Salma Hayek Does a Body Good
Friday, February 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
I find it very boring to have to be skinny all the time. It bores me and makes me bitchy. And yet in Hollywood it's okay if you're a bitch - as long as you're skinny! "A lot of these girls who spend so much time trying to be skinny - everyone is complaining about them. They don't make people feel good about themselves."
Hmmm...I wonder who she could be talking about?
How hot is that? Not only is she gorgeous but she's also not concerned about her weight.
Every girl I know including myself, are all completely enamored of her and think she's hot shit. Enjoy the wanking material!













I like that about her. Thing is, she's nowhere near fat. She's just not a scrawny praying mantis person like her contemporaries.
As a civilian, I just don't have that kind of confidence to be "okay" and not be very thin. I'm always making sure my skinny clothes fit. Sigh.
God bless her.
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Now see, to me, Salma is FAR sexier than Angelina Jolie. I'm an openminded and adventurous chica and I'd be way more likely to get busy with gorgeous woman than the other skank. I like my ladies with some booty!
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Bleh, fat or skinny, sexy or not, she is HUGE BITCH ask any mexican what she does in our country.
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see the thing is. she's thin. toned, possibly breatimplantified.... so yeah its great if she really can eat whatever she wants and look like that... don't bash girls for watching their weight because frankly we all can't eat whatever we want and look like that. Im sure she has some kind of diet and excersize regimin. Talking about about eating whatever you want while still looking a million times more inshape and thin than the marjority of the world is just as unhealthy i think as seeing a bullimic skinny girl talk about how she got so thin. People should come to terms with the fact that a healthy diet and excersize are generally the only way to get skinny. instead of seeing constant mixed messages... people bashing skinny girls then seeing people bash fat girls...bashing girls for not eating carbs then bashing britney spears for puting on healthy baby weight. Its all a crazy mess. Basically you have to look hot. no matter how you do it. If salma was heavier set not as many people would support her "i eat what i like" philosophy. Eh im done ranting...
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Word to AnnClaire.
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hottest girl on the planet.
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Eats whatever she wants, riiiight. Everything she says is such a lie. I read that article, too, and in it she says she's never had any plastic surgery. Too bad she's lying. Check this and this. I also think she's had her eyelids done!
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I'll grant you the second one, but the first link is all the more proof that sometimes, awfulplasticsurgery shouldn't be considered the guru of celebrity surgery. Her boobs aren't fake, at last not if that photo is proof. All you need is a bra one size smaller or/and big fake jellies placed under the boob.
I love Salma hayek though. She's curvy but stays in shape. All the ranting that she of course has a regimen and of course has a diet is nonsense- of course she does, so do I, so do millions of people. And its not necessarily, as in my case, about losing weight, but more about being generally healthy. Sports and physical activity came long before weight scales...
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She is a hot woman, but I'm really getting that bitchy vibe from her. But lookwise, she's perfection. And those curves of her's are absoluetly beautiful. Planet Earth needs more people like that.
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I used to date a girl that has a body pretty damn close to salma's (it was f@#%! awesome).......anyways i was with her all the time and she always ate what she wanted but never gained weight and she did have a bitch vibe..... the moral of this story is Iv'e had sex with a girl closley resembling salma hayek and now shes a "fat bitchy bitch"
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analgilasa withdrawls
Salma Hayek Does a Bod...
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Manly jaws. Another most probable surgery she had was when HE had his todger removed.
Doesn't put on weight? All down to her masculine metabolism no doubt. And the rest just goes to making her fat arse fatter. I bet if she fell on that thing from 100m in the air, she'd remain unscathed. That reminds me, I was at Liverpool Street and this woman, same height as me, similar waist size as mine, but her butt was twice as wide as I, well she was standing in front of me waiting to get on the tube carriage when she stepped back and I bounced off her butt... the moral of this story is, it was quite fun as she had a very bouncy butt, I was tempted to run into her butt again.
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she is gorgeous. U just jealous. In the article, she isn't saying that she doesn't diet or that she is naturally thin. She's saying that you shouldn't obsess about trying to be super skinny and basically embrace your curviness! You shouldn't be hatin on her....you should be idolising her. after all, not only is she mexican (generally heavier women) but she's also tiny at 5ft 2in and 41 yrs old for christ sake!!! Give her a break. I think we should have more people like salma and beyoncee....(curvy but proud) to look upto. It has to be better than having victoria beckham (skeletor) as your idol!!
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yeah she is very sexy and not used nearly enough....
i mean im femail and her body totally rocked in from dusk till dawn.
she has the perfect combination of not being fat yet still having nice curnes.....
perfection........
oh and shes got an accent......
oh god damn her....she has it all.......
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