Pamela Anderson Is A MILF On Implant Crack
Monday, February 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Pamela Anderson knows that her face has little to offer to her horny fans, so she's using the nuclear, shock & awe option in an attempt to get attention @ various events. Her main strategy involves stuffing her gigantic (I don't know if that's the right word) knockers into clothing more fit for Eva Longwhoria size women & then proceeding to camera whore herself to hungry photographers looking for slutty juice.
If you think about it, Pamela does have a point, though. Just looking @ her face reveals the pain of an aging hottie. I mean, this woman was easily one of the most wanked-to females in the western world a few years back & now she has been reduced to a scary face & two XXX-Large bags of silicone. Yummy.
Here are a few pics from a recent celebrity whoring event thrown by MAC.
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You just made my penis cry.
Happy?
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lol, in some of the pics it looks like the tip of her nose is melting and drooping down...... time to visit the "fix-it man" again?
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At least her dress didn't burst open; I think that'd be just about Defcon 3.
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The amazing thing is that her implants have stretched her skin to the airbrushed quality in magazines.
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Oh my. Am I the only one that sees something not right about her cleavage? If she has boobs THAT big, her necklace should not be resting ON her cleavage, but IN. That's so gross. She looks so different now from when she first started out...she actually looked normal. Now she just looks trashy and fake.
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nightmare time...spanks tons for the images to haunt my fuckin sleep with
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she was very pretty back in the day
http://www.celebritysun.com/StarPics/PamelaAnderson/PamelaAnderson04.htm...
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And this was just all figured out..I couldn't figure it out ten years ago when every guy was on pole alert over this tramp. Skeezy. Hep C anyone?
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Would you like me to write for your site? You come up with the easiest, most boring jokes possible. Put your head between her boobs! How many men have thought of that? Umm, let's see, 100% of straight men have thought of doing that to some woman, at some point in time on Earth. Every piece of crap that you write on a photo is just playing it safe. On the level of Poop jokes. Take a risk and write something completely different then anyone else. Something that comes out of nowhere. That is a good joke
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Pam's the best thing that's come from Canada. Now it's Tool Time!!! C-ya
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