Overrated (Yes, Another): Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst: I have no idea how this chick made it into a blockbuster like Spiderman. I'm pretty sure she slept her way into it---and it must have been everyone from the producer to the director to the bloody lighting guy.

Her lifetime earnings are completely skewed w/ Spiderman, as well. Box Office Mojo lists her earnings as $1.3bil, but w/out Spiderman it sits around $591k.

Just take Wimbledon for example. It took around $31mil to produce Wimbledon (that doesn't include marketing, mind you), but it earned only $17mil in domestic sales!

So yeah, maybe the dudes who accept her sexual invitations put a heavy duty brown bag over Kirsten's head before they partake in crazy-whored-out sex, but it still can't be that good, right?!. I'm thinking Ms. Dunst must have something really special in between those legs of hers.


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Sung-Hi Lee in 1998 is also hotter than Kirsten Dunst.

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 2:57pm
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Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman had one memorable scene in the rain. The boobs looked nice. Outside of that.....oh yeah, she was really hot in "Interview With A Vampire"....outside of THAT.....she is over-rated.

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 3:06pm
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She must have something special between her legs to land a hottie like Jake! I could look at him all day long! He's YUMMY!

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 4:22pm
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Uhm... i think she looks really good...

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 8:50pm
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Her teeth are the opposite of those fake white teeth you posted awhile back. Her teeth need massive dental work so that they don't look so repulsive! They're little and funny looking.

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 12:19am
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she grosses me out to the point of considering heterosexuality.

her teeth look like chiclets... she has the second most oddly shaped body (kim stewart takes the cake on that one, unfortunately)... her boobs resembles slightly ripened bananas... and she honestly thinks she's hot.

i want some of whatever she's smoking.

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 8:45am
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this girl has always annoyed me and I never understood people that found her hot

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 10:24am
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she is a nasty, scrawny troll. her voice is even incredibly annoying, so when she is acting i am always aware that its acting & it ruins the entire movie. its kind of like katie holmes baby voice. its not endearing, its annoying. she is just another homely, tall, skinny blond that somehow slipped through the cracks...kind of like cameron diaz. they must have superior blowjob techniques. troll's chicklet teeth maybe add something.

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 10:46am
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She's adorable. That's what happens when people dont have plastic surgery in Hollywood these days....everyone bashes their cute and quirky imperfections... I think its refreshing and I respect her.

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 10:59am
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Amy: I totally agree. I don't like plastic surgery, i think it should be used on malformed and badly injured people to restore their looks, but i think that in most cases when good looking people use it to "enhance" their looks, they come out looking worse.

Friday, July 15th, 2005 @ 12:13pm
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Ahhhhhhh !!!! I totally agree that Kirsten Duntz is overatteded. Honestly I have no idea how any1 could like her physically. She's not hot. Personality wise i think she's ok, but overated mite not be the rite word for her. I could list a 100 other ppl that i think could be better lookin then her

Sunday, July 17th, 2005 @ 11:16am
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I think she was hot in the Virgin Suicides. Young, untainted, and suicidal? Now thats hot.

Monday, October 3rd, 2005 @ 7:11pm
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She's boring and unattractive.

Monday, October 3rd, 2005 @ 11:10pm
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I like her as an actress. but she isn't pretty. She looked so plain when she wore that black dress in Elizabethtown. It's like they just put her hair up and had her wear a a dress, with no makeup or effort on her hair at all. I like her as an actress only though. I thought she played out the roles well.

