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Yumm.

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 11:31am
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she has a nice ass....
for a talentless whore!

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 11:34am
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One of the best Alba pics of all time. She's so waiting for someone to nail her... and Cash Warren's gonna do it... what a depressing thought

Kristin Kreuk for #1! (Can we get a campaign poster for her up?) :)

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 11:42am
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LOL HEY!!! everyones trying to bite off my Campaign techniques now!!! oh man, TOO funny....

as for the thread....

HEY LOOK!!! its the extent of Jessucka's Talent!!!

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 11:54am
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Hey Jackson, you should have said who sent that to you!

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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My bad, Bastardly Lady of the Day - Pamela actually sent me this picture... and fellas, it's just a picture...don't start poking at your computer screen.

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 1:41pm
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One of the nicest asses out there........and the whore knows it. She has her ass up in the camera in half of her photos.

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 2:19pm
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once again, mccracken you said it :) as well as john :)
i like my ass WAAAAY more than hers-- its ok to be proud of your bod, im really proud of mine!!! ;)
but sorry, her ass isnt any version of "heaven" try the kurnikova girl!!!!

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 3:00pm
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The ass is fine, but the toe's where it's at.

Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 3:04am
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ugh, the "extent of jeesuka's talant"

Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 2:55pm
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great pic. i'm actually not typing with my fingers right now. i agree kelvin the toe is the real show.

Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 6:49pm
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she's damn hot, phillipe ur right

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 1:31am
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You're right. These girls put alba's ass to shame.

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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Luv them all, YAYYY>>>>>

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 10:43am
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please enuf of this overrated foul turd covered in glitter.
she aint my fuckin #1 that fo sho!!!!!! fat, stupid, worthless and OVERRATED---- check it

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2005/10/is_jessica_alba_overrated.h...

PS Phillipe, yeah, all dem asses are finer than slobba's
cut and paste the above, the blue wont go thru all the way just do it.

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 6:03pm
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i still think my ass is hotter ;)
no jealousy here, i know im sexy!! ;)
much love to moelicious and my personal fave MCCRACKEN!!!! i wish i could email you!!!

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 6:16pm
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philippe, are you kidding me? thai girls in general have asses as flat as pancakes. most of the links you've posted verifies this. but still, they're undoubtedly hot in their own way.

as for ms. alba's ass, uh, well, nothing special.

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 1:33am
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Her freakin' ass is a little better than her face! eewwww....LOL

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 @ 10:00am
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ASS HEAVEN, MORE LIKE ASS HELL!!!!! SHE POSES LIKE THAT AND THEN SUES PLAYBOY? PHILIP, DAN AND MATT, ALBATROSS'S ASS IS JUST A DIRTY HOLE THATS BEEN POKED TOO MUCH BY ALL THE PPLE SHE NEEDED TO LAND A ROLE IN THEIR MOVIES OR WHATEVA. TALENTLESS, YES! UGLY! YES! NICE ASS? NEVA!!! JOLIE AND ELECTRA HAVE MY VOTE AS #1 ALWAYS!!! JESSI-SKUM, ID ONLY PAY TO SEE HER IF SHE WAS DEAD ON THE FUCKIN STREET, AFTER A MAJOR GANGBANG SESH. SHED ENJOY IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH!!!!! I WOULDNT PUT MY PECKER NEAR HER, I DONT NEED A FUCKIN STD!!!!!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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[...] Yes yes y’all.. Jessica Alba and her ass heaven comes in at #2 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006! So for FHM Jessica Alba ranks at #3…and The Bastardly ranks her #2. You can’t deny consistency there… and that only leaves one spot left and you know who that’s going to be…. [...]

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 12:05am
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No I don't. But at least that whiny so-and-so Lemure is annoyed.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 2:37am
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FOR FUCKS SAKE GET THE FUCK OVER THAT UGLY DUMB COW EYED FATTY WITH A THYROID PROBLEM!!! LOL I WOULD LOVE IT IF SHE SAW THE SHIT I SAY ABOUT HER FAT CELLULITE RIDDEN THIGHS AND UGLY ASS
I REALLY WOULD PAY TO SEE HER KILLED, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY TO WIPE THAT ANNOYING 'IM BETTER THAN YOU' SHIT EATIN GRIN SHE SPORTS

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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She thinks she's the hottest thing in all of Holly Wood but I can't think of one good movie she's done, she is definately overated and her behavior is going to destroy her shes not classy she's skanky with a long face and big ugly fish lips. And Vito you are so hilarious you always make my day.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 7:16pm
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THANK YOU SHAY! AS ALWAYS I HATE THAT FAT CUNT. YOU KNOW SHE GOTTA SMELL LIKE OLD SEWAGE WRAPPED UP IN A SOILED TAMPON WITH SPOILED MILK AND HER FEET ARE SO NASTY AND HUGE! IM SAYIN IT AGAIN: GIRLS WITH BIG FEET=HUGE PUSSY HOLE!!!!!!!!! GOT IT YOU FUCKIN PATHETIC SLOBBA ALBATROSS LOOSERS?? GO AHEAD AND FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING AN PUG FUGLY STINKY BITCH SPREADING HER FAT CELLULITE-RIDDLED THIGHS SO YOU CAN SEE HER KIDNEYS AND THEN PUT YOUR DICK IN HER FUCKING HALLWAY. CAN WE SAY MEAT CURTIANS?! HER PUSSYS SO FUCKIN HUGE SHES GIVIN APU'S WIFE (SIMPSONS) A RUN FOR HER MONEY!!! 8 KIDS CAME OUT OF APU'S WIFE'S TWAT! I THINK SLOBBA'S CUNT COULD EASILY FIT A THANKSGIVING TURKEY AND A 747 IN THERE WITH SOME ROOM TO SPARE FOR A BOWLING BALL.
YOU DONT LIKE MY OPINOIN? SUCK IT BITCH

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 4:21pm
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JEALOUS STOP BEING A TEASE AND POST A PIC OF YOUR ASS PLEAZZZZEEEE!!!

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:09pm
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PLEASE?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 12:07pm
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vito keep asking her, she'll melt some time, man!!! ill still take the pics too!!
albatross is gross. enough of her fat dimply ass!!!!

Saturday, May 27th, 2006 @ 4:07pm
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ew. looks liek a shit colored mexican ass to me. i hear she reeks to high heavens. recently her ass has become a flat shit colored mexican ass. ewww. someone put the stench mexican ass away.

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 @ 11:31pm
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[...] If you pay close attention, you will experience Alba Ass Heaven. ‘Nuff said. [...]

Saturday, December 30th, 2006 @ 8:33pm
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ha! thanks! you're awesome!

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 2:20pm
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What a skinny arsed cheap slut she is.

Friday, April 14th, 2006 @ 3:01pm
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Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 6:42pm
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ass-king??????????

i'd say she is the 'Ass-Queen'

(shut your festering holes bitch-tits, i know its meant to be 'asking' your just such a fucking dildo i had to spell it out for you)

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 2:08am
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wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:59am
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nice ass

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:44am
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