November 2005 Esquire Mag: Jessica Alba's Many Faces
Thursday, October 13th, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand

For being so damn hot, J Alba takes a lot of shit from random people.
These overly jealous individuals have called her a Hollywood whore. Others have said she has no class or standards when choosing her men (damn you, Cash Warren!!). Still others think she cannot act if her life depended on it, but no one, in their right mind, has had the balls to call her ugly or unwankable (I bet some bastard will do just that in the comments below).
In a testament to J Alba's shear beauty, her latest spread in Esquire is pretty creative & a very good excuse to capture J's hotness in her prime.
Check it!












Wow. She is gorgeous. No getting around that. No siree.
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She's looking more and more like Molly Ringwald, to me.
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Ah, the art of air brushing. Sorry man, can't convince me that those are her real tits. She has a nice rack, but they are not that big. And she has a large gap between her legs. wassup with that? I prefer her au-natural.
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Tatse in men? Are you nuts? She's openly lesbian.
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She looks good. The MM type pic is not at all flattering though.
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Sorry, don't like her and never will. DEAD FISH EYES!
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ooooooooooh i found a flaw, i found a flaw!! The gap between her thighs is a bit too wide...Lol!! What a slut!! A hot, beautiful, droolworthy slut though :P
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She's very beautiful, and she does good acting for the mainstream type of movies she is cast in. She even did a good job in Sin City giving her character a little depth and extra personality. Anyway, though I am not big on Hollywood stars and their personalities, she seems like the type of actress I could actually carry on a normal conversation with. She has natural beauty and seems classy, so I give her points for that. There are probably only a handful of naturally beautiful, somewhat talented women in Hollywood today, so haters should approach this one with minimal ammo. :)
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so she's got boobs and a little space between her thighs, even if the boobs are fake and the space is kinda creepy to some of you, she is still the picture of beauty. The only problem is that in all of the pictures (and for this i blame the photoshop guy), the space between her eyebrows and eyes is way too dark.
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She looks wayyyy better natual, with no make up, around other people. Whats with the 1st pic and her blue eyes? Dont like it.
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She's hot..I still remember seeing her in "Spunks" a very old kid movie..when I was younger. But...seeing her in so many movies and everywhere, she's starting to become old.
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Jessica is stunning. She needs to get those freaky looking blue contacts or whatever out of her eyes though. Let her soft beautiful natural brown eyes show. She could give the blue contacts to Paris to cover up her brown eyes; you know she will get a lot of use out of them. Paris thinks, *Oh heaven forbid someone may see me with my real brown eye color.* If I was PH, I would worry more about my odd looking eagle nose.
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I like page 3 a lot but I dont really know why. Something about Jessica on her hands and knees in an office getting the mail like a dog.
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I cant see how anyone can say this girl isnt beautiful either. Makes me want to switch sides.
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Daeneyrs -- I'd have to agree with you wholeheartedly. Sexxxy bitch!
Although I firmly believe every woman in the world is two drinks away from becoming a lesbian.
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I disagree with that 2 drinks from lesbianism theory. I'm extremely female and have gotten incredibly hammered a couple times and females tried hitting on me. I bailed out each time after a single lesbo kiss -- my body recoiled in disgust even though each of the women was attractive. I was so schnockered that walking was a distinct challenge and yet my libido said "nooooo way, not sexy, I'll puke first!" That 2 drinks theory is bogus! I had at least a dozen and couldn't do the deed.
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*paris hiltons nose is fine… geez*
I am so sorry, you are right. What could I have been thinking? Her nose is "fine."
If you happen to be a bald eagle.
Note: Jessica Alba on the other hand is perfect. Nose and all.
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I dunno. How can someone say a foul mouthed (she swears a TON...read any of her interviews that aren't on mainstream tv or in a PG magazine), ex-bulemic (self proposed) who has slept with everyone and their mother is attractive? On top of that, she can't even embrace her own beauty. She resents it because it typecasts her into sexist roles. Get over it --- if you weren't in those roles you wouldn't be doing ANY acting. Acting, which in my opinion, is BAAAD. Did anyone see "Honey"? Or "Into the Blue"? Or ANY of her movies, for that matter?
Sorry dudes....I ain't diggin the hoe bag.
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For the life of me, I don't understand where all this sudden media obsession with her comes from??!
She must've sucked some serious cockonut to have gotten the exposure she now has :-\
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Too beautiful for words.
I haven't seen much of her movies,I thought she was good in Sin City though.
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she's definitely beautiful.
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Jessica Alba is pretty average, in fact she is BORING! Her name is a bore, personality a bore! There is nothing special about her. Paris has got it going on, her name says it all!
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alba is a pretty girl & for that reason they need to ease up on the airbrushing. damn, she looks like a cartoon character in some of those pics. if they are all as beautiful & perfect as they would like for us to believe i would love to see celebrities in magazine photos without all the airbrushing.
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I agree with the dude who said she's a bad actress, i mean even she admitted to getting cast only because she's hot. But that whole lesbian story, i think that's just someone's wishfull thinking, do you really think a woman like her is homosexual, or bisexual, or anything other than just plain SEXUAL. I think not dudes.
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hate the bitch. but my x loves her. she wouldnt care 4 him either... i fel bad for her... she must feel gross having people wck off onto her lovely photos.... hope the money is worth it,, of course it is shes a piece of meat... or at leasst thats all she portrayes.. ahhh hhuuhh holla back!
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Absolutely Gorgeous!
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Yea.. She is definately one of the most gorgeous gals in Hollywood but unfortunately not such an awesome actress... Care to consider porn, Jess??
Peace and God bless
Dee
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Geese these pictures are airbrushed to the shit house...they could make anyone look good. She still looks good thou...besides the last one, I see a huge resemblance between her and horse face Hillary Duff
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What can i say? Shes fuckin hot, a good actress. But i dont like her ass. Its to small, dont you think? Well i think she played a good role in Sin City.
Im fuckin jealous of him Cash, how he got her is still a mystery to me..
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she looks better when shes natural
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She is very attractive. Which is why she did not need the trout pout look(collagen) and the obvious nosejob. She was and still is beautiful though.
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Very classy and lovely photos!
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I have to add...she needs to be in a James Bond 007 movie! :)
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Jessica alba's boobs r naurally small they made her tits look bigger and better and she looks ugly and weird in that picture!
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hate her as a blonde
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hate her
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i think she is really cute. i liked her better as a brunette cuz people told me i looked like her
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Jessica's tits are naturally small? WTF! Try watching Idle Hands and THEN say she's carrying no breast meat!
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Beautiful but makes a horrible Marilyn. Looks like they used a wig from the Donald Trump collection for that shot.
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Where are the pictures of Jessica Alba?
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when did she suddenly get boobs? kinda weird don't ya think.
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Jessica Alba = GORGEOUS! Paris-site Hilton eat you heart out you ugly bird nosed dog. Jessica is what a REAL model/actress is supposed to look like.
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She is gorgeous! There is no way anyone can say that she's not.
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paris hiltons nose is fine... geez
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That's the Ursula Andress bikini from James Bond's Thunderball. Now if only we could get Sean Connery back as Bond. Good taste, I agree on this one.
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And the Marilyn picture makes her look horsey-faced, too. That picture just needs to disappear.
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