Queen Lip, Lisa Rinna, Was Bugs Bunny @ 2006 CMT Awards
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Excuse the pancake. This is all I could find on Ask.com's image search.
Man, if I was a plastic surgeon, I would call up Lisa Rinna in a snap! She has all the elements:
1. Lots of money
2. Desire to never age
3. Willing try any procedure---even if it fails miserably.
Here are a few more snaps.












What a pair of Soup Coolers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Super Troopers -
"Mother of God"
that's sad
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Damn! All the clocks in my house suddenly STOPPED as soon as I clicked to see who-dah-bagga-wuzz...
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It's the tranny-version of Mick Jagger!!
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look at that giant scar or crevice or whatever the fuck that is between her tits? What the fuck is that? Also...did she throw herself on the griddle with the pancakes and lots of butter? Nice fake tan you fucked up ugly bitch!
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I bet she gives good head. Imagine the suction power...
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What's Lisa doing wearing pancake make-up?
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dude, i LOVE teh new Pancake picture, that shit is fucking AWESOME, i saw that when i 1st came on and i was like daym that is TOOO funny....
OOC are "the Braindead Monkeys" a band?
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John, AHHHHAAAAHHAAAAA! Rip a quarter in half, that is hilarious. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. Lobster anyone?
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yeah
i saw some guy actualy do that on that ripleys belive it or not show with dean cain
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What? Rip Dean Cain in half? WOW! What a spectacular service done to mankind!!!
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Anyone remember the character Jim Carey character from "In Living Color" Vera de Milo ...heh There was one sketch where he said "hey girls why go and get expensive botox injections for full lips, just use the curling iron" and then he proceeds to roast his lips to a red blistery pussfilled mess, he then says "Ohhh can ya feel the burn" she reminds me of that skit...lol still makes me laugh just thinkin about it.
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I can't imagine looking in the mirror and seeing THAT and knowing that it's me. How does she go out in public???
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Am I the only one who thinks she is a total babe? Love those lips. She's furkin' hot.
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yup
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Not only are those lips overplumped, it looks like they forgot to fill the middle of the top lip or something. Damn. I really think she's gotta be mentally ill to do that to herself and go out parading around like she looks good. I feel sorry for her. And I guess her husband is so desperate to get mentioned in the media that he's willing to let his freak-show headcase of a wife make a spectacle of herself.
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Yuck!!! Look at that chest acne!
Maybe she's taking too many steriods b/c her muscles are bigger than Harry Hamlin's head!
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man-hand alert!
she looks like she is going to rip a quarter in half with those things
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what the shit is she doing at the CMT Awards... nurturing some budding country-music career? Ugh.
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haha.
ya, we can only imagine...
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She is the blow-up doll version of Liza Minelli
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Hilarious! This woman used to be pretty at some point right?
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