Saturday, October 15th, 2005 @ 12:15am
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Oh dear--can you delete most of these things, please? It's offensive to me. I have liked Kirsten Dunst since "Interview with a Vampire," in which she was a pre-teen. The movie was dedicated to my "idol," River Phoenix. I have seen that one several times, mainly because of that. My sobriety date is November 15, 1993, which is the day they signed his autopsy, exactly, so he and other ancestors "saved" me, including my grandmother, Leopoldina Janacek Taube, whose Name Day it was and who was indirectly named for Saint Leopold, who had a vision of the Virgin Mary. He had the Stift Klosterneuburg, a monastery, built to Her, outside Vienna, Austria, near where I started drinking at age 12, on my last visit with my parents in 1973. It's the Founder's Day of the monastery. It is also Shauna Redford's actual birthday--this year, she will turn 45! She's Robert's oldest child with his ex-wife, Lola Van Wagenen. He's an alcoholic, too, in case you are wondering, also sober, presumably.
No subject is "sacred" for you here, though, hardly, so I am "hesitant" to write this here. I posted a lot of poetry I wrote for Riv, last year, when his spirit lifted the worst of a depression that was suicidal for me, as his nephew, Indiana August Affleck, was being born to his sister Summer and Casey, and also some I wrote for Joaquin, after he entered rehab this spring, at a page "making fun" of Keanu's off-screen look, saying it was a "Halloween" costume--and Riv OD'ed Halloween, 1993. My postings were mostly "made fun" of, there, and Moelicious, in his one attempt at being serious, referred me to apage on Leo Tolstoy.
FYI, River was to be in "Vampire," too, before his OD, and Christian Slater "took over" for him in it, as the interviewer. Anne Rice wanted him to play Lestat, though.
I, frankly, have been "disturbed" at the sexual exploitation of Kirsten Dunst, as she grew up, on-screen, and the uncaring remarks here, only "add" to that, so please stop it!
Sincerely,
Vivian Taube :)

Saturday, October 15th, 2005 @ 2:27am
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Vivian, who let you out of the cell?

Sunday, November 6th, 2005 @ 11:43am
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Never fancied KD. She has a mean unpleasant looking face. I hate those thin lips and those crooked teeth. Definitely not a star material, just got lucky. To think Orlando Bloom got together with her... KD is no Kate Bosworth.

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 @ 9:48pm
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GOOD LORD, IS SHE UGLY!!!! SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:33am
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sigh..give the woman some credit on her acting at least!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 11:11pm
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this pebble toothed goblin-look alike kills it for me. i can't give her props for acting because i am so utterly distracted by her looks that i can't bear to watch anything with her in it.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 1:22am
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You people have nothing better to do then talk about celebrities.....well they're doing more then you are right now. And shes not overrated never. Shes seems to have a subtle acting career.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 12:13am
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How dare you defend Dr. Sunken Tits. You anonymous bitches have nothing better to do than criticize people who have nothing better to do than criticize other people. Turds

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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Listen jackoff, Im sure the most beautiful thing you've ever kissed is a snaut nosed cockroach or maybe a rat faced boy. SkANK like you is easily exposed for what you are
a wannabe poser who just hates those who have made it to where you can't and probably never will. Ya thats right you don't have the courage or the talent to ante up yourself so you attack those who do and who have made it. Miscrients like you come a dime a dozen down at the seven eleven. oops sorry for telling it like it is.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 8:33pm
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mark smith-
Learn how to spell. And please stop kissing these fake, stuck-up celeb's asses. They wouldn't even give you the time of day, or even spit on you if you were on fire, so stop defending them. Also, FYI, just because someone isn't famous doesn't mean that they aren't doing something important or useful with their lives. In fact, I would bet that EVERYONE here (except maybe you) is doing a lot more important things with their lives than badly acting in crappy movies and making loads of money that they don't need or deserve. Even janitors are more useful to society than these "actors" because they are at least doing something that needs to be done, and that is helping other people. Oh yeah, making movies is SOOO important, god knows we need another remake of some dumb movie that sucked the first time around, or another sequel! Maybe you can get a job as Kirsten's ass licker, at least she might look clean for once.

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 1:20am
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WORD! Sarinaamanda, you're my hero!

Celebs are meant to be criticized..hell! that's how they remain employed, moron! we as critics determine whether they suck or not and Kirsten would've catapulted as a great actress and may have won an Oscar if she had portrayed Gollum in LOTR trilogy.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 4:34pm
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Awesome body, Beautiful face. Just as good as any other young actress out there.
Some of you sound like you wish you were in here position.
She is funny, rich,beautiful, cute and famous...get over it
you are not gonna change any of that.

Saturday, July 1st, 2006 @ 1:58am
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uhhh...hot in interview with a vampire...?how old was she,9???????

fucking pedophile

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:25pm
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Kirsten Dunst is fUGLY!!!she alway's be talkin about somebody but she can't beat nobody!

