Moe, you are on fire with the posts. I wonder how many abortions this whore really has had? What a cunt!

been busy this morning @ work & finally had a sec!!!

Damn I missed South Park yesterday.......

..those guys are awesome..and yea, the way they drew was priceless..actually, the bastardly folks were the first people I thought of when I saw that, I was cracking up!

I'm inclined to jump on the plastic surgery explanation, but I think that she's wearing one of those fake nipple bras...either that or Moe's really on to something with this pregnancy thing...NOOOOOOO!! If she procreates, I fear that it will signal the beginning of the apocalypse!!

Too much eye shadow or something. Her bad eye looks like someone just punched her and it is beginning to swell!
The apocalypse? Hell, I think the beginning of that was when this whore first found fame! I just read somewhere (and hopefully it is not true!) that she is coming out with a second book! With 150 pictures of her. And every moron in the world will run out and buy it and she will make the Best Sellers list--AGAIN!! WTF?!? Talented, intelligent writers out there, but morons have to buy her crap and make her even richer! AAUUGGHHHH!!
(I think I will go burn down Barnes and Nobles)

OMG that Bennett is a piece of work, would love to see him on Oprah.

Well, there isn't anything racist about his statement at all. It was a comparison to another outlandish remark. he doesn't feel that way. Of course so many people are projecting their own hate onto Bill Bennett, thinking "how dare any white person say anything about another race". Yeah, I'm sure Oprah would definitely have something ignorant and condemning to say about this.

I read somewhere that Paris wants a baby because she can't wait to dress it up! Of course, you can not belioeve everything you read (even b\about her!) but I can see her saying that. She is too stupid, shallow, immature, slutty, irresponsible (and did I say stupid?) to procreate. That is what's wrong with the world. Too many idiots reproducing.
As for Fergie, I saw a photo of her years ago, being kicked in the shin by one of her daughters. So that is what you get when you don't really parent your children.

If Paris Hilton has a child, there is no God. Or God is becoming very vindictive again, just like the Old Testament days.

Like I said before...apocalypse!

And I totally agree with Cynthia in respects to the too many screwed up people having children thing...seriously, and it seems like the messed up people have more children than the normal, balanced ones..partly because they think a child will settle them down and partly, I think, because they are too stupid to prevent it...like the cavement that built this population...

Hell, the Bushes should not have procreated!

Her nose looks EVEN longer and more hooked in this photo. I also like the way South Park drew her messed up (Ptosis) eye. Very funny indeed.

You know, we are saying Apocalypse and all....but I tell ya what. I knew SOMETHING was wrong with the world when Paris Hilton became famous. I am serious! I am standing around going, "What the....?" There is nothing even remotely good about her, and all these people are running out, buying her crap, making her more famous and more rich! Doesn't anybody watch what they do with their hard earned money?!? She has never gotten a cent of my money! Most celebrity weirdos don't get a cent of my money.
My older sister is a typical dumb ass. She ran out and bought Monica Lewinsky's book because she wanted 'to see what she had to say'.
1. Who the hell gives a rat's ass about what Monica Lewinsky has to say?
2. Do you really want to make Monica more money for her dumb book?
3. Why do you even remotely care about any of these dumb ass people?
(I am sure sis is probably the proud owner of Paris' book, and will probably be first in line when her second one hits the B&N store. Sigh....)

I thought Paris' book was like a fairy tale satire. Why did Rob Thomas feel the need to disclaim their friendship?

I don't think Paris is smart enough to even know the meaning of satire. I think her book came out because her handlers wanted to make her even more money and they knew all the dumb asses would run out and buy it! Have you read any of the book reviews by readers on the Amazon.com site? There are people on there (obviously 13 year olds) calling Paris, and the book, Genius! hahahaha! Paris a genius. Yeah. Sure. When is she going to cure cancer, find the answer to peace in the middle east and end racism? (meaning she will have to give up the N-word!)
She is a marketing icon and that is it. And if all the dumb asses out there would stop buying her shit, maybe she would go away. But then, who would we laugh at?

