does look fat in these pics...like not roseanne fat, but you know fatter than usual...

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 2:54pm
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whatever.. I'd still knock the bottom out of that ass! Mmmm Hmmm good!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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All I want to know if you can pass my e-mail address and phone number to Mariah Carey. My phone number is 478-456-4600.

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 @ 8:37pm
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HATERZ!! Yall always talking about who Mariah has fucked and how she got everything that she has,and how fat she is when in reality... you talk about who she fucked because that is as close to fuckin as yall ugly asses are gonna get, you criticize her for all of her achievements because yall are sorry assholes that will never amount to anything so you talk about her so you can take some time off of thinkin about you own sorry ass life, and you call her fat and ugly because guess what.... YOUR FAT AND UGLY!! STOP CONFUSING YOURSELF WITH HER!! ITS BECOMING REDUNDANT!! i think you all need counseling

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 @ 7:00pm
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MC IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION SHE MAY HAV HER FALTS BUT SHE IS COOL SHE IS SO AND SUCH A HERO

Monday, February 20th, 2006 @ 8:28pm
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Ok, i have a couple of Mariah's songs and they're really good. But.. omg her videos! i cant stand them. Its like she thinks shes so hot, She's always naked and all she does is touch herself or wiggle around. She's not that hot. Even if she is, dont act like it. Not classy

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 @ 6:48pm
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i think that mariah carey is very beautiful and the other people are just jealous of her and she is very intelligent.

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ 11:09am
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honestly now talkin bout sumone becuz u don't like her. She isn't fat. She actually has a great body. She ain't a skinny woman. And she isn't fat and freaken huge. She has a good shape on her.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:46pm
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I'm pretty sure her trainer has been pumping her with steroids. Just look at her shoulders. They look ridiculous. There is nothing flattering about thie look unless your into the transvestite kinda thing.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 9:58am
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Damm that is one HUGEEEEE bitch!!!!!

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 9:00pm
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MC IS NOT FAT SHE IS JUST PLUS SIZE AND WAT BECAUSE YOUR SORRY ASS LIVES AREN'T AS GOOD AS HERS

Monday, February 20th, 2006 @ 8:32pm
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i think that mariah carey is very beautiful and the other people are just jealous of her and she is very intelligent. and she is a very beautiful woman too.

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ 11:11am
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YA'LL ARE ALL SOME HATTERZ AND YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU CANT BE LIKE HER AND HER FANS LOVE HER AND SO DO I!!!! WE LOVE YOU MIMI!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU ALWAYS

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ 11:12am
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