Petra Nemcova - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
This is the "Horny Guy Exploration Costume." Don't you love it? Then again, if Petra's inside it, you can't go wrong, baby!
Here's a blown up version for all the horny guys out there!
i'm hotter
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Aromia, maybe you are hot, but your personality sucks. You are only hot if you are pretty on the inside and the outside. Constantly referring to yourself as hot or hotter than so and so displays ignorance and arrogance.
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I smell a BASTARDLY match-up brewing...
Ohhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Moe????
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be sure to tune in tomorrow....
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Me so horney.
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If fucken aromia is so hot why isn't she on a yacht with some rich guy or on a plane heading towards Europe with some hot Indian Doctor instead of sitting on the internet posting on this site like a twit?
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Coulnd't agree more with #8
Petra is spankalicious. jesus.
Hawt!
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The Maltese Bippy: so what are you trying to say? Only poor, ugly people w/ a lot of time read & comment?
Come clean.
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Aromia ~ Buy a vibrator. Use it. Get over yourself. We have.
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I really like Petra and I like how Bastardly's server is moving with the quickness today.
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Ugly people (inside and out) live pretend lives on the web to make themselves feel better about themselves.
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http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=94033.topic
harsh.
bastard nsync fans can take a bad joke.
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Wow! What a dazzling smile -- and she seems so sweet and friendly, too, doesn't she?
Then I guess she won't mind if I do THIS next spring --
Tape sign that sez "CARROTS" or "RADISHES" to Petra's forehead.
Tape Petra's ankles together with duct tape.
Put Petra in my pocket...and walk into vegetable garden.
Pull out Petra and tell her to "lock your knees, puh-LEEZ."
Then smartly ply Petra into soil by lightly tapping on her head with a ballpeen hammer.
Make sure to position her right at the START of a row of planted seeds.
Tah-dah! A Petra-Veg-a-Garden-Marker! Coolio!
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petra has the face & the body...plus she oozes charisma. she is hot & likeable.
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I hung out with petra in london...sweet girl...
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Aromia, is there anyone that you can humbly say is actually hotter than you?
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maybe adriana lima... but i look like her.... so
i dunno
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