"give up the N-word!" Priceless! I know she's trying to dissuade people from calling her a do-nothing, spoiled, rich kid, but I would hardly consider Paris an author, movie star, or model.

if she DID have a baby- she wouldnt take care of it she'd just turn it over to
her mom or nanny- like she did to tinkerbell. if she were to become preggers
it would cut into her partying, drinking & drugging

is she a rep, i dont think so, see she is what is called a "FOLLOWER", it's "hip" in hollywood to bash Bush (look at hollywood- they're MOSTLY DEMOCRATS- in fact
the ONLY rep star i can think of is Arnold)- she was also a part of p diddy's...i mean
DIDDY's "vote or die"- i remember the south park ep of THAT- so funny

Cyn, was it Paris that said to give up the N word? If so, I'm surprised she knew that it started with N since she is after all a 9th grade drop out.
Maybe she was referring to something else that started with N like nice. Because she is not nice?

Paris Hilton is the greatest person on the planet!
You people need to stop thrashing her.
She had the courage to be video taped havign sex with her boyfried. I don't see you bastards releasing your sex videos. You just sit here and hide behind an internet webpage!
We all need to be living our lives by following her examples!

WRRAAAAOOOORRRRR!

Actually, I'm sure a few of us have accidentally released our own sex tapes. It's embarrassing. I'm not famous so not too many people were interested.

Well, you are alot bigger and stronger then Han. Go kick his ass and get it back!

He said if acted up, I'd get the hose again.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin...

Shut up Chewbacca, you little idiot!

Chewie..you can't get the hose again unless you don't rub in the lotion.

Cynthia,
Why do you dislike Paris? Why do you dislike me?
So much hate :(

Can't you follow Paris' examples for life?

Chewbacca, both you and Paris are immature as hell, and, as an old person, I hate immaturity. But you are right! I should follow Paris' examples!
So far:
1. I've got several sex videos making their rounds on the internet. Watch for them. Especially 'Cynthia Does Sacramento'!
2. All of my non-white friends now hate me because I started calling them niggers.
3. Everyone else hates me now because I told them I can only hang around with billionaires, and also, I started acting like I was way better than them.
4. I think I've now damaged my eye, as I've been walking around all day with it half closed, and now it will not open back up.
5. I left my rat terrier and Lab at the pound, as later, I am going to go get me a rat dog chihuahua to carry around everywhere as if it were a purse or something.
6. I got arrested earlier for pulling my clothes up and down out in public. Apparently nobody was interested in my exposed body parts.
7. I don't drink, but tonight I will stay up all night drinking, smoking and drugging at some night club. I probably will be unable to get up in the morning.
8. My dark hair is now bleached blonde. My nose job surgery is scheduled for next week.
You know, I think it is a lot easier to just be me!

Cynthia you forgot to buy blue contacts for your brown eyes like PH does. And do not forget you have to have sex w/anything that wears pant and acts even remotely interested in you. Male or female.

Hey Rob, my eyes are already blue, so I am already ahead there. As for the having sex with anything and everything....I was about to start doing that, but then I figured there was no way in hell I was going to go near that greasy record producer weirdo, Scott Storch, that PH has been hanging with. EEEEEWWWW! And now, she has announced the end of her engagement. Boo Hoo!

Does anyone else think she sort of looks like Nicole Richie here?

I think Paris looked so much better as a teenager,at least before the contacts that make her look like she has a lazy eye.

Hate to be the one to bust everyone's bubble but that ISN'T PARIS. Arms to short, wrong nose, and that's a wig sitting this broad's head. Come on now Bastardly, were not that stupid!

I'm hoping that, if there is an actual God, he would not let Paris become pregnant. But I was hoping the same thing about Katie Holmes.

I think if anyone on this board had the money that Paris did, you people would be caught doing some pretty stupid things too. Myself included. There are countless people doing what Paris does everyday, except they have less money and aren't getting thousands of camera flashes in their faces doing so.

those people who give a F*ck to paris are all losers!!=P

Did anyone watch the southpark episode about her? It was on last night. They were referring to her as a "stupid, spoiled whore"..prime shit

I love Matt and Trey's outlook at the whole "celebrity" thing. I was watching the making of SouthPark and it's cool how they don't care about being celebrities. As a matter of fact Jerry Seinfeld's agent called them and said that he wanted to be on an episode. They said he could be turkey #23 or something like that. He could say "gobble gobble" for his speaking part. Jerry was offended and said no. George Clooney on the other hand agreed and he barked a couple times as a gay dog. At least he was cool with it.