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 10:48pm
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What is going on here? I don't understand how people have time to be so hateful to someone they don't even know. Isn't life too short for all the negativity. Kirsten Dunst is a young, cute woman who has been lucky, yes that is true, but does not deserve the kind of cruelty that she is receiving here. The bottom line is that she represents a real girl, not a model, not a overly smoothed photoshoped movie star but a real girl. She is cast in films as a representative of all of us real girls out here in the real world with real flaws and I would think that most people would be happy to see that since we are the majority in this world. Not the perfect but the charmingly imperfect.

Sunday, February 11th, 2007 @ 11:19pm
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i think that she is REALLY ugly.
And her teeth aren't even.
Thin lips.
Normal, boring eyes.
normal, boring nose.
She just looks boring and weird, that weird smile, like a strut. Squashed thin lips, maybe she's trying not to reveal her ugly teeth?
And she cannot act.
I'll never understand how she got into a business where beauty matters so much.
She's bound to have skills in bed, otherwise no one would give a shit about her.
I don't really like her, though she is nice and quiet, she isn't sympathic.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 6:47pm
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Kirsten Dunst, Errgh ,she is so fuckin ugly, she completely ruined Spiderman. I can't believe they couldn't get a hot chick to do that part. When she acts, it's like she is drunk. It is so annoying. Very boring/ pale /snaggletooth/ ginger minge actress, maybe she should spend some of that money on at least trying to look pretty

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 9:54pm
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Yeah, Kirsten Dunst always looked to me like one of those Babushka faced Russian village women who are usually wearing a headscarf only obviously younger. I just don't get why people think she is pretty. They could have gotten a billion other actresses to be Mary Jane in Spiderman, and as a matter of fact it was Goldie Hawn's daughter, whatsherface.....Kate Hudson, who actually got the role but she dropped out to do Four Feathers...hahahah, way to go dumbitch. You could've had a massive part in a really great series of movies instead of the retarded romantic regurgitated comedies you are doing now.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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SHE IS CUTE.THATS ENOUGH!!!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 11:10pm
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PLEAAASSEEE tell me...WHO!!?? WHO!!?? finds this repulsive specimin of a mexican hairless dog attractive??!! for crying out loud she almost singlefacedly killed the spiderman series!!!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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You people are totally crazy, Kirsten Dunst is beautiful! I've seen tons of her pictures, even close un-photoshopped ones and she is gorgeous. She doesn't have the huge lips, fake porcelain tooth with fake white color teeth and make up beyond the level of recognition, but she is right, cause she totally doesn't need it. She looks natural AND gorgeous. And UGH, Kate Hudson as Mary jane? KAte Hudson is annoying, doesn't found better jobs than romantic comedies and is tit-less. yes you heard me: tit-less- We all know that. She also doesn't have waist, hips or decent legs, BUT Kirsten jas all that, she has a great body, she is just not showing it around. Another "bad" thing about kirsten is her paleness. WHITE blue-eyed people with blonde hair like her, are fucking pale. ALmost ghostly pale . Deal with it.She looks gorgeous with her natural skin color. She is gorgeous , cute and sexy, it's how it is, don't be pathetic, because celebrities are not there to be criticized unjustifiedly. We can criticize awful and disgusting acting jobs or clothes choices, but just for bashing, is sick.

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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Kirsten Dunst is FUGLY. Anyone who thinks she is not ugly, is seriously demented and probably FUGLY themselves. How a hideous creature like her ever made it to Hollywood defies all decency and logic. She has an odd shaped head, vampire like teeth and a gross voice. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her other than her blonde hair and that's not saying much. Ellen Degeneres has blonde hair for cripes.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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By the way, the last post before mine by Lila.... Lila is probably fat, ugly and insecure. Girls always try and come to the defense of ugly girls. Guys call it the way it is. You have things mixed up Lila. You consider Kirsten Dunst beautiful because she is real and natural. We aren't talking about inner beauty . We are talking about straight out attractiveness, sheer looks. No one will doubt that Kirsten Dunst has the 'girl next door looks' but that isn't saying much. In fact, that is saying that aren't very good looking, very ordinary in fact (below ordinary if you ask me). Do a poll on who is more attractive, Kate Hudson and Kirsten Dunst. 9 out 10 times the guys will pick Kate Hudson while maybe half of all girls will pick Kirsten Dunst because they think she is probably a nicer person or is more 'real'. Kate Hudson annoying? Hmmm...that's why she stars in so many romantic comedies which are watched by who? Girls. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Kirsten Dunst may be more 'real' than Kate Hudson, but who cares? She is still a mutt.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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Speaking of Kirsten being 'real'. Here is the 'real' Kirsten Dunst:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/kirsten_dunst_cuts_in_line.php

