Petra Nemcova vs Adriana Lima: The Bastardly Lingerie Model Matchup
Friday, March 7th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex

All side-by-side comparison pics created by Pstroyer. You rock, dude!
Pstroyer knows his shit. Here's the exchange that brought upon this matchup...
John of the Thomas
Stick your Ale and Ade up your arse.
Petra trumps both. [Source]
Pstroyer
Petra can't work the camera the way Adriana and Alessandra can. Hence why she's not at their level professionally.
Adriana gives Petra a lesson. [Source]












PETRA RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm with pstroyer on this one. Adriana definitely has more going on in her eyes than Petra. Petra is beautiful though, and I like them both. But Adriana may be the better model overall.
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adriana is prettier
more passionate, enigmatic
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My left ball erupted over Petra in picture 5, while my right ball had a similar reaction to Adriana (also in picture #5). I think I'm doing to download this as my new screensaver at work. Unemployment....here I come!!
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It's cruel and unusual punishment to make someone pick between these two...I can't do it, I just can't.
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Both are sexy hot, but Adriana has the seductive eyes and that sexy dark look to her. Love them both but Adriana wins by a tad because of her eyes and her seductivity.
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Adriana on page 4.. oohh lala..
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HM. wonder whos gonna win THIS ONE....
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I love Petra, but Adrianna is on another level. She can level her eyes on you with "that look" and make you commit murder if she so desires. There is something about that woman that is unearthly. I'm pretty sure she's Satan.
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Both beautiful and sexy. I am partial to blonds but Adriana has those eyes so I don't know. I can't decide.
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petra is not on adrianas level. it's like a crusier weight verses a super heavy weight. hallery i'll decide for you- ADRIANA FTW
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I compared the pics on each page and it's a tie. I think Petra would win thou if she wasn't wearing that hat.
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Ditto what Kill Perez said. AL rules all!
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Adriana. She IS the superior model.
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this is actually constructive....... now all we need is "catie" coming in here and saying "ewwwww petra is so fat im gonna barf". Seriously though, I like Petra BUT this Lima chick is HOT
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Adriana all the way!
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@ Ace, I didn't want to say it (because I am biased towards blonds) but the hat makes Petra look a bit stupid. Adriana has superior photography and no hats. Hats and lingerie, do they need to go together?
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We need a rematch with no hats. Then, I will decide.
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they are both beautiful women and it is such a pain to have to choose between them, because they're both loved. but adriana lima will have to get my vote on this one. petra honestly looks boring next lima's seductive eyes, and pose. actually, sometimes i do get distracted by lima's wide but flat waist, but she is very confident with her body and she knows her way with the camera and that's what's important. adriana never looks awkward in photoshoots.
that's why doutzen can never level with ale and adri, those women have more stuff going on. but petra kills doutzen.
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believe me. the hat won't make a once of difference.
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God, I hate to say this, but Adriana looks smoking hot in these pics....must...choose....Petra.....
DAMN YOU PSTROYER!
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Petra is close in with Adriana as I said before, but Adriana does win by a hair. Although I definatly think that Petra beats Alessandra because her face is more beautiful and feminine looking. And Petra should go back to her natural brunette color. We should have a Petra and Alessandra Matchup.
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hehe Hallery
or we could ask Adriana to bring her hat too
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima_brings_her_hat_too.html
;)
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^Beautiful, as always but that, IMO, is a cool hat that I would wear. I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing they stuck on Petra's head.
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Oh, and Adriana gets a cool dog on page 5!
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I don't think you could go wrong either way, but I'll take Lima.
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Hal, check my sun comment on BLODT post.
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Alright, I think it's SO CLOSE and there are some unfair advantages (better lighting, photography, lingerie, lack of silly hats, etc.) but overall, Adri's pics are sexier. Damn it.
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#25
haha :D
Just be happy she didn't bring her tiger.
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/adri039.jpg
Rrrrrr.
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that right hallery. give in to the powers of pstroyer...
nice add pstroyer.
