Is Jimmy Kimmel Jewish? If so is that Andy Milonakis kid Jewish? If so, Jimmy, will you hire me to be your kid to give an MTV show to like you did to Andy if I convert to Jewishism?

hahaha

hilarious.

I spent like 5 minutes googling for a funny jewish food name...kerplach is the best I could do.

here's one:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/01/08/ratings-moran-atias/

Beaner -- she's not a model, she's a comic. Do people complain about Eddy Murphy or Robin Williams saying "oh, they're not hot enough?" It's like complaining about the mailman not knowing world politics -- it's irrelevant. Had a look at Gilbert Gottfried? Yeah, he's a looker.

i still consider her pretty hot.

jewish girls are ugly... ewww

brown skin is in... exotic looking chicks.... paula garcia.. do a thing on her... she is HOT

she is definitely NOT hot & the cleavage shot in that cover photo looks kind of gross. she is just an average looking girl.
honestly, i dont care if she is hot or not though as long as she is funny.

Yes, we don't ask Gilbert Gottfried if he is hot. But in Gilbert Gottfried's defense, he doesn't pose on magazine covers half-naked with his titties sticking out in order to further his "comedy". Of course, the irony is that Sarah Silverman's photo IS comedy, but not in the way that Sarah was hoping.

Absolutely! And it's nice to see you post a brainy funny gal for a change. For those criticizing the way her chest looks in that first picture -- I'm not sure that's her chest, the cleavage is too high. I think it might be a put on, given her actual cleavage in the second picture.

You wouldn't half as fast in heaping praise upon this "woman" once you hear her humor. It's one thing to be vulgar or crass (which we are all guilty of at some time or another, so we shouldn't be hypocritical.) It's another thing to be cruel, which she is in spades.

Cripes, who died and made you Comedic Arbiter of the World? I've heard her humor so ...guess again pal. Plus the New Yorker just reviewed her whole career. [They didn't mention cruelty once but they noted how many people don't get her humor.]

There's a style of comedy that makes some people say "that's not funny, that's sick!" and some of Silverman's stuff is in that category. Michael O'Donohue from the early SNL days is the best example of this. It can be an acquired taste~you obviously don't like it. It's comedy, a put on, sarcastic, not true to life and all in jest. Please don't be the comedy police and tell us we can't laugh or listen because you don't like it. The world needs more laughter and less criticism.

Oh and NY Scout-boy --since you assumed we were discussing things we had never heard -- overuse of quotation marks is considered bad writing. Assuming your audience is dumb is also considered very poor form because you don't develop your ideas or prove them. Here's a big suggestion: sentences need verbs. "You wouldn't half as fast in ..." -- find the verb in that one. Yes you started making a convoluted predicate but forgot to add the verb. Now let's see -- does excessive criticism make life any better? I'll take sick humor over criticism any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Not laughter at any price. I am stunned to think it, but perhaps the Christian Religious Right has a point. We do need more morals in this country. Sarah Silverman should act like a proper young lady. Yes, she can act however she likes but she will be judged on those actions. That's not excessive criticism, that's just life. And her comedy IS true-to-life, as is all art. It comes from the most honest place in your heart. You can be funny without being mean.

I'm glad you're not a card-carrying member of the Religious Right but I think the best response to humor you don't appreciate is to ignore it.

Comedy doesn't have to be honest -- what about all those chicken-crossing-the-road jokes, 'a priest and a rabbi go to a bar' jokes, etc. Art NEVER has to be true to life -- take Abstract Expressionism, M.C. Escher, Cubism, Op Art, the Fauves, Hieronymous Bosch, it's a long, long list. Michaelangelo's statues were impossibly muscled for even the athletes of his day. (My baccalaureate thesis was in art history & I enjoyed the difficult classes in Theories of Art, I could go on & on here) The word 'art' share its origins with 'artifice' remember. Literature would be boring if it had to play 'true to life' and you'd have to delete the Fantasy, and Science Fiction genres. Even Edgar Allen Poe would have to go. In other words, art doesn't equal honesty, it's all constructed artifice.

(#11) The fact that there IS a Heeb Magazine in the 1st place is funny enough! I think Sarah Silverman's kinda cute and hella rude, so I like her style. I could get with her between the hol(e)y sheet; if only I'd had my bris at 8 days old...

The Good Doctor - live and uncut!

Moe, that link is incredible. How is she not on the front page daily?

HEEB Magazine? SCHEISSE! SCHTACHENBLOCKEN JUDEN!

Jewish girls give the best head. Take it from an Irish conquistador.

Yeah I have to say she is cute. This jew is banagable, and I bet she has a tight vagina to boot.

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Sarah Silverman in…Heeb Magazine: The New Jew Review

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Sarah Silverman in…Heeb Magazine: The New Jew Review

[...] the amount of press given to Sarah Silverman, who is genuinely funny, but aware that the coverage comes primarily courtesy of her rack. One ray of hope is the ABC show Ugly Betty which gives us a character who is not so much ugly as [...]

I find it hysterical that so many of you don't get the irony of putting her on the cover.

This girl is adorable, extraordinarily pretty, and if God made anything more precious than her He kept it for himself.

she is hot but she does not like it the..well poop comes out.

That is super funny!

Heeb Magazine, the New Jew Review.

Plus, gotta love the cut out in the sheet for Hasidic sex. Maybe Larry David will come over.

why does her race even equate into this? If she's hot or not, that's all that matters. She's not that hot anyway, who cares if she's Jewish, Chinese, Italian, French...? well, French, I draw the lline! (Kidding.)

"jewish girls are ugly… ewww

brown skin is in… exotic looking chicks…. paula garcia.. do a thing on her… she is HOT"

Wow, are you sure you don't have a vagina?

muahahhaa. ok, here's my usual two cents... r u ready for this?

I'D SO DO HER.

thank you very much.

There must be hotter Jews out there than this dud.

She's on the cover of HEEB Magazine, for God's sake.

That's funny, right?!