Why are her boobs so big in this picture? She is evidentally not wearing a bra but I know her titties aren't that big so what is up with that? WTF!

She is like the opposite of the Virgin Mary...so I really think that an Anti-Christ coming out of her would only be logically (if anything)...and no, I'm not religious, I'm just saying...

Someone suggested Paris shouldn't have a baby because she wouldn't be able to care for it.

Funny. I saw the hideously whorish Fergie (Andrew's ex) on tv this morning and she was talking about how, of course, she never had to care for her babies when they cried in the middle of the night - she had 2 nannies to do that!

I say, if hideously soulless Fergie can do it, I suppose hideously slutty Paris can do the same. Oh, and she can be photographed with them like an accessory. Way more photogenic than a rat dog.

And then we have morons like Bush trying to take the choice of Abortion away from us!! It's not a solution, but it is neccesary to exist...

hahahahaha. But they're kinda hot Cynthia.

Most people are just a bunch of brainless sheep!

hahaha! Save your monry! Just watch SNL! hehehe!

The title of whore pretty much sums her up.

Whatever Chewbacca...where is the sex tape of you and Princess Leah getting it on? I haven't ever seen that one!

She tried to buy Butters from his parents for $200 million because her dogs 'kept commiting suicide.

..the eye, how they drew the eye...hehehe

And I love George Clooney even more now that I know he's not one a completely pompous jack-ass *coughjerryahem*

She has an owl face and no matter how much makeup she wears it's still owly and ugly.

Okay, you know you're life is pretty pointless when you're current mess up is the latest comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live. Who needs to read their books? Just watch SNL!

That is because she really is a do nothing, spoiled rich kid. And fine. Let her do whatever she wants. Whatever daddy's money can buy. But there are truly talented, intelligent, hard working individuals out there, and they do not have the money to market themselves, and most are probably way too decent to whore themselves for attention. So their books never get published, they never get movie roles, and their singing career never happens. Meanwhile, Paris becomes an 'author', a 'singer', an 'actress'.....

Han' stole it.
He's beatin off to it

Yes, I love how they drew her eye and had her carrying around the dog but the best part was all the stuff about the cum. I love Matt and Trey. They are awesome!

I think that since she is sitting on a bed and her knees are spread apart this is more like the official "NEXT" pose!

Well, first of all she is WAY to irresponsible to take care of a baby. Especially 24/7! The baby would interfere with her partying and she lost her dog for gods sake. She couldn't remember where she left Tinkerbell. To top it off she got rid of Tinkerbell because he grew too much and she only likes them when they are small. What a cunt. Can you just imagine her taking care of a baby? HA! She'd misplace it or get rid of it for sure!

"I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down. So these far-out, these far-reaching, extensive extrapolations are, I think, tricky." - Bill Bennett

Stretching the subject a bit, I know. I was watching CNN. I felt Madam Ptosis didn't deserve any mention, but that abortion did. Check out the link for more info.

....and people actually respect this whore?

By "a few of us," I was referring to different people posting on this blog, not my "multiple personalities". Ha!

I think it is one of those fake nipple bras.....look closely and you can see where it ends-- I think. Actually I can't believe I'm staring so closely at PH's tits! What is this world coming to???

So in other words, we could rid the world of spoiled, slutty, ugly heiresses by removing reproductive organs from the rich!

Her face in this picture looks horrible. When it comes to Paris Bashing I don't normally say she's ugly because I don't think she is really ugly. I don't think she's gorgeous either. I do think she is average though. In this picture I think that she looks like "old" and her jaw looks like she forgot to put in her dentures. Her eye looks like Rodney Dangerfields would when his eyes were closed. YUCK! Exactly what is this picture for anyway? A picture of her running her fingers through her hair? What is the point of this shoot. I hate her!

And Tara Reid!