Sasha Cohen & Tara Lipinski are SOOO not friends!



I guess I'll have to make this an "unofficial" Bastardly Matchup because we know hands down Sasha would destroy Tara if we based this purely on visual appeal...anyways, here you see them making all nice with each other but you know they must not like each other...high school shit, y'know.

Sasha probably doesn't like Tara because she got a gold medal and Tara probably don't like Sasha because even though she comparably only got a silver, Sasha gets all this damn media attention and goes to all these red carpet events while Tara is stuck solely with Champions on Ice.

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Tara's WAY hotter and has better style...Sasha looks like a pre-pubescent teen.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 4:32pm
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tara is better looking. at least here.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 5:03pm
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Since nobody else will be on Sasha's side, I'll just point out that Tara's ugly, always has been, and is especially so in these pics.

Sasha wins!

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 5:33pm
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it's like choosing between fucking a jackass or a badger. seriously, people.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 6:44pm
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ya, I gotta admit, one girl looks straight up ugly (lipinski) and the other looks like a 10 year old girl ready for picture day in middle school...

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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farmgirl-
Just because people usually have a certain "type" doesn't mean that they can't find women of other types attractive. It's perfectly possible to be generally into curvy women but find slimmer girls like Sasha hot too.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 8:25pm
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Tara has a better body and Sasha has a much and I mean much better face. There's no competition, the other girl looks like she got beat with the ugly stick. If they'd swap faces Sasha would be perfect!!

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 12:01am
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sasha's face is prettier. but overall, i have to go with tara.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 1:41am
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Sasha is a bitch, but Tara is so ulgy

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 8:55am
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Sasha is way better than that ugly bitch!!!Come one...Sasha is so sophisticate, and classy... and tara is so cheap!

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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SASHA LOOKS LIKELY TO ONE DAY STAR IN SOME PORNOGRAPHIC REMAKE OF THE EXORCIST...

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 11:01am
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Um, they are both meh. Yes folks like different types of bodies Moose, but both of them resemble awkward 12 year olds, so unless one is a pedo, I don't see how these are anyone's "type". Actually Sasha is meh and Tara has an ugly face but much better style.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 11:36am
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I don't disagree that their bodies are super young looking, I just also recognize that some people find that appealing. Most Asian women have really petite bodies like this, and obviously there are plenty of men who are into Asian women. I'm just suggesting that it's *possible* to appreciate different body types. It's not like these girls are starving themselves; they're just naturally petite. Are naturally petite girls supposed to go un-lusted after just because someone suddenly decided they're too skinny for the male species?

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 2:16pm
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ehh, those arent the best sasha pics ive seen, and tara has always been a bonerkiller...........

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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"I also like how Sash has all those broken hairs on her hairline…I guess that is one of the hazards of those harsh/ugly ponytails they wear on the ice."

Those are baby hairs.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 5:53pm
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Kiira Korpi is best and so beatiful !! ooh!!

Saturday, March 11th, 2006 @ 8:07pm
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Sasha is gorgeous and hot. Talk shit about Sasha and you can suck Dick's dick.

Saturday, March 25th, 2006 @ 2:28am
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ok if u think tara is prettier....ooh man i think ur on crack. sasha is defenilty prettier BY FARRRR..good lord ppl...get ur eyes checked. (except for the ones who think shes prettier too:). taras head looks like a balloon or something..her face is just so long looking. uuh.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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Tara used to be really attractive. She had a really cute face when she skated. I don't know what happened to her. I think the bone structure grew into her face and she lost the cheeks she had. Anyway, I don't think either of them are nice looking.

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 @ 4:19pm
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Tara is jealous.
*she broke her body skating
*sasha has better artistic, jump combos, spins, and spirals on a BAD day than Tara on her best day -she'd get her ass kicked.
*Sasha is artistically talented, she is beautiful, she is not only a model and a spokesmodel, but also an actress. Naturally.
* NO one wants Tara for anything, she had shitty acting parts she had to beg for, no modeling, and she has a face like a MONKEY.

On the other hand, the only reason Sasha does not have a gold is because she literally gave it away with mistakes in her performance and everyone knows that it's an olympic trend now for a random skater to win with a good skate when everyone else has a bad one. AKA - a lucky day

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 @ 10:13pm
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both got 7 out of 10 from me

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 10:22am
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Tara's WAY hotter and has better style...Sasha looks like a pre-pubescent tween.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 4:33pm
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Tara wins out... way more sexy unless your into little girls...(Hi M.J.) Anyway, put a pointy black hat on Sasha and we're ready for halloween! Personally, I believe Tara is a better skater too!

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 5:09pm
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I'm with Matilde. Although I think it's like choosing between a groin pull and herpes.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 12:01am
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but id have to say right now at this point in time, sasha could destroy tara on the ice.

......and sasha is hotter...

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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oops..double post...

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 4:33pm
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I really don't know how you all can post the likes of Vida Guerra and Jackie (the weather lady) and talk about how hot their curves are and then post something about how hot the board-like Sasha is. Of course she and Tara are not friends-I doubt Sasha has many. Tara actually looks way hotter in this matchup guys, sorry. The only Hollywood role I think Sasha would be good in is maybe a Terminator (playing one of the non-human terminators of course) flick...or an android.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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I also like how Sash has all those broken hairs on her hairline...I guess that is one of the hazards of those harsh/ugly ponytails they wear on the ice. Can we get more Tanith up in here and less SC??!?!

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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