Sexy Melissa Theuriau Video & Today's Hottest Links!
Friday, March 31st, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
God, I don't understand a word of French, but I want this woman. Now!
Ok, if you watched the video, you probably have the urge to see naught photos of this bombshell. We don't blame you.
Girls, I'm sorry, but we'll try to get a hold of a Geraldo video for next Friday. Remember to bring extra pair of panties to work!
The Juicy Links!
* Tori Spelling was secretly in White Chicks. I knew it all along!
* Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker---I see a sex video in the near future! Pull through, Tommy!
* Jessica Simpson blonde jokes...the last & final stage of her fame.
* Sienna Drama Miller has new tattoo. Bitch needs to go away already.
* Jake Gyllenhaal is Rude
* Who's the next Wonder Woman?
* Before she can truly comeback, Gillian Anderson needs to resolve her hair issues.
* Super Crackwhorebitch, Naomi Campell, wears fur & throws phones.
* Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons Over!
* Courtney Love's true colors & showing! Murderer!!
More Melissa videos below!
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That chick is smokin'
and when is somone going to kill courtney love for chrissakes
i'd do it but i'm kind of saving my ass for marrige
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lol omg tori spelling looks more like a man than the guys in white chicks
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I didn't understand a word she said but it sounded nice.
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damn shes hot!
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omg, the tori spelling link is hilarious!
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tommy as a match make would be good 'reality' tv. yes ????
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i got all her vids, thanks. Melissa is a hell of a spice.
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Thanks your comment is delightful. I like your diary.. See ya
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