Paris Posing: Slut In A Dress Series
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours

Here are a few old pics of Paris out w/ Male Paris. Since they seem to be fighting a lot lately, I'm going to assume both socialites got wasted at this bar & then went home to have some crazy make-up sex.
And in other news, Paris has apparently dumped Tinkerbell. Very sad, indeed.
Paris only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too
big. [Paris' bastard 'friend' talking to the press]
No worries, Tink fans, the overgrown Chihuahua will still enjoy the fruits of the superficial highlife. You see, rather than listening to Paris having mad sex w/ random dudes every night of the week, Tinks will now retire to a comfortable life w/ Paris' Mommy. I'm sure Tinks is a couple more hands away from being auctioned off on Ebay.












How big can a fucking chihuahua get? Poor Tinkerbell. She was probably just too much responsibility for spoiled Paris who kept forgetting to feed the little thing (the same reason Nicole got so skinny). What a Paris Hilton thing to do, give away your pet because it isn't cute, little, and trendy anymore. Of course there was no bonding whatsoever, she's a heartless, cum-guzzling whore who never gets attached to anyone or anything for too long. Yeah, there will definitely be a special V.I.P. section in hell reserved for Miss Paris Hilton. I have to believe in hell because of people like this.
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Ok, this is the 'I'm-smoking-weed.'cuz-I -still-have-a -couple-of-brain- cells-left' look.
Oh, the give up her dog thing does not surprise me at all. What continues to surprise me is that there are actually people out there who admire this heartless, skanky, brain dead, selfish whore. I could never give up one of my pets. I love them, I want them with me. Of course I am not so shallow to judge them on the basis of trendiness, etc. Won't Paris make a terrific mother someday?!?
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Uh, what?
How much cleavage can a bra create? Especially with Paris's boobs.
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8463/dj37fj1xf.png
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I already have the Hell V.I.P. room booked! Paris' Hell would be having to wait in line for it:)
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I came up with a good idea today...PHil should give Tinkerbell to her imposter Paris. Tinkerbell would probably know the difference though. Although they look alot alike I don't know if imposter Paris is as much of a slut as real Paris? Tinkerbell obviously would know the difference if she isn't as much of a slut because she wouldn't have the stinky used up crotch smell.
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If i was her, i would be more worried about what my ugly ass hooked nose & lazy eye looks like than my flat boobs I stuff and push up. or maybe shes had a boob job, because she was never that big and pushed up before until very recently. Of course no matter what she is doing she will just lie about it anyway, just like her brown eyes that she has, and she wears the blue contacs 24/7 so people think she was born with blue eyes like her sister. Hey paris u skanky butt ugly whore, everyone now knows you wear blue contacts, you dont have blue eyes naturally, they are brown, give it up.
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I hate those photos of her (like the second one here) that just reeks of her huge ego. YIKES! This bitch thinks she is really something, doesn't she? Now tell me, who in the hell finds narcissism a turn on?!?
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this is seriously way childish and immature all you do is take pictures of FAMOUS people and cruticize them for all their imperfections sorry not everyone is perfect but you dont even know these ppl you have no idea what their life is like get over your childishness and grow the fuck up and quit saying such trashy stuff about other HUMAN BEINGS!
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First pic...she looks like she's trying to give that cigarette a blow job...second pic,she looks like that he-she from "America's Next Top Model"...forgot her name.
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i despise this retarded slurry .
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if you look at the first pic it looks like she has 3 fingers
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her toes always look gross!
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Mira ur sooo rite her toes do look gross always haha. But i love Paris she is the best! Im annoyed that shes smokin a ciggy tho...thats disgusting!
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wow. you peeps are mean & you seem to love to believe shitty rumours & call names.
i'm just going to say that paris is pretty - she has a hot bod - she didn't dump her dog - & why are you so pissed?
paris doesn't pretend to be anything she's not & i like that about her.
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fuk man! she looks like skeletor in the 2nd pic.... ewwwwww!
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Paris is a fugly hoe and we don't have to personally know her to see that:
1) The skank has a sex tape
2) She wears $3 clothing
3) She is a RACIST bitch
4) She thinks she's better then Nicole Richie
And if you "fans" really like her, just think of this, if you were to meet her she would go behind your back and say you're FAT, even if you aren't and if you're thin then she'll say ANOREXIC. All you bitchaz know it's true.
Peace and Love
Dee
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When is this bitch gonna go away?
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Surely this is another case of me misinterpreting sarcasm.
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I read on Junk Feud today that Simon Cowell is trying to get an American Idol started only with celebrities instead of unknowns. He said that he has a list of people he would love to have on it and Paris Hilton is at the top of his list. I think that would be fantastic if she would go on there. I normally don't EVER watch American Idol but would absolutely set my VCR and watch her performance just to watch him tear her apart. I would watch it over and over again. God that would be funny!!!
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'Misty' is a dumb as Paris fan. Hey Misty ya know what? Paris didn't know those black boys that she called niggers. And look what she said about them! And another thing--there is no evidence that Paris really is a human being!
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'ehhh, fuck her in the ear.
Oh wait.
Somone has had to of already been in there....
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