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@pstroyer - Thanks. Two very pretty tigers. ;-)
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This is like comparing apples and oranges. Two different types of beauty. Adrina looks much better here, but Petra is very versitle, while Adriana has only one look most of the time. Still,Adriana definately wins with these pictures, because all of Petra's are from the same shoot and only a few are good pics. Overall I think Adrina is hotter, but Petra is more unique, and I find her slightly more beautiful. So, Petra by a hair
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OK, OK already. There's only once way to truly know. Adrianna, Petra...front and center. Time for the finger test. I need to check your internal Ph level. Or some bullshit like that.
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Adriana Lima
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Is Adriana Lima REALLY a virgin?? I've heard that she has proven it..
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@ It's all good
@ 32
I think you are wrong.
Adriana Lima has an unique and exotic beauty.
Petra has a classic beauty.
Both beautiful, but Adriana Lima is more seductive in my opinion.
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#32 It's all good
Yea, I see where you're coming from and I agree. Except I don't get your point about Petra being more unique. Petra has a pretty generic look. Of course it's genericness pushed to the upper end of the beauty scale, but she really doesn't have anything unique going for her in my opinion. Adriana's beauty is not nearly as streamlined (e.g. she has fangs), but that's part of what makes her unique and interesting in my opinion. The other part is her ethnicity which is comprised of African, European and Native American heritage.
In a picture like this you can really see her Afro-Brazilian (African) heritage. And that's actually how her hair looks naturally without chemical straigtening:
www.adrianaflima.com/gallery/albums/uploads/Editorials/Amica%20Italiana/...
Then in a picture like this you can see her Native American heritage which she clearly got from her mother:
www.adrianaflima.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/pic_ALPID000168__adri...
And because she's not really dark-skinned (more fair to olive skinned), she can also look very European (she does have European heritage):
www.adrianaflima.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/marie_claire_01.jpg
You also have to consider the fact that Adriana had a relatively succesful career in high fashion. Petra, from what I know, never made it big in high fashion. Her look is just not unique enough. And I really think Adriana is more versatile as well, not only because she has experience within more aspects of modeling, but also because of her mixed ethnicity. It gives her look a lot of range.
But I understand what you mean about apples and oranges. Like I've said before, Petra is more of a classical beauty whereas Adriana is more of an exotic beauty. And Petra is blonde with dark eyes and Adriana is dark-haired with light eyes. So of course it depends on what kind of beauty you prefer (as it always does). I do think Adriana is the superior model though.
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^I like how you chose a picture where she had on Indian clothing to prove your point;P
I;d have to say Adriana wins this round. Petra comes off more of a cute girl to me. She can do hot, but Adriana has a lot more to offer. The eyes, the body, the accent(which gets a bit annoying when they ask her random questions, but it;s cool)
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www.adrianaflima.com/gallery/albums/uploads/Unknow%20editorial/How%20the...
:))
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I would say Adriana is more a SUPERmodel like Cindy Crawford, Laetitia Casta, et ... and Petra is more a glamour model just like Gemma Atkinson, Keeley Hazel, Kelly Brook, etc.
Sometimes you see girls like Petra on the streets, but It would be very rare to see a girl with the Adriana's type of beauty on the streets.
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Alessandra>Adriana>Petra
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I just changed my mind
Alessandra = Adriana > Petra
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Adriana, FTW.
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Adriana, FTW.
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there both cute
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Dudes, as Joey would say, put your hands together. why choose if you can have both?? OK, It's highly unlikely we get both, but then again it's as unlikely that we get one so I choose both. (Although A.Lima really does the trick with her look at me I'm the baddest, wildest girl of your dreams looks. wrooooaagh)(but P.Nemcova is soo frickin cute you just want to cuddle with her until the end of time)
OK I can not decide.
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Petra is beautiful, yet somehow just not quite as sexy as Adriana.
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hopefully this will win over some Petra Fans...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7bfoEQi-kQw
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Petra is a Muse
Lima is little more than a well paid go-go dancer
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petra has never done anything for me. her head is like a jug of beer.
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this is lima's competition? come on
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Petra presents a much better match up to Adriana then Alessandra...that's for sure. You could argue points for both sides, but Adriana wins everytime against Alessandra.