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 1:16pm
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i think she's rather disgusting-looking than ugly...other than that she's avarege looking what means she's not pretty but neither horribly ugly.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 8:30am
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You always manage to find the absolute worst photos of her. And hey, maybe they cast her in Spiderman because she's actually a good actress...

Monday, August 20th, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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This is too much... way too much shit-talking about such a natural and great actress. Me and every other fans out there are aprechiating her for the woman she is, and by that I mean everything about her; those faboulus unique teeth of her (wich makes her smile even more beautiful), her great bonestructure, her way beyond common beauty. Really, she has that special and unique look u just can´t stop looking at. Besides, how many actresses still looks beautiful without weearing makeup? she pulls it off, and that´s great about her. And the thing is; Kirsten don´t care what people think of her. She dresses the way she wants and do whatever she wants. That´s not a crime, folks. Cause u do whatever the f**k u want to and look like u do, but the difference is that nobody takes these horrible pics of u (I´m sure many of u who talks shit here are´nt even close to her beauty). And one more thing; She´s not overrated. I would say she´s more underrated...But I guess her talentness will show even more in the future cause in my opinion, her greatness just started. I loved Kirsten in the last two spiderman movies (2 & 3), but mostly I love her for the spectacular portrait as Marie Antoinette.
So I´d say no, people... this is just the beginning for miss Dunst in her career, either u like it or not. Just sit back, relax and enjoy it. Or otherwise shut up, cause u would´ve never made it as far as she has.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:09am
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hey tsarinaamanda, are u depressed or what? Of course there are people who do important things in life, and that terrific. And that´s their job cause they´ve chosen it. So has Kirsten, Kate Winslet, Kate Hudson and everybody else who chose it for a living. The filmindustry is good marketing for different things. But that´s not my point. What I want to say is that we all need some escape-from-reality-moments, either we´re reading books, watching movies, travelling, or whatever... It´s good to take a break from reality sometimes. And just to look at beautiful actresses or actors is not bad..
why don´t u people critizise those plastic-fantastic actresses instead of herrassing a talented, natural beauty as Kirsten? Whatever did she do to deserve this...She´s just being her, and WHO CAN BLAME SOMEONE FOR BEING HERSELF??

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:31am
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I don't think that Kirsten is overrated. Overrated is a word better suited for girls that aren't that hot, but somehow still attract a ton of guys. The aforementioned Anna Kournikova, who has tons of calendars and shit out even though she's not really that amazingly sexy, is overrated.

Kirsten Dunst is not overrated. I say this because no guy thinks she's hot. It's true. She snaked her way into Hollywood somehow, and nobody can really explain it.

If anyone cares to argue, namely anyone who actually thinks that Kirsten Dunst is hot, please do. I'll just warn you beforehand, though... chances are I'll be calling you a faggot.

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 4:27pm
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this could be the most boring unfunny thread on this entire website

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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uhhh...hot in interview with a vampire...?how old was she,9???????

fucking pedophile...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:26pm
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Tammy!!!!!! I missed you!!! My boyfriend says that Kirsten has a "charlie brown" head...like a roung balloon about to pop. Marky D is right...I don't know ANY guy who would say she's hot...she's a bit of a snaggle tooth too.

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 4:55pm
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lowercase j. is not the same as J

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 4:55pm
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to J....wasn't she a little kid in "interview..." are you a pedophile? I think she was 10 or something! Gross!

Thursday, July 14th, 2005 @ 4:56pm
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A nice Big glop of fresh cum in each eye would really make her look at least decent.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 1:16pm
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