Served: Stuffed Mushrooms



My theory on food: If it looks & smells like shit, it probably tastes like heaven. It's worked for me all over the world, so fear not in putting the theory to use.

The only country in which I'd be very careful is Bethnaaam (of course). I heard a rumor that shady Bethdaamese people put blades in their food. Talk about hardcore!!!

For more pictures of amazing food, please hit this site every once in a while. This chick loves to eat & drink (that sounded bad). Oh, she can write too!

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I seriously thought that was a shot from a colon cam or something. Either that or vomit on something shaped like a cross.

I agree with your theory though on looks -vs- taste of food.

Last night I ate Mountain Oysters. I had to tell my kids it was chicken gizzards so they would try them. When they were done I told them the truth and now they will be able to eat them from now on with no quams. It's the whole getting past knowwing what your eating with that one!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 4:50pm
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i like stuffed mushrooms from olive garden

but do those in the pic have pineapple in them

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 5:25pm
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I think this stuff looks great. And now I am hungry. Or at least I WAS hungry, until SOMEBODY compared it to a colon pic!
Did you really eat mountain oysters, Tammy? You are joking, right? And I thought my sardines were gross!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 7:03pm
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Yes, I really ate them. About 20 minutes from where I live there is a town called Worms (population 35) and they have the Nightcrawler Bar that is actually very famous. Anyway, every Wednesday is "Beef-fry night" and the girls, Elrod and I all went down and had a great time. It is a family atmosphere, no loud music, sluts, drunks. It was a ton of fun, all the people in there are really welcoming and kind and the girls had a blast. I really wouldn't mind living in Worms. I could park my car on the main strip there for a month with my keys in the ignition and it wouldn't get stolen. In the city I live in now, I can't even put my pretties in the front yard because everytime I do someone steals some of them. I hate it! Someone stole my garden hose the other day even? It sucks!
Back to the mountain oysters/beef frys...they were good. They are breaded and deep fat fried. Tastes like Chicken Hearts. Has anyone else ever ate them?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 7:25pm
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Yeah, I know I should keep an open mind but girlfriend! That sounds so gross. You went to the "Nightcrawler" in "Worms" for deep fat fried steer's balls...do ya see the humor here? :)

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 12:45pm
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I fought with myself for days because I knew that was what we were going up there to eat. I wasn't sure I could do it but when I saw them (they aren't round like I thought they would be) I thought, what the hell. They really aren't that bad. They are very rich though. Have you ever tried them?

Yes, I see the humor in it. That's why I devulged so much information. I think it's funny!

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 12:48pm
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i have eaten alligator in a couple of years-its good
i've also tired frog legs(but i didnt know what they were), that also taste like chicken
i've tried fried squid- i didnt like it, it tasted like rubber

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 3:50pm
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Come to think of it, I have had Squid. It is in this Chinese dish I order sometimes from my new favorite Chinese place called "Wonderful Garden". It is very very chewy, but good. I don't know what it would taste like all on it's own as all of the seafood kinda tastes the same when it's cooked in that white sauce and mixed together. I forgot about that, thanks Katie for reminding me.

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 3:53pm
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Eh,
Can't be as bad a boiled ewoks

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 3:56pm
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Ewoks don't seem to me that they'd have very much meat on 'em. Like an over cooked ostrich or something. What does Ewok taste like?

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 3:58pm
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Chicken

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 4:01pm
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How did I know that? How cliché!

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 4:02pm
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really hairy chicken ;)

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 4:59pm
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Mmm! The stuffed mushrooms look good.

I do like to eat and drink. I'm hard pressed to say which I like more. It's such a difficult decision.

Saturday, October 1st, 2005 @ 8:47pm
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I LOVE the lobster stuffed mushrooms from Red Lobster. I could eat a dozen of them! Now I'm going to crave them. Thanks alot MOE!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 5:38pm
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It is pretty funny, I was laughing so hard. No, I have never tried them. I'm kind of a sissy when it comes to stuff like that. I have never had frog leggs or escargot, I don't care for caviar at all. I'm kinda picky I guess. But I loved your story.

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 12:56pm
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I have never had any of those things either. This was the most "daring" thing I've ever ingested. I have eaten sushi before and I liked it very much. Oysters from the can on Saltine Crackers are good too. Before the balls, those are the most daring things I'd ever eaten. I have been eating fried chicken hearts and gizzards since I was young so I don't think those count. My boyfriend has eaten Alligator and Turtle though and I know this is common place but he says they taste like chicken.

Friday, September 30th, 2005 @ 1:01pm
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