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Adriana all the wayyyy baby...much more passion on her looks...U rock it girl!!!
Fui...
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Adriana has more passion, fire and exotic appeal in her look. She crosses over between high fashion and commercial. Although I don't know how much high fashion she does at this time.
Petra is pretty too but her appeal is different from Adriana.
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One more juicy Petra pic
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/PinkPetraSWNS_800x1085.jpg
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Lima all the way but Petra is beautiful as well.
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Adriana wins
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no competition here, Adriana rules and win!
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As I much as I like Petra, but I must to admit that Adriana Lima is superior.
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Petra FTW of couse!! Petra fucking rocks both as a hottie and as a good person.
Gurn-face doesn't even come close to Petra in any category. How fucking pointless to even ask the question.
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Unfortunatly is hard to deny that Adriana Lima is the hotter one here, but Alessandra Ambrosio is still the hotter of the hottest.
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Petra is the chick you would love to go for a drink with, have a great time, a good laugh, then take her home and do dirtiness to her while slightly intoxicated (but not so much so, that you don't know what you are doing ;) )
Adriana not so much. A 26 year old virgin, while I'm sure she is cool as hell, a drunken 'peck on the cheek' doesn't sound quite as much fun as drunken bumsex...
Petra (again)
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Both are amazing but Adri is still the BEST!! ;DD
Absolutely GORGEOUS!! :)) <3333
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petra..they are both hot though..ho hum hot for lima for me..just another brazilian
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"Petra is more classical beauty"? Only if you're american. She looks exactly like a million girls in the San Fernando Valley.
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omg look at page 8.. of course adriana wins.. adriana lima is the only holy goddess
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Petra looks like so many other girls and is nothing special... She looks like a chipmunk
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Adriana Lima gets my vote.
She is more captivating.
Her look hypnotize me.
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They r both hot i cant decide
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Well, for Petra, she has many different looks unlike Adri.
Petra has better proportions than Adri.
Adri has a few facial features that are better.
And although Adri only does have that one look, it is a nice one.
I am going to go with Petra because she is super duper sweet, can survive a tsunami, and has a children's help foundation. {Her hotness is quite obvious, love her accent}
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Adriana FTW!
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Adriana is hot, but she ruins the sexyness with those dumb expressions on her face all the time!! I know she's kidding with those, but common!! She looks retarded and looks sooo dumb.
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BTW im voting for Petra since she has that Foundation.
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Adriana Lima just because her beauty seems out of this planet.
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AHMEN Phillip McCracken
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offcourse
BOTH alessandra (which i don't really like) and especially PURE SEXINESS Adriana are better than Nemcova. I can't really find out WHAT IS so hot about her? she is so ordinary..boring
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hehe, Petra is not the only model doing charity work, running her little foundation and getting rich people to spit money in it. Adriana has spent a small fortune on building orphanages and buying clothes for poor children in Brazil. Alessandra also does a lot of charity work and I think she has her own foundation as well. Hell, even Gisele has done a lot of charity work.
And Petra didn't survive that tsunami because she's superwoman. She survived it because she got lucky. Everyone can cling to a tree and hope for the best. Of course it's nice to be able to say "I survived a tsunami that killed 230,000 other people", but it hardly makes her the better model.
Both girls seem sweet and down to earth, but Petra seems more like a starfucker who thrives on attention, appearing at every goddamn event with some celebrity hotshot on her arm. Maybe she's just doing it for the kids...
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hahahahahahaha like # 72's decision was gonna be ever questioned.
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I agree that Adriana has that one look, xmenfan, but it's not a good one. It's a great one:D I'm kind of a humanitarian, and Petra's charity work definitely wins her hotness points, but as far as lingerie goes, Adriana takes the cake. But only but a smile margin because Petra is still pretty cute
The look: http://www.imagebam.com/image/a25d883583345
And the smile: http://img166.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=69956_15603402halliburke3420...
win by a hair over Petra's look: http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Petra.Nemcova/Nemcova004.jpg
and smile:http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Petra.Nemcova/Nemcova006.jpg
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^dang I made a couple errors. My english is good, I promise;P I meant "But only by a small margin" Sorry for the annoying double post
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why does Adriana need to waste money building orphanages in Brazil? isnt that where we send our money for cocaine? shouldnt the Brazilian Goverment be using the money they get for exporting Cocaine for that not a victoria secret's supermodel?
