Shaun White getting fresh with Sasha Cohen @ Esquire Oscar Party
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Dude...if I was him, I'd so use that angle to get her in bed. I'd tell her some crap like I'll let her wear it....while having sex!!! MUAHAAHAHAHHAHH!!!!!












She is so cute....why don't you post more Sasha Cohen instead of Stacy Keibler?! Sasha is gorgeous and she's got a lot of talent....
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awh Lilah.... we got love for both Sasha & Stacy...don't worry, we'll continually be objectifying both of them equally on the site!!!
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That's a really good dress for her body. She's talking to the right style people, that's for sure.
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...the usual brilliance with the captions. :)
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It looks like Shaun missed a button on top by his tie?? Whats up w/ that?? Isn't he trying to impress Sasha?? Well anyways that is a good dress for her. She looks good.
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hawt as usual
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Shaun is just plain fugly, and it looks like Sasha is disgusted by him simply being near her...snotty bitch. Sash is seriously lacking in the curves department, that dress is an obvious attempt to create the optical illusion of boobage. Sorry Sasha, not falling for it.
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What the hell are you talking about? Shaun White is the most gorgeous guy in the world!
Ahhhh. I wish that was me on his arm. Enjoy him Sasha, you lucky girl! That hair! lucky bitch
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In the second picture, Shaun looks like he can't wait for them to be alone. Note the placement of his hand near the small of her back.
And you were right about the curves, farmgirl. That definitely isn't her best dress.
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Whats up with her hand in the last picture. Looks like my grandma's.
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Michelle Kwan is so much better. Sasha choked like she usually does. She will not ever be as good as a skater as Michelle. Long rule Michelle Kwan.
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How many Olympic gold medals does Michelle Kwan have?
Thought so.
She's as much of a choker as you make Sasha out to be.
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he looks like rocky dennis from MASK
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Sasha is gorgeous! Obvioulsy her body isnt full of curves and she doesn't have big boobs...she's a figure skater!! she trains her butt off...her body is basically mostly muscle. Any smart person would've realized that. It's funny how ppl come on here and lip her for that.. lol. She's got beauty, and amazing talent.
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[...] So we know that Shaun White pulled the whole “wanna see my gold medal” angle to get fresh with Sasha Cohen. It’s good to see that he’s trying to milk that angle for what it’s worth and stepped up his game to the oh so tasty Vanessa Minnillo and that adobo flavored nipple of hers. [...]
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[...] Shaun White continues to use his popularity to try and get in the pants of hot chicks. First it was Sasha Cohen and then he tried to get some adobo-flavored Vanessa Minnillo. This time it’s Carmen Electra from this past ESPY Awards show. Hmm… this was happening around the time she was splitting with her husband, maybe Shaun did get a piece??? [...]
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hey i love shaun white he is so hot
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Dude looks like Carrot-Top having a bad hair day.
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what an ugly dress man!
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