39 Scandalous Comments

These pictures are terrible, she reminds me of Courtney Love. And that can't be good. Never agree with FHM's 100 sexiest women though.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:15am

SHE IS FAR FROM BEING THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET. THE PEOPLE AT FHM ARE RETARDED!!!!!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:57am

Maybe this year, becasue of all the buzz she has created around her, and her rack! But there are a lot of beautiful women out there.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 10:09am

not that scarlett ISNT pretty, she is in that classic 50's movie star model, but, best in the world? No. i am so totally NOT into Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie, but, i can totally see how guys would put one of THEM at #1. Scarlett? no. but then again, cmon, Keira Knightlyin teh top 10? Halle Berry in the top 10? JENNIFER GARNER?!?!?! the listis fucked.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 10:52am

I think ScarJo is number one. But I was also thinking the Courtney Love thing with these pictures.

Angelina Jolie is creepy.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 11:21am

she looks like Courtney Love

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 11:25am

Scarlett's pretty...but nowhere near #1

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 12:15pm

I have to agree with, well, just about everyone here. Shes hot, for sure, but the #1., NO. we need more postings of Adrianna Lima picts, she is the true number 1.. YAY FOR THE VIRGIN!!!1

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 12:30pm

over rated b%*&$

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 12:35pm

Thank you Kissy for that intelligent observation!!!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 12:48pm

Her face has that look that you want to like, but yet there is something off about it that make hard to like. She has fantastic tatas, smoking hot bod. Thanks kissy for speaking my mind!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:15pm

No where near the number one. She's sexy but I don't think she's all that pretty. She has a sort of strange face... but she is sexy. Maybe number like 50. MAYBE the top ten with all the hype about her boobs... but not number 1.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:23pm

I think the fact that they rated her so high over more sexy women is unfortunate, because she is a very beautiful girl and deserves to be on the list at least... but the animosity being generated over this exaggerated ranking is causing people to forget that she is in fact hot.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:24pm

Im just happy Angelina Jolie wasnt number 1

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:31pm

I normally think that Scarlett is pretty manish, but these pictures scream transvestite. Her shoulders and feet look huge in all of them, and her best attempt at being sexy is to have her mouth gaping open in every shot. The only thing she really has going for her is decent, not great, boobs yet even in these photographs they look two seconds away from exploding. When you have big tits you don't need to smash them up for that clevage effect. The bottom line: disguisting.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:46pm

She does look as if she was a few steps away from getting DOWNS SYNDROME.

She is anything but hot.

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 2:16am

what's on her FEET?

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 4:14am

Yeah, I totally agree. These photo's of Scarlett are horrible. But hey, everyone has those pics which you hate because you look fully gross in them! C'mon... don't lie! It just proves she is pure and real, unlike Jessica Alba the stupid bitch who get's all her damn photo's airbrushed and messed around with so she looks perfect. Grrr she makes me angry...
TAMIKA :-)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 1:19am

i'm a girl, but i think they're right with this one. i think scarlett is incredibly gorgeous and sexy, definitely deserving of number one. guess i'm sick of the jessica alba obsession... but at least scarlett CAN act, and it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't just depend on her looks to get her acting parts. to me, she is damn hot.

Friday, April 21st, 2006 @ 7:18am

[...] So FHM Sexiest Women #1 has a very nice showing on the Bastardly Sexiest Women. I’d have to say it was her Golden Globes that has completely elevated her stock to another level and she should damn well be thankful for those babies. [...]

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:06am

her nice big globes keep her afloat. they would rank quite high unlike her. lol.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 9:22pm

she,s fuckin hot an got a sexy style but she is like dot cotton compared to jessica alba and jessica simpson

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 1:11pm

WTF is with those lips?

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 2:08pm

W.....T....F.........? If I were the editor of FHM magazine I would have shot whoever thought those pictures were the best they could have taken of Scarlett. If you're going to proclaim her the most beautiful woman in the world, or the USA, or wherever the fuck it is, don't make them look like street trash.

I could see how the editor thought, "Oh, she is so beauteous, we must shoot her looking like a hag to bring out her true beauty." Fuckin' got it wrong, pepe.

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 7:58pm

UGH Scarlett is by far one of the ugliest women i've ever seen...they should have picked Jaime Pressly or someone remotely attractive!

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 11:57am

yes! pastefest 2006
i'm guessing this is what she actually looks like... well with all that makeup (LOOK HOW MUCH) and lightening hair.

i'm pretty sure she's just manky.

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 1:58pm

[...] Last year the title of FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2006 went to Scarlett Johansson. How in the hell did this year’s honor go to Jessica Alba? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s hot but seriously, #1? You know my pick for the sexiest woman in the world would be Alessandra Ambrosio. With that said, I think I might have to do a Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 since the 2006 version was such a success. [...]

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 5:12pm

[...] Last week we published the FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2007 list. To the surprise and dismay of some, Jessica Alba was named the sexiest woman of 2007 taking the title from Scarlett Johansson. Of course we think the list is a bunch of crap and last year we took it in our own interest to have you readers determine the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I figured I should do this again since no one really agrees with the FHM list so we’ll go ahead and compile our version because none of us are being paid-off to put any chick on a list so you readers can truly be the voice that determines the sexiest women in the world. So without further a due get ready to vote for The Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007! [...]

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 10:52am

Nearly everyone here needs to shut up and realise that Scarlett is by FAR the sexist female on the planet. Jessica Alba doesn't come close. Oh yeah, and Scarlett's tits aren't the best bit about her.

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 6:11pm

i want fucking hardcore sex with any of you

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 3:07pm

THEY BRITISH WHAT DO U EXPACT?!?!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:26pm

no fuk u all scarlet is fukin stunning and sexy

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:25am

look into her eyes

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 1:17pm

She is hot...but not numero uno!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:27am

Uhm...no I guess she doesn't deserve it. It's incredible they think this chick is better than Adriana Lima or Monica Bellucci...

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 11:22am

She is hot. the pictures above do nothing for her there is much much better ones.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 12:23pm

i don't know her but just one instant look and ..........
SEXY

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 1:19pm

Sexiest? Maybe - nice rack!
Ugliest? close....

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:40am

i wish i was an american

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 1:20pm

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