Scarlett Johansson Tops FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2006 List



Another bullshit ranking is out. Other famous women need to steal a page from Scarlett's whoring game plan by allowing gay, fat dudes to grab your boobs on live TV. Heterosexual guys reading men's mag love that kind of shit.


One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy. I'd like to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment. [Scarlett]


Here's the top 10 list from FHM's top 100 Sexiest Women of 2006 list. Previous year rank is shown in parenthesis.

1. Scarlett Johansson (9) - J. Alba should be here.
2. Angelina Jolie (1) - Testament to the lack of hotties; pregnant & #2. Says something about FHM's reader base
3. Jessica Alba (22) - No movie career, but still hot.
4. Jessica Simpson (16) - Scrap this bitch, already.
5. Keira Knightley (11) - There should be a minimum cupsize in order to be top 5. hah
6. Halle Berry (5) - Should be higher
7. Jenny McCarthy (54) - What is this? 1998?!
8. Maria Sharapova (19) - She's no Kournikova, baby. She's bottom 25 material---at best.
9. Carmen Electra (18) - 25-50 material
10. Teri Hatcher (7) - Slap in the face to all top 10 most sexiest lists.

Source: FHM

What's your top 5?

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Numbers 7-10 shouldnt even be near the top 10! everyone loves maria sharapova for somereason....i just dont see it.

my top 5:
1. keira knightley (it was tied with j. alba. the accent bumped her up)
2. jessica alba
3. angelina jolie
4. scarlett johansen
5. rachel bilson (im a devoted OC fan!)

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 10:56am
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WTF?? And were does Adrianna Lima fair with all this, SHE IS THE FUCKIN HOTTEST AROUND> then the Prego Angelina .... then it doenst really f'in matter, DOES IT??

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:25am
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ANyone have the complete list in text form?

I tried to find it last night, but no luck.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:32am
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Scarlett has a nice curvy bod, but that face is average to fug depending on what pic you're looking at.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:36am
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Maria Sharapova is dead sexy. I saw her playing tennis the other night and she screams like a banshee. It must have been balmy out because she got super sweaty and it was the hottest thing.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:48am
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1. Angelina Jolie (preggers or not still hot shit)
2. Adriana Lima
3. Halle Berry
4. Scarlett Jo
5. Jessica Alba

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:02pm
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damnit i forgot about adriana lima for my list. whats wrong with me?!

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:08pm
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Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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WTF????? 27. Adriana Lima ???????? WHO THE **** thought of this list..... THEY MUST BE PUNSHIED UNDER THE LAWS OF TREASON!!!!!

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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scarlet rocks!!!!! and jolie, preg or not, is STILL gorge, and my # is carmen electra!!!

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:48pm
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scarlet is hot!!!! i would have picked carmen electra as sexiest tho :)

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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1. Denise Richards
2. Marissa Miller
3. Salma Hayek
4. Jessica Alba
5. Gisele

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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1. Scarlett
2. Alba
3. Salma
4. Ziyi
5. Heidi Klum: the greatest milf alive

Jolie's nasty now, sickly looking. She hasn't been top 10 material for years.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 6:49pm
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I love the fact that actually posing for FHM pulls your ranking up by probably 100 spots (at least). Seriously, how else would Jenny McCarthy be up at No. 7?

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 8:27pm
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blowjobs

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 8:29pm
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i agree without howefer said that Jolie looks sickly.
Second place based on what? the sunken cheeks? the bulging eyes? the yellowish, veiny skin? the stick thin legs and arms with huge head? the lack of bum?
i dunno.....
sure she when she works out with a trainer, gets her hair/make up done by professional. gets expert lighting and photographers and then gets photoshopped she looks good but otherwise she looks like any other person you would find in your local hospital......

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 1:56am
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By the way the list is way off. It has some really udnerserving peoplel (Jenny, Teri to name a few) and then it misses some very deserving people (like Kate beckinsale, Natlie Portamn, Rachel Weiz, Rachel Macadams, Kate Winslet..........women who looksw natural, real and good even without make up).

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 1:58am
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heres my top 5...

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Ludivine Sagnier
3. Asia Argento
4. Alexas Davalous
5. Sarah Silverman

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 10:09am
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Just the other day I watched a TV show about how the celebs pay to get these rankings, from music charts to the hottest people..blah blah. I mean everyone has diff. taste. How do you think they decide?? Pfff. I think Scarlett should be #10, not any higher. But her money thinks differently.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 4:58pm
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O.k. how much was the payoff? Or was it all in trade?

