Rachael Ray - Do we need more of her on Food Network!?



Seriously, you can flip to Food Network and odds are you're going to be catching one of her shows or that show w/ the Double Dare guy. Now she's adding another show to her resume?!? I guess Food Network had to give her something else since Giada got Behind the Bash??! Let's hope that her show does better than the Tony Danza Show!!! Way to work your hustle Rachael!!!

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Oh God Moe! Please post something else real quick. I can't stand seeing that face everytime I check in. Good thing she can cook cause she is no looker!

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 12:55pm

Rachel's a smart cookie. No culinary degree, she went to school with me, and dropped the fuck out to go work her parents catering gig upstate NY. From there she made a little newsletter with her 30 minute thing, and next thing you know the food network bags her. Now she's got Okra swinging from her nuts, her own magazine, the books and those shows. Unreal. When she smiles, she looks like the Joker.

But she used to be a pretty cool chick. Back in school, she'd party with the best of us. If you watch closely on some of those shows, when she starts to drink, her nose gets a little red, and I'm betting they have to cut that shit short, because she would probably be up dancing on tables pretty soon, she was a cheap date

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 2:42pm

Chef, you just fueled my fantasies about getting RR all sauced up and then taking her home for some shish kabob.

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 2:52pm

PREEEACH SARAH!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!! when they show the graphic of after her meal... it's like:

"lunch: $8.25... w/ tax and tip that makes a total of $10.00... wow i still have like half my budget for the rest of the day!"

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 3:28pm

accomplished yes. annoying HELL YES> I can't watch her for more than 30 seconds or i wanna punch her. There is something SO annoying about her. Im sure she's totally nice and fine and cool. But I can't stand listening to her on her cooking show its so irritating and I don't even know why.
I also hate that other italian girl that does behind the bash. I just wanna punch her in the face after about 2 minutes.

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 4:12pm

i think the other italian girl is cool but if you haven't n oticed her head is either huge ro shoulders are damn small for her body...shes a cutie tho

Friday, February 3rd, 2006 @ 12:14am

I'd pee in her butt.

Sunday, April 30th, 2006 @ 10:55am

You guys need to get some Nigella on. Rachael Ray ain't got shit on her.

Sunday, April 30th, 2006 @ 12:30pm

Her face looks greasy too, maybe she should quit spreading EVOO all over it

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 10:17am

I finally figured it out. What we need is an "All Rachael" cable TV channel. Nuttin' but Rachael 24/7............heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh........how cool would THAT be?

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 10:25am

Oh god. It looks like she just got wasted and looks nervous. -.-;; (sarcasm) LOVELY yellow teeth and her cosmetic surgery is GORGEOUS (sarcasm stopped)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 4:23pm

"Since she only has 40 dollars for 3 meals she BARELY tips on the tab..." -Sarah

"PREEEACH SARAH!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!! when they show the graphic of after her meal… it’s like: lunch: $8.25… w/ tax and tip that makes a total of $10.00..." -Jackson

OK, back to math class for you jokers. A typical 6% tax on 8.25 is .49, so she's leaving over %15 -- less than %20, but since when is that "barely"?

P.S. Her nice big butt is "de-lish"!

Saturday, August 26th, 2006 @ 10:23am

I hate the whole concept of the $40 show. If you are going to take the time and effort to travel, at least be prepared to splurge for some good meals. Why go on vacation at all if you are going to nickel and dime everything? As for tipping, I tip $2.00 on any meal under $10. That way, I know they are getting at least 20%. Makes it easy for me.
Rachel is on way too much. Can't they get a few more show ideas and hosts? What happened to that spiky-haired guy who won the Next Food network Chef thing? I never got to see his show. I think it was on early on Sunday mornings, but I'm not getting up early on Sunday to watch cooking shows, especially to see a dude. He was a pretty down to earth guy who seemed to have some good food ideas.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 3:46pm

I only wish Sandra Lee was in Playboy.She is on the semi homemade show. Has anyone watched her stir food in a pan? She has these huge boobs that rock to and fro,while she cooks. She is babeliscious!

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 1:21am

if u were going on holiday with your family.. it wouldn't be $40 a day but more like $200 a day.. and why would u wanna spend your time scrambling around to find cheap restaurants. such a dumb concept for a show. judging by the size of her ass, $40 is merely her daily snack budget

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 6:36am

I would teach this girl how I make a cream pie. Its my own special recipe and I will even feed it to her fat ass.

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 @ 5:10pm

She has an orangutang face and weird boobs. They're small, pointy and spaced far apart. Cooking is the only redeeming quality she has. That's sad and scary, because she can make food ,then make you throw it up with her jeepers creepers smile. Lay off the EVOO bitch!

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 @ 7:51pm

Well, the idea of the 40 dollars a day thing is to show you how cheap one can eat when traveling if you hit the right places. A GOOD cheap meal is fine, but come on, you have to at least leave a nice tip. You also have to remember that these shows are taped and the restaurant owners know exactly what she's ordering and when she'll be there. I would actually change the show to 50 dollars a day to make room for the tip.

