Renee Thomas & Angela Keathley - Truly Bastardly Ladies
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Oh what I'd give to see what happened in that bathroom stall....
Yes, I know we're a couple days late making a post but c'mon, we were down for the past two days, you know I'd have had something up immediately on Monday morning.












all i have to say is: hahaha!!!!
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The brunette needs a NOSE JOB! Neither are as cute as I would expect professional cheerleaders to be...they look more like soccer moms.
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in the mug shot photos they look more like strippers to me.
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Which one wears the strap-on? My guess is the blonde since the other chick could just use her nose.
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Man they look so much older than they really are and what the fuck is with the brunettes eyebrows? Can you not get a professional brow wax? Or on second thought, they look like they are painted on and totally unsymmetrical my god!
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Onehitter I actually laughed out loud thank you!
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Brunette looks like she's from a former Soviet bloc country.
Blonde looks like she was probably the neatest babysitter in the whole trailer park.
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Bingo! You hit the nail right on the head. Looks like a Mischka from the Ukraine and the coolest sitter from backwoods, Deliverance country.
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A FRIEND OF MINE FROM CHARLOTTE WENT TO KINDERGARDEN W/THE KEATHLEY GIRL (BELMONT, NC IS CLOSE)...HE KNOWS HER, AND SAID THAT THEY WERE DOING BLOW, AND DID NOT WANT TO BE CAUGHT FOR THAT...
(MAYBE THAT IS WHY THAT GIRLS NOSE IS SO DAMN HUGE)
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LMAO, that was hilarious, Onehitter.
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ARDVARK BITCH...HAHA..
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yes... true, however, i do dig the blonde.
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