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#83
nah, that's Columbia that's reknowned for their cocaine export. Brazil is mostly reknowned for their export of hot women. God bless Brazil.
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ah Columbia, Brazil, its all in south america....plus they have mad rain forests there...so that cafe should be giving them a serious cut of the business they do...
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btw. here's a hot Brazilian babe that looks a teeny bit like Petra - only she's hotter - and Brazilian.
(explicit content)
www.youporn.com/watch/37982
You can thank me later.
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THANK YOU, PSTROYER!
Yes, the girl is gorgeous and she is a hotter version of Petra.
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Hm... that girl looks more like Adri than Petra. Nice pooper, but she needs to shave her clam. Or she could let me do it for her.
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Adriana or Petra. I really cannot decide. Maybe Adriana because of her eyes.
All I know is Bastardly now owes me a new computer.
The monitor blew out because it overheated.
The keyboard is stuck for other reasons I will not elaborate on.
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wow,Adriana's boobs look humungous
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You absolutely cannot compare these two models. Adriana is hot and exotic and Petra may look plain compared to her, but Petra has a whole different kind of beauty. Czechs are not exotic models, Petra could never be an exotic model, but she does have a classic Czech beauty and I find her more (only slightly) more beautiful than Ariana. Petra has a down to earth appeal while Adriana's is more in your face. Petra's more like Josie Maran than anyone. like I said, you cannot compare the two
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Come on. I mean seriously. You do not compare Adriana Lima to someone like that, that's insulting! It should be quiet obvious that the only 'who's hotter' match up that virgin Lima can be featured in is against Ale...no one else is even close to their league.
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Petra, Adriana is beautiful, but i'm sick of people talking like she's the best in the world, Petra's worthy.
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Adriana Lima
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It's a nobrainer. Adriana wins.
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ohhh wait... here's adriana in the same silly hat. http://bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/29/bastardly-flashback-friday-adri...
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Adriana, definitely
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Wow,I'm not gay, but I get so hot by looking at those first two pictures now.. esp. Adriana
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shes is quite hot! adriana that is, not that i'm a lesbian or anything.
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She is cute, just checked out her photo on W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c o m last week. Is she siinlg enow?
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Nemcova is plain next to Adriana
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LIMA.
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ADRIANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. No question about it!
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Adriana definitely. Petra is pretty but bland next to her
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I have to agree with almost everybody here. Adriana is a better model and sexier too.
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Petra wins round 1,2,6, and 7. Adrianna wins round 3,4,5 and 8. I call it a draw. Rematch immenant.
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ADRIANA LIMA IS HOTTER
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page 4, that pic looks like 1940 in black in white
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Adriana looks beautiful and professional, But Petra looks cute and looks like the type of girl you could play around with. Petra.
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Adriana by a landslide. Look at those damn long ass sexy legs
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in Hollywood ok babe only hollywood
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how about a house where eva u at
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Petra fucking Nemcova. end of story.
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Very dificult decision as a match very hot and sexy with two beautiful women. But a little avaregde for Petra.
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Unfair for Petra would be a better word. These pictures are all from the same shoot. All Adriana's pictures are from different shoots. Petra easily is a better model than Adriana. Adriana looks into the camera the same way in every picture. Petra can look cute, sexy vulnerable or whatever. I know people say Petra is not as professional but I really disagree. She is one of the only models that does more than pose "sexy", she actually has a down to earth look that can melt your heart. These pictures don't show it, but I have seen many that do. anyway Petra wins.
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Petra is the better women
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PETRA&ADRIANA ARE CUNTS. PETRA&ADRIANA ARE WHORES. PETRA&ADRIANA ARE BITCHES. PETRA&ADRIANA ARE SLUTS. I FUCKING HATE PETRA&ADRIANA
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Whathe fuck is wrong with you?
why do you hate everybody?
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