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 5:58pm
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Let me get this straight......Scarlett Johhanson went from #9 on the list last year to #1 this year. Her looks haven't changed that much from last year. this magazine isn't judging based on looks alone. The top5 should be angelina jolie, charlize theron, halle berry, jessica alba, eva pigford

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 6:04pm
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1. Rachel McAdams
2. Adriana Lima
3. Jessica Alba
5302532. Teri Hatcher

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 @ 3:53am
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TOP 5

1.) Monica Bellucci (Over 40, but 5'10" and her face/body is still banging!!!)

2.) Scarlett Johansson (she got the DSL and the Twins, can't beat that...)

3.) Jessica Alba (the average sized rack is the reason why Scarlett is better)

4.) Angelina Jolie (still very beautiful, DSL, but being w/Brad Pitt&Pregnant is a downgrade)

5.) Adriana Lima (brazilian, tall, DSL...automatic top 5 bid)

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 @ 3:51am
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i think angelina jolie is the hottest in the fucking world. she is good at evrything she does. scarlett is just shit shes ugly and just rank. even tho jolie is pregent she stiu looks hot just look at the pics of her. how can ppl serious think that she is naturally beautifully she weas that much make up its not funiu. jolie hardly ever wears makeup and neway hu gives a fuck none of these ppk are goin 2 read it i reckon there wuld b sum1 out there thats even hotter than angelina jolie or ne1. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. thats y every1 has a different list. i no if i was me id have angelina number 1 jennifer aniston not even on there she is a fat disgusting rat and the thers id put in random spots cuz i dnt give a fuck about them cuz they dnt even fucking no us or neinf so hus 2 say shes hot and shes not. ive proly seen more hotter ppl than jolie and that like my frineds and shit so get ovr.....

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:12am
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i think that hottest woman is anjelina jolie

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:30am
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please send me only one email scarlett johonsson..............please

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 6:07am
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o.k u can say jen A is ugly. you can say she is talentless but to say she is fat is just not true. just like saying that its o.k for Brad to cheat cuz its Angelina. Like there are no morals, commitment, or trust in the world of marriage,

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 8:40am
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where the hell did they put Charlize????????? she's slamming, sizzling, dazzling....n so on...i just dont get it!!!

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 12:32am
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i can swear to God if iam asked ,scarlett johanson is the most beautiful woman in the world.wat turns me on in a woman and scarlett johanson doesnt have?i can look scarlett johanson pics every day without getting bored.go ahead girl , dont listen to haters.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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1.Elisha Cuthbert
2.scarlett johansen
3.keira knightley
4.Shakira
5.Jennifer Lopez

Sunday, May 21st, 2006 @ 7:53pm
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farmgirl you're 100% right. She's way too average. If she didn't have big boobs, she'd be a nobody. I'm sure I wouldn't notice her on the street, with normal clothes, probably because every other chick looks as good or better. Cute girl, but please she can't even compare with alot of the beauties that are put on ridiculously low numbers. I think #9 was good for her.
Lima, Alessandra and Angelina? ...Teri Hatcher!?! That new list is obviously screwed up.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 12:05am
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Think Scarlet's ugly.

Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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mental note. dont use "#" as ur first character in ur comment

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 10:56am
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Um.. I didn't put 4 for Teri Hatcher I put 42205935th....

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 @ 3:54am
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i think so too lika

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:31am
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"black" i think that you like anjelina jolie very much. is it so?

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 6:09am
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I went to the freaking site and found out that Josie Maran is like, 100th?! WTF...and holy shit re: Terri HAtcher...fuuuuuuck.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 10:56am
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who agree me?

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:32am
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WHO EVER AT FHM PUT THAT LIST TOGETHER MUST BE BLIND AS HELL. EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANT, THEN ALBA

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 10:59am
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yea i agree with both of u

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:33am
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I like Johannson and Alba very much, they are hot to me but the rest of that list is way off.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:02am
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scarlett johansson is very hot too................i like her very much.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 6:05am
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brooke burke
marrisa miller
rachel mcadams
halle berry
and your mom

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:07am
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Scarelett Johannson hotter than Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba? You got to be kidding me.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 11:18am
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