Petra Nemcova's Birthday Party @ Soho Grand



Oh how she must enjoy life, but I'm sure there's a definite drawback. For example, she must get hit on by everything moving & only because it's probably so damn easy. Donald Trump was at Petra's birthday a week back (by association, of course) at The Soho Grand Penthouse Loft & I'm sure he laid down a line or two.



Donald Trump - So Petra, I heard you were in a Tsunami? One of my properties must have been damaged in Phuket.

Petra - Ya, a lot of people died too. My...my boyfriend died too.

D. Trump - Petra, I'm known to make supermodels feel a little better, so let me give you a hug. Just watch the tu---hair.

Ok, sorry for that lame convo. I'm sure it would sound funnier if they were acting it out. But let's admit it, judging by how nice Petra Nemcova can be, I bet Donny's already swindled her for a night of crazy sex while Melania was cruising around in his G5.

Anyway, check out photos from beautiful Petra's Birthday party on July 19th.

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What a cutie. Her dress looks like it came from a maternity collection though... too much floofiness, not enough curve-hugging.

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 12:07pm
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I wonder who was the lucky bastard that got to take her home and have birthday sex with her?????

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 12:55pm
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It's the whole "Hey, it's my birthday and I wanna get laid but I don't have a boyfriend." Followed with "make me feel good...make me feel good!" (ala Halle Berry in Monster's Ball).

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 1:02pm
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I think Birthday Sex would involve eating a cake off of someone. Maybe lots of whip cream too?

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 1:34pm
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Don't forget a cherry on top, Tams!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 3:15pm
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She is a perfect cutie & I like that dress...it's sexy without being over the top.

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 3:21pm
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And Birthday Sex must also involve alot of blowing (but now of candles)!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 5:22pm
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Petra is complete perfection! The woman is gorgeous!

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 @ 6:29pm
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Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:35am
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Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 3:38pm
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let Jesus in geek nice jacket

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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Birthday sex...what does that involve?! It sounds tasty...

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 12:56pm
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