Sexy Eva Longwhoria Whores Into 2006!



The saying is, “once a whore, always a whore.�

Eva Longoria proved that time & time again when she was using & abusing JC Chasez (bastard). Poor guy loved Eva's scared mountain of pleasure so much that he condoned all her relationship-bitch-slapping (a.k.a. sleeping around w/ Hollywood elites in an attempt to busily mold her career into what it is today).

Now, that brings us to her latest cock-teasing session w/ Jamie Foxx. Let me tell you, my friends, the cock-teasing session you see pictured in this post is merely foreplay & oh yeah, as for that engagement thing w/ Tony Parker?---It's over.

Jamie Foxx has invaded her Latina body & won't leave until, well, Eva sees another man she wants to sex-up.

Like we said, “Once a whore, always a whore.�

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I guess her thing w/ Tony Parker wasn't all that important!! I mean they were only engaged, right?

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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am i the only one who finds this woman incrediably insufferable? every scene in desperate housewives that shes in is dedicated to her "hotness" and her huge ego. its sickening, since when is watching cocky ass women pretty much masturbate to themselves worthy of being on tv. sorry, but we're not all guys and lesbians. not to mention shes not that hot in the first place - shes a toothpick

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 12:01pm
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"since when is watching cocky ass women pretty much masturbate to themselves worthy of being on tv"

Is this a trick question????

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 12:20pm
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read the next sentence and you'll see its not. its all just trash

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 12:41pm
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Both Eva and Jamie are incredibly overrated

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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Saw her in the most beautiful people issue of people magazine. Not to mention they have quite a few pics of her in it. I was never really a a huge fan of her looks, although c'mon she's not so shabby now, gimme a break. They had the section on stars photos when they were kids. The only two that stuck out to me as far as cute faces go were Micha Barton and Eva.

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 4:22pm
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FIRST OFF, Mexicans are NOT Latino, and in Eva's case she's definetly NOT Latina (especially since she was born in Texas. "Latins" are SOUTH AMERICANS! Read your history .... Latin America is where the term Latinos and Latinas came from! Central Americans, ESPECIALLY Mexicans, by birth or ancestry are HISPANICS! So are Cubans, PR's, etc. I am from Venezuela .... part Italian, German and Indian .... I AM LATINO! South Americans, Latinos, if they speak Spanish .... IT IS SPANISH, REAL Spanish. Mexicans speak Mexican (gutter spanish)

As for Eva, I'm not surprised she's a little slut .... It's exected of Mexicans, Chicanos and Tejanos (Texas Mexicans).

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 7:45pm
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First of all "Enrico" (could you have more of a greasy sounding name than that?) stop getting all hysterical over orgins and the "history" of what differentiates a Latino or Hispanic, this is just a site for our amusement. Second, reading your racist gutter talk just leads me to believe your nothing but a mutt (excuse me a "Venezuelan").

sorry!

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 10:36pm
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Jaime Foxx must be stopped! He should be drugged and locked in a closet.
Anybody see 'Ray'? He did a nice imitation of a great contributor to music WHO HAD JUST DIED. If that movie came out ten years ago, people would have said that is was a fairly good performance about an important musician (RC's value is incalculable), and then moved on.
I know I'm not the first one to say this, but C'MON!
The worst part about this is that EVERY time that a movie comes out with that scenery chewer Foxx, we have to read above his name, 'Academy Award Winner'...blah, blah.

Only a matter of time 'til we see the police mug shot. Think they'll put 'AWW' above that?

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 11:08pm
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OH man that Mexican comment on the pic cracked me up. I bet she would really do something like that, that skank ass ho.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 2:28pm
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this rivals the J-Lo / P. Diddy partnership.

Saturday, January 21st, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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Poor Tony Parker

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 6:31pm
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What are you talking about poor Tony Parker? The guy's lucky she even considered going out with him. He looks like crap and he's just as dumb. Poor Eva she had to sleep with that pig. But the fame is getting to her head. She should come back to Earth. Other then that, she still looks good.

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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okay enrico!!! if you really want to learn some history here it is. we all are related because Spain is where Spanish comes from. Mexicans are Indians and Spainards. So guess where Venezuelans came from also... SPAIN! In conclusion we all originated from Spain! if im a whore because im mexican then i guess we have something in common.

Sunday, February 19th, 2006 @ 4:45pm
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Eva baby I have never watched your show but everbody on that muthafucka den lost their minds. Hope your show never ends cause your gonna be a sad case. But I know you are the shit.....well you think..

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 1:19am
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TONY PARKER IS ATE UP WITH THE DUMB AZZ IF HE MARRIES THIS WHORE SHE GOES TO EVERY PARTY SHE TRIES TO GET ANY ATTENTION SHE CAN GET AND SHE THINKS SHE IS THE SHIT. SHE THINKS SHE IS PRETTIER THAN ANGELINA AND FINER THAN BEYONCE.......

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 1:49am
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Hey Guys, You are all jealous. Eva is more beautiful than any of you can even dream of becoming. To set the record straight we Longorias are originally from Spain. We were given a considerable portion of South Texas from the King of Spain. We have been here in this country for centuries. Eva's Cousin

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 7:57pm
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Watched Tony and Eva in a long interview and they seem like a fabulous couple.What's up with constantly bitching about Eva?If she slept her way to the top, well then at least she was goal-orientated, unlike that genius Paris Hilton who sleeps around just because she can.C'mon, give T&E some room...they seem to be deeply in love and that's something most of us can only dream about. xxx

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 6:00pm
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Hey cousin, obviously the king of spain didnt give you good looks. As for YOU Enrico, your technically not latino. youre a mulatto. yeah the african slaves were dumped on the carribean islands and south americas coast. sometimes its a shame when pretty green or blue eyed women cross breed with them. nappy hair is ugly.

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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I have to admit, this is an excellent career move for Eva!

J. Foxx is @ the top of his game right now, baby!!

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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Enrico. The only REAL Spanish is from Spain so take your latin ass elsewhere..

Thursday, January 19th, 2006 @ 10:38pm
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jamie fox is trying to feel her boob with his finger......horny bastard!!!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 10:35am
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