The poster-child of why plastic surgery is BAD.

NIPPLE ALERT!!! SECOND PICTURE.

Her tits look awful.

she looks like amanda leoporne's daugheter
if that were possible

She has mad cash and hot friends. I'd fuck those tits for a piece of the pie.

She looks terrible. Horse face, bad boob job, ugly dress. All of Daddy's money could never make Tori more than a useless ugly has been. That being said...I'd fuck her for 1 million dollars. And a bottle of Grey Goose.

Grey Goose first.

So I'm bored today and clicked on the link to watch the preview of this new show...It's not my type of humor but you have to give the girl props for making fun of reality tv in general, of herself, her entire family and best of all...Paris Hilton. I don't think alot of celebrities would do that. Yes she's ugly and I am not a fan by any means but it seems like it's an alright show. I doubt I'll ever watch it though.

I never thought she was pretty. her husband to be is a lucky SOB though. Even though he has to lick her crotch the upside is he never has to work again, and that almost makes it worth it, almost.

pretty nice rack.

How come no one has told this girl that her boobs are disfigured and if she knows, why with all that money has she not had them fixed, especially the one on her left!

I never found her pretty.
she reminds me of kimberly stewart.

She's so fucking UGLY!

I went to school with a guy who thought she was the hottest of the girls on 90210. I figured it was her innocent character he liked. Who knows to each their own. At least she has nice feet.

I think all of you people are weird, she's obviously the most beautiful woman on the planet.

She laughs trillingly, and beautifully. Her facial proboscis is a monument to Hollywood beauty. Her lips are wrapped gently around teeth that shine brighter than a flickering television in a dark room.

I personally think, that if she was any more ridiculously beautiful, I'd have to bow down in her radiant goddess-liness.

I want to write poetry that describes the way I truly feel. But, alas, I cannot. I can only use one word to describe how I feel:

Giddy-up!

jew broads rock... she can get the cock!

sometimes she doesn't look so bad... this is NOT one of those times.

Top Snap on Page 5: Swett-TAY...Tit-TAY

How do you guys get away with using Frank Zappa's eyes as an icon for your site?

Lazy ass opportunists

I thought those were jim croche's eyes
I'm never coming back to this site again
you bastards tricked me!

Are you kidding me she's only famous because of her dad some famous people should just keep there ugly offspring hidden and she is definately one of them. She has the most longest, ugliest face ever I dont care how nice she pretends to be this is definately one ugly ass bitch.

it look like she is a spoil ugly biatch

I want Tori to take off her purple sash and softly whip my ass with it.
Mr Bastardly, could you make that happen?

Looks like a good ride ta' me:) Must you be such Bastardish people? Even if she were homeless she has most of us by the balls and we know it! Unbag thy bitch and I'll fuckith' yon hairy snatch:)

yo yo..interesting site....do something different other than the brown bag. Poor Horsehead...
daddy might not have left with her jack, she is selling jewelry on QVC!! and has a bomb as
a B & B

you know, i dont think id have much of an issue sinking my dick between those tits.

i saw the commercial, and this show doesnt look half bad, not that ill be watching it.

what do you mean, "get away?"

you make it sound so malicious...

she is a beautiful women and mother, u people are jealous