Pregnant Jessica Alba @ "The Eye" Premiere in Paris
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
The Eye sounds like one of those flicks that you know Jessica Alba will win a couple Oscars for next year...
Sydney Wells, at the start of the film, is a successful classical violinist, although blind since the age of 5. She and her sister had been playing with firecrackers and they had been set off too close to her face, damaging her corneas.
Now, nearly 20 years later, Sydney undergoes a cornea transplant which causes her vision, albeit blurry, to begin returning. At first, she is confused and disoriented, unable to understand if what she sees is "real" or not. During her first night with her new eyes, her bedmate at the hospital dies, and Sydney, not understanding, watches her blurry figure being led away by someone else. During her stay, she also befriends a young girl named Alicia, who is there undergoing surgery for a brain tumor. [Wiki]
She's not THAT pretty...
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She looks like a freak!!
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ewww veins!
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why is she freakin whiter they cant cake make up all ova her body. anyway when she's not smiling she has the worst baboon lips
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this fucking classless skank AGAIN?
wonder how much cock shes sucking while shes pregnant?
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She's the only pregnant woman I've seen that advertises her PGness that way. Whoopee! You're pregnant! How long are we going to have to suffer with seeing her PG boobs? I have one child, but I talked about other things while I was pregnant. It's a baby in your belly. Get a grip.
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i still think Alba is OVERRATED.
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The fake lashes and shadow look kind of messed up. Kind of ironic given the the title of the movie. I imagine Alba's body looks like this porn star named Anne Marie.
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I THINK SHES GORGEOUS
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Firstly, fugly eyemakeup. Secondly the movie sounds like something Lifetime dramas are made of. Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.
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Oh man, the little bitches always come out for the Alba posts. I don't give a fuck what you think of Alba and no one else does either.
Go back to your momma's basement and take your mayonnaise and cheese sandwich with you.
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Fucking skank. I hope the baby aborts her and her cash money loser boyfriend.
Mayo and cheese? Gotta try that.....
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lmao@ these comments
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Looks like a whale wearing a shower curtain. An annoying whale.
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She looks great! Alba, good luck with your hollywood child, as I sit here in my mama's basement eating a mayonnaise sandwich out of whole-wheat, I'm feelin' weak, I can't hold.
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She looks great! Alba, good luck with your hollywood child, as I sit here in my mama's basement eating a mayonnaise sandwich out of whole-wheat, I'm feelin' weak, I can't hold.
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Speaking of eyes, hers look small/weird in these pics.
Anyway I'm sick of this bitch. She's famous for her ass and when everyone sees a movie where she's not showing it off (i.e. this one) they'll finally realize that.
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She is carrying my Baby Well
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hi baby. i see you're still grinning. did you and rihanna have a good time in paris.
i'm gonna spank both your behinds with an extension cord.
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Rhonda, what about Christina Agulera(sp??), Britney Spears, they didn't flaunt their pregnancies??? And since when are all pregnant women supposed to act like Rhonda did when she was pregnant?? If Alba feels great and wants to wear a certain dress, this is America, she can!! At least she's in a classy outfit, not like Britney Spears, who wore a $5 tee shirt advertising her child as "the golden ticket". I know this is The Bastardly, but unless you personally know Alba then it's pretty hypocritical to mock her during her pregnancy. You got to talk about "other things" while you were pregnant and no one yelled at you so she can do what she wants. I am not even an Alba fan but some comments here stink.
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she looks good. her eyes look lovely and dark. but yes, her boobs are veiny. her face looks so much nicer when its abit rounder like that.
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#20 Pak31- I didn't mean to offend you or make the assumption that every pregnant woman should behave the way I did while I was pregnant, so chill. I just can't stand this girl. She could save a litter of fluffy puppies from a burning building and I'd still hate her.
Honestly, I hadn't even given Christina or Britney a second thought. I was merely making an observation that ALL she talks about is being pregnant and she wears outfits that show off her new big boobs (which she talks about often) and she poses with her hands around her belly. I don't remember reading interviews with Christina or Britney where all they talked about was being pregnant. Besides, Christina and Britney looked absolutely disgusting while pregnant, so I really didn't relish the idea of looking at pics of them.
I am hypocritical and somewhat vain, but I don't care. If my comments stink, then keep your nose out of them.
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5. Phillip McCracken
this fucking classless skank AGAIN?
wonder how much cock shes sucking while shes pregnant?
well, that depends. did she need any favors? ;)
i mean, that IS how she got famous, right? not famous for great head giving skillz, but by sucking who ever's cock might get her into show biz? and keep her there once everyone realized that she cant act her way out of a fucking popcorn bag
and rhonda? your so right, woman, rock on
i cant stand this fucking bitch AND...pak? im a model, not a supermodel, but i have a contract with lajaby ( a lingerie store in paris ) therefore im NOT some kind of jealous bitch especially when it comes to this annoying beast. i just think shes awful, thats all, awful, annoying and a complete asshole. deal with it, not everyone thinks shes gods gift, ok?
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i know this chick, but she blows me up!
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okay, preggo or not.....
SHe's inscure. Who COMPLAINS about being called hot and then poses for magazines like that ( re: GQ spread---nasty). Over her hotness? Clearly she's not over anything....man is that all she talks about in interviews???? Being hot???!!! LOL
All she is, is like that cute girly high school popular girl...but those legs are a little too jiggly. how conceited can you get? Acknowledging that you are hot, then complaining that about it when that's how you became successful, and then posing in a bikini that looks horrible on her.
You don't see Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman trying to show off anything and they are more beautiful than Alba. Or a better example would be Scarlett Johansson...she's got an amazing natural figure and beautiful face...and she has shown some skin in movies and has done sexy photo shoots, but she has also done serious movies....maybe in some peoples opinion, she's not the greatest actress in the world ( scar jo) but at least she knows when to play it cool and when to play it hot. Alba is just the ugly insecure "girl next door" that wants every guy's attention but then complains when it's only for her so called "hotness". Please Jessica, grow up, or get a new job. one that requires you to not speak ( god i feel bad for her "brown baby" when its born its going to be tortured by her nasal, squeaky yappy voice. She's definetly not my dream girl. yuck
especially since shes got the HERP!
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nasty, and i guess no one sent me the memo on marriage being OUT and bastards being IN.
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whatsup with all these ale and alba posts gettin tired of it
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