Paris Hilton Explains Her Technical Secrets To Success
Friday, March 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were all snapped @ a press conference held to promote her new MTV reality show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF."
So yeah, I guess this is like a mixture of a few other hit shows:
1. A dab of all shitty reality shows out there
2. Along with some elements of the Donald Trump's The Apprentice
3. And, some ideas taken from Flavor of Love
This new show could either be the greatest reality show ever or a total bust. We'll leave the speculation to you bastards. Anyway, here's a little bit of info on the show...
Production is scheduled to begin in Los Angeles at the end of May, MTV said. The contestants will live together in a house — drama! — and try to prove themselves worthy in the areas of loyalty, endurance and "girl politics."
Hilton, an executive producer on the show, will "teach the secrets of celebrity living — how to turn your enchanted life into a multimillion dollar brand, how to manage public feuds and always rise above, how to survive scandal and then make it work for you, all the while wearing 6-inch heels." [Yahoo!]
If you want to be a contestant on the show, please hit up ParisBFF.com for more information.
damn, look at that grip...you'd think her life depends on it or something haha
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omg,she looks really old
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her head is shaped like a square box haha god, i hate this chick
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Ummm? We've already seen her technique. She looks more like her mother everyday!
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she needs to change that ugly hairstyle already.
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fugly slut...what a waste of space.
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looks 40
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those shoes are ugly, it looks like she's wearing sandals with navy men socks.
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lol dat's one uuuuugggglly lookin bitch
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wow, she looks like 40 here.
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I know I'm late to the game, but I just saw an excerpt of her sex tape, which I didn't even finish watching. For someone who supposedly fucks a lot, she has got to be one of the most boring lays around.
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ok if this WASNT in LA id go and try out....i think Paris is kinda hot with her Left Eye covered....but there is NO WAY id ever touch her.
but either way, id go try out...LMAO imagine me going to that....talk about the exact oppistie of hilton...id get laughed at
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Whose penis is actually long enough to do the double handed death grip?
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#14- My bf, with more to spare.
Anyhoo, how desperate is she to make friends? Now that no one in hollywood wants anything to do with her skank ass.
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I'm going for "a total bust." I think she officially jumped the shark with "The Hottie and the Nottie."
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bitch is aging by the second..i guess thats what happens when u take too many shots to the face.
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she is looking old all fast and all the sudden cuz now she is getting older...all the partying til the mornings is taking its toll.
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wo0w shes getting uglier and uglier everyday...
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in defense of her jaw getting bigger....if youve seen One Night In...if EVERY GUY she takes in her mouth is THAT BIG....uh, yeah, of course her jaw is gonna be expanding....
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