Hell, when we go out we spend 40 bucks on the appetizers.... LOL

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 11:50pm

What I Hate about Rachael Ray: She says "drizzle on some EVOO, that's extra-virgin olive oil." If you say EVOO, the acronym alone is enough. You don't have to say the acronym AND its representation...we get it!!

What I Hate About Giada di'Laurentiis: She looks like a Bratz doll when she smiles. Her head is definitely too big for her body, but I like her way better than RR!

What I LOVE About Nigella: EVERYTHING!!!

Monday, December 18th, 2006 @ 10:44am

As for $40/Day...I hate that show, too. Many people are travelling with their families, so it's $40x3-5 people...so it's really $120-$200/Day with Rachael Ray. Ouch, might as well stay at a resort with a full kitchen and buy your own groceries for the week for the same amount.

Monday, December 18th, 2006 @ 10:47am

I think she's the most loud mouthed woman in the world. Oprah is her new best friend so, the sky's the limit!!! Oprah is over rated as well. No one blows her own horn better than Oprah, herself. Now I understand that Rachael has a magazine. Dear God...help us!!! I have on very good authority that Rachael is a bit*#!!! She's obnoxious...just like Emeril.

I'm so close to not watching the Food Network because Emeril and Rachael have taken over. I can't stand either one of them!!!

Friday, January 19th, 2007 @ 4:51pm

I think Rachel has a great show, although her voice makes me cirnge in agony. I can imagine what she sounds like in bed. Id like to find out though, she has a great ass. Looks nice and soft, just right for a nice long doggie fuck. i wanna spread her fine tan ass out on my bed and long stroke her till she cums all over everything. Then shoot a hot sticky load in her mouth while she smiles all big and wide and with cum dripping down her chin, says DE-LISH

Sunday, March 18th, 2007 @ 6:13pm

Rachael Ray is a loud mouthed, annoying, no talent piece of white trash and the lemmings who follow her are LOSERS! She is nothing more than a bull dyke and looks like the Joker in the Batman movie. Oh, and did mention that she's a shitty cook and everything she cooks like (and no doubt tastes) like shit. Hey Derrick, you must lead a most sheltered life if you think that this greasy tub of lard is hot. Loser!!

Sunday, March 25th, 2007 @ 12:18am

stop being bittered and jealous of other people and do something good with your own life. Being mean is the easiest thing to be.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 12:10am

RACHEL RAY SHOULD SHOOT HESRSELF. HER FACE IS REALLY OILY AND EXTRA GROSS IN THIS PIC. SHE NEEDS TO WHITTEN HER YELLOW TEETH. SHE COULDN'T COOK TO SAVE HER LIFE. SHE NEEDS TO QUIT ALL HER SHOWS AND GET A JOB THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME EVER SEEING HER AGAIN.

Monday, April 9th, 2007 @ 2:35pm

As for $40 a day...I hate that show too.

As for Rachel's cooking...all she can so call 'cook' are "sammies, burgers and salads". Sorry but IMHO..that is NOT cooking. It is putting cold cuts on bread with lettuce and tomatoes, chopping veggies together for a salad, and tossing some Salt/Pepper/Herbs /EVOO on hamburger meat and grilling till dead/well done!

As for her constant talking..I don't see how she breathes...she doesn't stop long enough talking to take a breathe!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 6:53pm

Oh and also....if Rachel explains what she uses for her "Garbage Bowl" one more time on her show...I am gonna SCREAM!!!!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 6:58pm

Rachel Ray: Not only is she incredibly beautiful but she is also extremely hot!!!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 2:17am

This broad is the real deal. Hot stuff for sure. This is a baby oil fantasy, baby! Too cute.

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 10:55pm

Mmmm, Nigella

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 11:27am

No, Italian Tony No. 1 - This broad is the manic-depressive type, trust me. She won't fuck you well in bed (cute and all) - she'll fuck with your mind!!

Oh, Chef - yeah, Nigella. If you have two seconds to make a quick jump fuck decision, it's Nigella over Rachael. Older, maybe a little smellier breath (English and all), but a hard, animalistic, simultaneous orgasm possibility English female fuck - and she'd smile and be happy and you'd be happy too - no bullshit!!!

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 4:54am

I like her fat little ass! She reminds me of a sloppy joe Sammich! I wanns dive right in & start eating and slurping!

Saturday, July 14th, 2007 @ 7:14pm

Every morning rachael ray drags her fat ugly feet across the floor, lathers herself with EVOO, masturbates for a few hours, wears ugly clothes with no bra to hold her flat point boobs away, get to the set, verbally sprs with the way better Giada delaurentiis, and then gos on 50 TV shows a day to tell us all her stupid acronyms and waste our time. She then goes home to a husband that, to love her, must be stupid, blind, or drunk.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 11:04pm

She has lipstick on her yellow teeth.

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 1:01pm

I can't stand this chick, she talks from the side of her mouth. I can't stand that. She has this dumb show where she goes out to eat with only 40 dollars. Since she only has 40 dollars for 3 meals she BARELY tips on the tab when you can tell that the waiter she had was kissing her fat ass.

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 1:07pm

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