Penelope Cruz is the Butterface in the Family
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
It seems as though I'm on a Penelope Cruz tirade ever since my Matthew McConaughey post.
I categorize Penelope under the Jennifer Aniston Category. The Category in which they look really pretty with their makeup done, hair done and a really great photographer who can airbrush the hell outta the pics. I don't see how Tom Cruise woke up to that Butterface every morning.He must have woken up next to hot man instead to counteract her horrific looks.

P.S. Lose the bangs! The 80's teacher look is SO out.
I don't really care for Penelope Cruz, I think she's overrated in the looks department.
I categorize Penelope under the Jennifer Aniston Category. The Category in which they look really pretty with their makeup done, hair done and a really great photographer who can airbrush the hell outta the pics. I don't see how Tom Cruise woke up to that Butterface every morning.

P.S. Lose the bangs! The 80's teacher look is SO out.












her sister is wayy prettier than she is.. but then again.. she is with matthew.. lucky lucky girl..
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Butterface? Whoa. Maybe she's overrated, I agree with that. But they have almost the same face and one is hot the other not? At the beginning I didn't understand who was who. Her sister has a better hairstyle and is more tanned, sure. Still, they could be mistaken for twins..so I don't get it.
But her sis does have prettier eyes. I wonder why Penelope is famous and not her?
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80s teacher look!!
haha. good one, man.
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You folks missed her sisters enormous knockers.
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Are they both pregnant? WTF is going on?
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Enormous knockers aren't my thing but I failed to mention her FUG boots.
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I, too, agree that Penelope is a bit overrated, but saying her sister looks better than she does is weird because they look like twins. Sure her sister is tanner (always a plus imo) and has a more flattering hairdo and color, but at least Penelope's smile isn't all ugly and gummy. You should NOT be able to see *that much* of a person's gums when they smile!
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what constitutes a butterface?
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Fergie.
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Calling her a butterface is going overboard. Fergie, Jennifer Aniston, and Terri Hatcher are butterfaces. I don't think Penelope Cruz belongs in the same category as these dogs.
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OH, yes... she does deserve to be in the Fergie Butterface School of Ugly'ness, but her sister is hot, a little Prego looking. but comparatively speaking, shes hot
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"But her sis does have prettier eyes. I wonder why Penelope is famous and not her?"
oh i dunno... maybe something callleeedd... talent? hmmm. interesting theory. :-P
I, though, am not a huge fan of penelope... but probably cause im jealous or something :-)
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they both have goat eyes. no offense.
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Penelope isn't ugly by any means... I just think she's over-rated. Just like:
Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, etc.
Penelope's sister is more attractive in my opinion.
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They look exactly the same,but something about her sister makes her prettier.Penelope isn't really a butterface,she's just kinda average looking.
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" “But her sis does have prettier eyes. I wonder why Penelope is famous and not her?�
oh i dunno… maybe something callleeedd… talent? hmmm. interesting theory. :-P "
Oh I'm sorry I forgot that to be an actress you had to have tal...wait that's not true! As long as you sleep with the right people, you don't need anything else. Just look at Paris Hilton (well, she also has money), Britney Spears, Mary-Kate&Ashley, Hilary Duff...many many more. You can have that talent, but seriously nobody cares. Maybe if you were talking about talent in bed, then I might just agree. I'm not hating on Penelope, just saying her sister could be as famous. And acting is seriously not a tough job too. I'm guessing she's not a slut, which makes her prettier to me.
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Penelope's sister is a professional dancer. She kind of "acted" in a show...a wannabe "FAME". She is a very good dancer but, as far as acting is concerned...she's just like Penelope. It's not big deal with the dubbing.
I don't like Penelope but this time...the pics don´t flatter her. Actually Monica has one eye much bigger than the other.
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It annoys me how you people can sit around & debate about how ugly a gorgeous, movie-star is. I'm sure she is a lot better looking than everyone here who made comments about her.
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They are both very beautiful and look very alike.. Penelope is the more classic version whereas her sis is the cuter version
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penelope looks like a munchkin with her squished mouth ;P
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Penelope Cruz looks like a mouse.
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are you kidding? they're BOTH gorgeous.
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i never thought penelope cruz was hot if i walked by her i wudnt turn my head n be like shes hot and jennifer aniston IS NOT hot ur on crack or are in need of glasses if u think she is theyre all members of the butterface club jessica simpson is over rated shes blonde and tan but besides that her face is weirdly shaped and she has a big nose so suck my d*&^ if u dont agree
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Hahah im sure you are more good looking that Penelope, looser, Penelope is one of the most gorgeous actresse's out there, your just angry ugly woman.
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Penelope Cruz is not UGLY, but she does look like a mouse snacking on cheese.
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I think they are both beautiful. Penelope is the better actress, i really liked her in Volver.
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Ya...at first i was confused but...her sister is way hotter....I think PC *is* definately a butterface & her sisters's tit are fantastic!!!
~and this is coming from a chick :)
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U people need to get a life
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Monica is much hotter!
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monica and penelope are beautifull
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penelope may not be the prettiest actress around, but she is very very sexy. She is absolotely no butterface !!
And the best thing about her is she is not overly aware of her beauty, very down to earth. she is one of those few actresses you can love without feeling envious. thats what matters, shes great
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monica has long curly hair here, thats what makes the difference, penelope is very beautiful as well with long -straight or curly- hair. use you imagination
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I have to thank her for one thing , she became my most sucessful diet . Everytime I looked at her it just made me gag. Better than sticking a finger down your throat just see a picture of her.
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I will not join the debate as to the finer details of attractiveness within these women, but you people a judgemental, jealousy driven, media crazed numb skulls (not all of you). If you feel the need to get someone down just because they have more than you, then you should seriously consider professional help.
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you guys are all STUPID. Penelope is hot!
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Um, I don't get it. They both look cute.
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They look just alike expect for body proportion, her sister's teeth look whiter, and the hair cut and color.
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