Sandra Bullock & Keanu Reeves Reunite @ The 2006 Oscars
Monday, March 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Let's keep our fingers crossed that Sandra's will take it upon herself to rescue Keanu Reeves from the deep labyrinths of his painful depression. In short, the guy's pretty fucked-up in the head & needs someone around him 24/7 before he takes a gun to his head, while he's sitting inside some industrial size dumpster.
Godspeed, Sandra!
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Oh man I like her dress! Does she have pockets haha
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yeah she got poackets so her date (keanu) wouldn't have to hold her stuff for her. I like that very practical, indapendant, and COMFORTABLE! I think it was a great choice. I love keanu but he was born under a cursed star... he's got some bad luck. Poor guy. I just wanna make him feel alll better.
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Whoah - look at that hideous double chin on keanue!
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Ok, I'm confused. Isn't she married to someone else? Are they really good friends? Why were they there together?
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What about the guy in the tux behind her...New Balance evening sneakers and a side pocket for his phone. Is that the way the security guys are supposed to fit in?
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That's Keanu Reeves?!
Jeez, he's er.. "changed" since I've seen him.
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Uh, Sandra Bullock was in Crash.....you know the movie that won best picture this year?
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has anyone seen keanu reeves in thumbsucker? (its a movie) he was pretty cool in that as a new age orthodontist/psychologist (sort of)...check it out, funny stuff, man
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Keanu's depressed? =( Damn, I'll help him.. I like Keanu.
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I look awkward and nervous too if I knew she had no panties underneath "boy I turning red already!" Sandra you sex machine!
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GREETINGS! KEANU at me to you not a question, and the small request. Which is easy for executing. The matter is that to me has bothered to look as two persons suffer! They search each other. Which should necessarily will meet, it only put time. And you Keanu one of them, and the second person my relative by name Luisa. And the request is that you have given me the answer! Communicate with me please! 3DGLUK@RAMBLER.RU
P.S. FORGIVE IF THAT I HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD BADLY I KNOW ENGLISH, And DO NOT COUNT ME the LOONY!!!!!
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Haha, "THE FRIEND." That post made me actually laugh. One, for it's complete lack of any sense, then for the fact I think you want Keanu to email you.
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The real question is, why were either of them there in the first place? Have they acted in ANYTHING in the last 10 years?
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