Scarlett Johansson increases Vanity Fair's sales



Sure Supreme Commander already posted the pic on his evening news.

However, I thought I'd enlarge and focus on the part of the pic that we all really care about.

This picture alone has:

1) Increased sales of Vanity Fair.

2) Increased amount of adolescent masturbation.

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i don't know why.... yea shes gota cute face but the lower half of her body is like argggggggg cover it up!!!!

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 1:31pm

There's something about BUTT CRACK, isn't there?

Me? I think she looks like a BABY. I wanna pat some BABY powder on that BABY butt and put a diaper on that BABY who's in a BABY pose. Cute little BABY...

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 2:13pm

to me she looks like an Aids patient and i think i better appreciated her as actress when she kept her clothes on.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 2:20pm

Not really liking this ass. Its just a butt crack, this isn't a real booty.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 2:26pm

I don't understand the whole thing with Scarlett being considered so sexy. She looks a bit chunky to me, and really plain. She was so shlumpy in Lost in Translation. She is curvy, has big breasts and lips. Big deal.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:03pm

I might not be "in the loop" with health, but she is what I consider to be healthy. Her BMI is probably towards the higher end of the normal level for her height, but she is NOT overweight. Keira, on the other hand, looks like she needs to eat something other than celery and diet pills..............

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:12pm

This photo shoot does not help either lady. Keira is a BEAUTIFUL woman but is way too skinny to do this. Scarlett has great curves, but this is not flattering.

Keira, keep the clothes on and keep wearing those beautiful outfits.

Scarlett, just show them so everyone stops talking and you can move on (into oblivion).

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:33pm

i have never understood why people bang on about scarlett, but as i have never watched any of her movies i can not fully judge what she is like other then by occassional still pics and interviews.however on the subject of this photo i think her figure is fine, the only draw back is the colour of her skin, way to whited out.i wonder if she was photoshopped and given a golden tan if peoples perception of her weight and figure would change?be intresting to see?
i think she just looks normal.....
and i didnt think kiera was to thin, you can see some abs going on there............

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:42pm

Hey scar jump in a tanning bed once in a while i know where you can get a ten pack for ten dollors (at sun and skin around my block) but other than that you are hot gurl

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:54pm

Here goes my contribution, I just bought my copy today...Thanks Vanity Fair!!! I like em Squishy, thanks Scarlett for keepin ya body nourished...

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 5:17pm

Chunky? Geez,not all actresses can be like Nicole Richie.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 6:34pm

I think what the people are who have said that Scarlett looks chunky means that she just doesn't have a butt that's DEFINED.....it's like her thighs and butt are just one solid piece of flesh, like her thighs and her butt are ONE. You know? She doesn't have those "dimples" on her lower back which would indicate muscle definition so she obviously doesn't have much muscle. She says she doesn't like to work out so that's why she doesn't have any type of muscle definition, therefore giving her that squishy, baby skin appearance. She does have a moderate amount of body fat on her. She's not fat, she's just not toned.

Nicole Richie is a very short girl and petite framed and should be thin but not as she is now. She could stand to gain 10-15 pounds and build muscle.

Keira is built like me...abs and all. I eat anything I want(I don't starve myself or diet) and they don't go away, I think she's the type(like me) that are just naturally lean...doesn't mean she's not healthy. I do have to say though her horsey mouth bothers me.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 6:46pm

what injustice they have done to my beloved scarlette

hot as she is, she is not jessica alba. she doesn't quite have the same... ummm... assets.

having her pose in this position makes no sense. her ass is not that great. have her sit up and do one of them "squeeze my tits together and hide my nipples cause you know, nipples are SOOOO dangerous and if shown will distroy the fabric of our society, but showing the rest of my tits on a newstand is somehow ok" poses. THEN she would appear in her proper hottness.

scarlette, you look shabby in this photo. but its not your fault. you are still gorgeous. bring me the head of that art director!

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 8:00pm

isnt it weird that the british girl has more of a tan than the gringa?

and also, from her movies (check out the tight pants in Ghost World...) and all, i always assumed that scarlett had kind of a bigger, chunkier (and more beautiful) white girl butt....i dont know, could it have been photoshopped for this picture?

all in all, i still love her!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 7:34am

QUESTION: What is a "white girl" butt?

I am a white female and I've heard this term before, but don't know what it really is/looks like. It sounds kinda fugly and I KNOW I do not have a fugly buttox!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 6:44pm

After reading CHEAP TRICK's post again I realized that *duh* he/she had a partial definition of a white girl butt. But chunky is like ghetto booty(which to me is big girl butt, round and large) and white girl butt to me means more of a flat barely there butt....I have more of a shapely and well defined/toned butt. Not chunky or flat.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 7:58pm

Scarlett looks quite chubby, Keira is TOO thin.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 8:54am

" What is a “white girl� butt?... It sounds kinda fugly and I KNOW I do not have a fugly buttox!"
That was hilarious. Anyway, I think they must have photoshopped or powdered these girls before the shoot because I don't think anyone is naturally that pasty. Geez. And Scarlett IS lookin' kind pudge in this pic, but then again, she's always been a bit thick. Her body (with the except of the ghostly color) doesn't look terrible, though.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 7:13pm

Scarlett looks like a normal woman. She's not afraid to show her curves. Just cause she doesn't fit what you might think is beautiful ( 110 skeletons with every bone showing) doesn't mean she's a fat cow. She's the perfect example of a classic beauty. Now everyone can carry on binge eating and following fad diets.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 3:19pm

Scarlett looks like a Greek goddess carved out of marble, or a volumptous Victorian painting. Now that's real beauty...

