Paris Hilton's New Book: Herpes 101 For Socialites
Monday, March 13th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours

Aaaaw, how cute. Paris Hilton's not only aware that everyone's aware of her herpes condition, but she's writing her new book on the itchy subject. How cute.
It has NY Times Bestseller written all over it.












Too bad it's not AIDS. I can't wait for this whore to crash and burn...
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gilmore yeats...she probably does have AIDS, it's just that nobody knows yet.
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im almost embarressed to admit this, but i think she looks cute in this picture...
LOL u know, its funny, "Crash and burn" for Paris, its intrigueing to think what THAT might entail...look at teh shit shes done ALREADY LOL....Hacked Portable devices, Sex tape, House OF Wax, now Herpes? WOW, what WILL it take for her to "Crash and Burn?"
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At least her eyelid problem isn't contagious.
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“im almost embarressed to admit this, but i think she looks cute in this picture…�
I personally don't see it. Her left eye still looks smaller and lazy, and her nose is still big, and now herpes to boot. She is not EVEN a "buttaface" anymore!
P.S. Is it true her eyes are really brown and she wears blue contacts??
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yea she spends like thousands and thousands of dollars every year for the blue contacts becuase she doesnt want people to know her eyes are actaully brown
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The hatred is part of what keeps this chick going.
People probably what to know more about the people they hate than the people they like.
I know i do.
Promoting apathy is your best bet.
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Number6 Patrick
Yeah, it's true about the eye color. If you look on here
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html
you can see pictures of her as a teenager, before the blue contacts and before the blonde hair.
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Even better on that link is the Nicole Ritchie picture
How fucked up must that chick be.
Here you're rich, adopt my child
Looks like she was trying to look black in that picture so people wouldn't ask her how she could be Lionel Ritchie's daughter.
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has she come out yet and publicly denied the herpes allegations that guy made?
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that picture of paris PRE-contacts/dying, she looks like that chick Patty Hearst!!!
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ew it looks like she dosent have them on her FACE! wonder if stav knows?!
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fuk off and die paris hilton! you fucking slag
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She is not even cute. And it's impossible to fuck around so much.
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Bunch of haters........stop & try to get a life. I don't care for P. Hilton but I don't know her either. I'm sure none of you loosers do either.
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I’m sure none of you loosers do either.
Stupid idiot Katherine, were "loosers" because we think paris is not cute and don't like her or her fucked up nose? BTW bitch, you don't know US EITHER, so not only are you stupid, you are a hypocrite as well.
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John
Nicole Richie is biracial. Biracial children can come out as looking very caucasian. I have relatives who's biriacial children are blonde and blue eyed with losilky blonde and black hair. It all depends on the genes of the parents.
In other news Paris Hilton is a skank.
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It's too hot to be outside so I'm bored in doors, what do I come across, to amuse my time with while I'm ill, but a bunch of sad wankers, slagging off Paris Hilton. "I wouldn't touch her with a 10foot pole." You wouldn't be allowed within 20foot of her. Who cares! It's people being like this that fuels, pathetic trash mags and allow people like her to get paid for doing nothing. Sort it out! I hope you spend as long on sites like this as you do on more productive sites.
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hehe she does have a lazy eye.
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#16 ...whay do you fend for her...are you in the same boat?
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Ya'll some haten ass bitches. That's whats wrong with the world today. I hope you all crash and burn because your doing nothing for society.
Go to hell and hate on the devil. You'll be in good company there !-)
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hey she didnt think be4 havign sex,be4 drunk driving, video tape, making her self famous, etc. so she deserves al d trash talking that is coming 2 her, n dont yal come out commenting with that stupid saying that were all hating on her beause she is famous, that may be partially tru but, she has dont alot of stupid stuff, she wanted 2 become famous by partyin it up all over d world, and makign them nasty vids, yu kno being famous comes with a price,we all have a choice,she does publicises her self 2 muchhh, so she deserves all d bad shit thats coming or came her way
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"im almost embarressed to admit this, but i think she looks cute in this picture…"
It *is* actually a decent picture. I mean, her eyes are fully open, they both seem to be pointing in *relatively* the same direction, the straight-on angle hides the awful-ness of her nose, and she doesn't look too incredibly skeletal.
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole, though. And that's not a pun.
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Well who is Paris dating now.......if does notfind man soo the rumors might just be true....I'm sure Nicole Richie knows about all of Paris deep secret..
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