Sarah Silverman Mastering The Cheapass Style
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Why go to a movie premiere dressed like you just jumped out of a Pilates class? Is "showing face" THAT important?!
Here's another snap of Sarah @ the Friends With Money premiere in LA.
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she definetly DONT need make up. Sarah is fucking HOT. God i LOVE jewish chicks.
Can i just say, id LOVE to see her in one of those Frumpy Jewish Girl gt ups... you know....
White Button Down Shirt? Black Sweater? Black Skirt past Knees? Black stockings? Black Penny Loafers?
for some reason that frumpy jewish look turns me on BIG TIME...would be awesome to catch the hottest jew EVER wearing that get up....
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Dude, you are correct this babe don't need no makeup.
She's smokin'
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she is so freakin ugly! are you guys blind....please remind again, why is this chick famous?
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I'd totally nail this broad, even if she is a kike.
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They like three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip.
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Wow - racist and incapable of spelling.
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i dont get how u can say she's hot
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i don't get how you can say she isn't hot
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ditto.
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Sarah "the stache" Silverman for Gilette..."Its now the best a woman can get".
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I don't know the girl so I will judge by these pics and go ahead and say what really went trough my mind when looking at them: she looks like a horse! Too much gum showing, big teeth, little eyes and a big nose (it's not big compared to some other people's noses but it is compared to the rest of her feautres and that's what matters) Not *that* much better then Kristen Dunst.
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Her gums show too much, but she would be gorgeous if she spent 15 minutes to get ready. (And she got her eyebrows done.)
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I love gummy big teeth chicks
they remind me of dentures
HOT!
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i think she's inbred
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She's one of these naturally lovely, fresh faced women who actually look better WITHOUT makeup. She has great skin, great smile and nice eyes. I agee though that having her eyebrows cleaned up a bit, and maybe her hairline, would b e very helpful.
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She isn't doing anything for me and I am not sure how much make-up is going to help.
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Some makeup PLEASE!!!
She was cute when she guest starred on Star Trek tv series but this is nasty...
Is she the hebe who's dating some guy who doenst believe in fairy tales about the 'chosen people' and shes telling the mags how she would eventually have to marry one of her kind. Damn, must be fun if you re a brotha and you want to tap that ass and bitch tells you she prefers her 'kind'.
Just like that frenchy soccer player, I think a guy would be justified if he headbutted her racist ass back to the promised land.
And no, black people who are racist towards whites is not allright.
Irish people killing themselves because of religion or jewish bitch saying she'll only swallow kosher sausage, that's freaking idiotic.
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Beautiful smile.
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Aside from the small eyes and big nose, I think she's cute. She'd be really hot with some makeup on. I do see a little horsey there, though.
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YEP. PRETTY GIRL. NATURAL LOOKS, UNLIKE THE REST OF THESE MADE-UP CAKEY FACED HIZNOES !!
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