But I don't think it needs to be on the cover of a trade magazine.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 5:15pm

Greek goddess? This has hurt me a bit, since I live close to Greece. She looks like a (slutty, naked) cowgirl painted and made up into something she's really not. I mean, she really has an american face. But I don't get it. Why would I wanna see 2 sluts (one a little on the flat site, the other a little on the chubby) naked and a hot gay guy clothed? Just go to a strip club. Not only do I guarantee you'll see more but it will be of much better quality and live. Could be cheaper, too.

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 12:07am

she is very beautiful

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 4:36pm

This picture is so airbrushed Scarlett doesn't even have a shoulder. She looks like a doughy shoulder-less cartoon.

Monday, February 20th, 2006 @ 4:09am

"I don’t think anyone is naturally that pasty" ~19. Sasha
I know a couple people, including myself, who are naturally that pale. Though I think that is mainly due to the fact we are all very Irish, who are rather well-known for being really fair-skinned.

As for the photo, I think both girls look lovely in their own way. Though, they really do look airbrushed or perhapes it's the photographer's lights. I've noticed, since I am so fair skinned, that if someone uses flash when they take a picture of me, sometimes my skin appears to glow and my features get that white-washed look.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 4:52pm

Wow I thought Scarlett was thin! She really needs to lose a few pounds she looks really chubby and puttting her next to gorgeous lithe Keira didn't help either she looks like plump plain girl.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 11:37am

Pfft...take the brit with no assets out of the picture and leave the American bombshell and you got a deal Mac...

She doesn't look fat at all. I agree with a previous post that it's just in the way the picture was taken and edited. I'm sure the photographer saw the shot as magnificent and is kicking himself for over airbrushing it. One more thing...Mary (Jesus's Mother, for those who aren't religious) was said to be more desireable than any woman. She was also milky white. Why do you think men drool over Scarlet? She sexy, all there is to it. You women do the same damn thing to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Women are naturally jealous and prideful towards women who are more beautiful in their own eyes than themselves and will criticise ANYTHING that is just to feel better inside. That's something that women will never change...

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 1:29pm

I just noticed this in my friends edition of the magazine if you look closely you can see both of the girl's nipples....so in an earlier post i read they didnt even take care to cover that up either. Im a guy so for the idiot that just posted scarlette is really gross pal. how can anyone be attracted to a pale pile of jiggly fat. And kiera has nasty teeth

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 11:15pm

I really think it's hilarious how all you people can call Scarlett Johansson fat, when you yourselves are all probably burger munching, overweight yanks!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006 @ 11:00am

Obviously 90% of the people posting here have been brainwashed into thinking that beautiful = stick-skinny and sun-tanned...I think Scarlett is gorgeous, and because she chooses not to be anorexic and destroy her skin with UV rays does not make her any less beautiful. It would be wonderful if there were more celebrities with healthy-looking figures like hers.

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 @ 10:39am

Scarlett is hot. I would take her over someone like Jessica Simpson anyday. Fucking Jessica simpson would be like fucking a tree trunk full of sap. Im sick of all you yank hollywood mother f--kers. Leave scarlett be...maybe then shall we see. (her tits)

peace yo.

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 6:48pm

Mary was not milky white. Could anybody milky white survive in that part of the world?
Scarlett looks good but if your not toned your but will flatten out when laying down. Keria is too skinny. She doean't look appealing at all. I just don't get it. Scarlette really need to get some sun. Her body is great because she looks normal.

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 7:53pm

WEll at least she looks better than the baboon jessica alba, and the ugly ratt-face eva longoria.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:16pm

Nicole Richie is an actress? I think they should have thrown Jessica Alba on the cover with Keira and Scarlett instead of the guy, muuuuch hotter than him.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 3:02am

You people are ridiculous - Scarlett Johansson...FAT? How old are some of you people, 12, 13? Maybe when you become adults you will realize how ridiculous you sound.

While I understand that not everyone may find her attractive, she is definitely not fat. Some of you need to find a more mature and healthier ideal of beauty, because most people are not 110 pounds. Scarlett Johansson is an inspiration - and of normal and healthy weight. She shouldn't feel sorry for choosing not to starve herself, and she shouldn't feel like she has to hide her beautiful body simply because she's not rail thin. I'm extremely glad she chooses to embrace her natural body figure, and I hope she continues to do so in the future. She truly is a real woman.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 12:25am

Man, you have to be kidding me. Maybe it's just because I'm an art student and I see things differently, but I find her paleness attractive. I can't stand fake-bake rail thin teeny boppers. They're all the same person. Scarlett is very old school hollywood glamour...she doesn't walk, she floats...and she's got killer bedroom eyes. In fact, Scarlett Johansson is so fucking beautiful that I'm surprised that the earth hasn't opened up under her feet and swallowed her whole to punish us all for doubting her hotness. The end.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 6:45pm

There's too many haters here. Scarlett looks great and I'm sure a hell of a lot better than those of you trashing her

Monday, September 18th, 2006 @ 10:16pm

scarlett johansson has a pretty face. for those who say she is ugly, that's an exaggeration. even without makeup, she is probably prettier than many women walking down the street with makeup. i think many people don't find her absolutely beautiful because she isn't the over tanned, anorexic woman we are used to calling beautiful. she has curves and a porcelain complection...now picture a beautiful, over tanned, anorexic woman...now picture them with porcelain skin and an extra fifteen pounds...how many so called beautiful people can pull that off and look better than scarlett johansson???

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 8:09pm

I agree that Scarlett looks SO beautiful here. I thoroughly agree with the art student. I cannot comprehend how you can't see her beauty. She looks so soft and alluring. She is luminescent and her face is enticing. Keira on the other hand looks somehow wrong in this picture. The toned abs look odd.

Saturday, December 16th, 2006 @ 10:54am

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Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 6:34am

the guy should be 'nude' too....

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 3:35pm

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