Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pics in Malibu

Sheridan desperate for a man
Nicollette Sheridan has offered her 'Desperate Housewives' co-stars $1 000 to find her a man.

"They are all desperately going through their phone books because they all want to win the prize!"

The source added to National Enquirer magazine: "Nicollette has told the girls, 'Make sure there are no losers, wimps, married men or playboys!' " Source

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damn she looks fit

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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I can't believe what I am seeing here... this woman is like 50 years old! (Goes and throws up lunch, hops on treadmill)

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:15pm
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Ok enuff. You are perfect, stop puking!

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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lol

I was kidding. No puking here. Gym only.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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Good girl. God don't like anyone messing with his perfection.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:43pm
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Holy shit! What an ass on that momma!

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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Sizziling hot!!

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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She looks great for her age, and consider that she will let you do the proverbial "whatever you want" to her body.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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She looks insane for her age

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:46pm
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She must have given the devil some blowjob to have a body like that at that age. God bless her.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Umm I don't think GOd blesses those who suck the devils dick for vanity's sake.

Or am I a tad bit provincial??

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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God loves us all. He even loves women that give the devil oral pleasure to have a perfect ass like that. lol

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 @ 9:38am
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She must be a real bitch if she needs help from her friends to find a man. With that kind of body she should be beating them off with a stick.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Holey Crap that is a tight mid-section! YEOW!

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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The plastic surgeon who perfects the procedure to reverse the signs of aging hands will be a billionaire many times over.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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That's a hot body. Perfect, flat stomach, nice waist, nice hips...

I hope to look half as good at her age.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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Hummmm...I'll just keep quiet.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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Hot body but...

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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LOOK at her @ss! I mean seriously, take a good look at it! Is that even possible? At some point, gravity must intervene!.... right??

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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LOOK at her @ss! I mean seriously, take a good look at it! Is that even possible? At some point, gravity must intervene!.... right??

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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That ass is a piece of perfection. I would gladly let this woman be Stiffler's Mom for me.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 7:31pm
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Bad implants... but other than that, pretty nice.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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This woman is geneticaly blessed. Respex. No plastic surgery and personal trainers can have you looking THIS good at that age. Has she ever had kids? Anyone know?

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 9:24pm
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HOLY SHIT - She looks F'n HOT!!!!!!!!!
I have to go now, I'm gonna rub one out, I just don't know which Pic to use..........................maybe I'll rub a couple out to 2 or 3 of them

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 9:24pm
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$1,000????? Don't those hookers on Desperate Housewives make more than that just for farting on the show? No wonder Bolton left her.

upskt.com

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 11:29pm
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Damn, now I'm almost speechless. She is the only legitimately hot over 40 woman in Hollywood I've seen. All the rest of them they have to prop up, like Demi Moore and Halle Berry, but she's hotter than most 22 year olds.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 @ 11:44pm
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She's in better shape than I am.

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 @ 6:28am
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What a beautiful waist!!!

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 @ 2:45pm
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she has a perfect body.yes the boobs are fake,maybe something else in her face... but the body WOW

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 @ 5:30am
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She doesn't have any kids... maybe that's the secrect... She once said that her body started to improve when she became vegetarian... if is for that... I'll stop eating meat right now!!!

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 @ 11:00am
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