I'll admit I watch food TV but Rachel doesn't do anything for me. It looks like she has put on some weight since the FHM photos and her ass is getting big. Giada likes showing off her cleavage and comes acrossed very sexy. I'd let her D-bone my chicken leg anyday.

Both are hot. I think i dig Rachel because she seems so down to earth. Plus I want more ass please. Worked for J-Lo and Mayara.

ugh! rachel ray no way!!
she is cutsie & seems nice, but she now has a bad, kind of chubby unproportioned oompah loompah body, an annoying voice that never shuts up & a totally bland average face. she also seems kind of low class & blue collar, which is fine if thats what you like. giada on the other hand is more sophisticated, but still down to earth.
giada may not be completely gorgeous & is awful thin, but she has sparkle & charisma. she has a gigantic head & weird wide mouth, but she is still very pretty & much sexier than rachel ray.
i am not a lesbian, but i would never even get a girl crush on rachel where as i would definitely get it on with giada.

Wow, that last line gave me a little rise there Gia. Send me pic's if you happen to "get it on with Giada". Rachel being low class and blue collar.... that's harsh, but accurate.

Oompa Loompa, lol. Hey, they make good candy!

i don't think i could get past giada's gigantic head.

Great post Jacks, i gotta vote for Giada...she's got a nicer rack, prettier face (head is kinda big but i can look past that)...what i especially like about Giada is how she authentically pronounces Italian words...so sexy, mama mia...Rachael Ray has kinda fell off now but if she had maintained how she looked at her old "STUFF" magazine layout, it would be a coinflip...but for now, i'll pass on the EVOO...

oops, my mistake, I meant, "FHM"...

Rachel's picture was a fake, it was for FHM's April Fools issue. Giada has a funny accent, she speaks a dialect, not proper Italian, but she's got the bigger boobs. Rachel is cute, I went to school with her back in the day, she broke off and did the catering thing, that's how she got her start. Giada was similar, but she has a famous grandfather and family to help her break in.

Anyways, I'd take Giada over Rachel. But I wouldn't toss Rachel out of bed if I woke up next to her. Now that cute little Japanese chick that's always on Iron Chef as a judge... now her I'd take for the win.

How about Nigella Lawson?

The Rachael Ray FHM pictures are from the October 2003 issue with Jeny McCarthy on the cover. Pages 28-30 to be exact.

Yutai, good call nigella lawson is another lovely worthy of getting it on with!! yum :)

rachel ray is so damn annoying, i get the feeling that shes a talked during sex. thusly decreasing her appeal. giada however is subtle and if youve ever seen her show, dear god, is she hot.

RACHAEL RAY!
HOORAY!
NO MORE TO SAY!

Giada- Positives: Nice boobs, bod and attractive.
Negatives: Eyes are too close together, annoying smile (or maybe its just the way she speaks and her teeth) and she seems as she would be a bore in bed. Too uptight

Rachael: Positives: Very fun, down to earth, probably very dirty/kinky in bed, nice plump lips and big knockers. Very cute
Negatives: Might talk too much in bed and needs to drop a few pounds

I choose Rachael and I'm a chick.

Rachael Ray is a complete SKANK. Remove this whore-chef from the airwaves.

rachel is much prettier than giada and any of you b*tches posting on this website so f*ck all of yall.

I have to admit that the BIG HEAD comment made me laugh out loud. But, for me it's the BIG MOUTH of Giada that throws me. She's always got these great big TEETH flashing like a cartoon shark waiting to devour a halibut. I completely admit that I will watch her show if it's on due to the boobies. My god she's got a great body and how an you argue with comparisons to Jane Seymore and Nat Portman? She's hot. I just wish she'd stop smiling all the damn time and just look demure. On the other side of it, you've got Rachael. Her appeal is the dirty girl next door. I mean Giada wouldn't sleep with any of us. But, Rachael! If she weren't with her bo and you met her in Vegas. I bet she'd take on guys 2 at a time and blow in the car on the way to and fro. She may have small ta tas and is starting to get a gourd-like figure lately, but I'll bet she's an animal in the sack!

Rachel Ray is not hot. Good personality but not hot. She totally tries to make it look like she has boobs with push up and wonder bra like devices whereas Giada gots the real deal. I think Giada has Hollywood good looks and if I were a famous actor I'd definitely do for her. She's hot and likes to cook gourmet stuff...what more could a guy want?! Add a dash of beauty Giada, you take my take.

You people need to get a life. You shjould enjoy these women because they possess the ability to prepare great meals, not be looking at their assets.

All great comments, but one important question...is Giada a "little person"?

Hmmmm. I agree that Rachel comes across like she would be a real party girl with LOTS of guys. She just had that toally approachable girl-next-door look that says 'bang me hard, bang me long'. However, I agree that she has been putting on the pounds lately so that detracts from her overall appeal. Now Giada, MY GOD!!! Where the hell has this piece been hiding. Big head or not, she is GORGEOUS. Everytime I see her I want to 'eat' Italian with her as the appetizer, main course and dessert. I think she would REALLY let loose behind closed doors. My only question is how tall is she??

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Chooing between Rachel and Giada is like choosing between lobster or crab (no double entendre intended). Both are gorgeous. I never tire of oggling Giada's cleavage, or checking out Rachel's nice backside. I only wish the cameras showed a little more of her from behind. Both would be great in the sack, and the only thing better than having each of them separately would be doubling the pleasure and enjoying a double treat. Now THAT would be yummy!

Are you kidding me? What about Sandra Lee? Forget those other two...what a body..and that rack...delicious. Not only is she beautiful and rich, she whips up some wild adult beverages. She can plan my personal party anytime!

Yes, as to the question of Rachel v. Giada...Giada has those Hollywood good looks and poise.

However, as a guy who makes a good living and has fairly high standards, I'd take Rachel every time. She knows how to work for a living, is overall lower maintenance and (I think) is far more genuine.

I have a feeling that Rachel's the kind of girl that I could sit around, drink beer and tell dirty jokes with. I could see her watching The Three Stooges with the guys! That by itself would sell her to me and to anyone whose opinion I value.

It wouldn't even be close.

I think Rachel is absolutely adorable!! Much better than that Paris Hilton waste!! Talk about someone who was supposed to end up in a dumpster out back PlannedParenthood!! Someone should have mailed Momma Hilton a coathanger, a dropcloth and a bottle of Advil...problem solved(wink wink)!!

The thing I don't get about Rachel Ray is how she managed to get a gig while cooking pretty boring pub/bar menus. I guess that joker mouth of hers serves at some level. 1 hour of Rachel on Friday night (Tasty Travels followed by 40$ a day)? Isn't that a bit too much? Giada on the other hand is just lovely: fine ass, excellent rack, and that phony Italian accent is so sexy. The only thing I dislike about her is that she comes right before Barefoot Contessa. Talk about a turndown.

No matter...I still like Rachel. I'd do her in a second.

As to the matter of Barefoot Contessa...what a pig. If she up out of the Barcalounger too quickly, she might change the rotation of the Earth! She worked as a nuclear policy analyst during the Carter administration, so what do you expect? I'd rather have her cooking than giving away the country.

I did a Google search for "Giada" and "big head" and found this website. My girlfriend and I were wondering if her arms were short, but I guess it is a big head. I have a crush on both girls (I wouldn't watch the shows if they were hosted by men) so I should put in my two pesos.

Mouths: They both have unforgettable smiles. Rachel has the Jack Nicholson as the Joker smile. Giada has about eight extra teeth. But Advantage Rachel for the fatter lips.

Annoying Factors: Rachel does seem like a chatty doll, but maybe that's because she's behind a table or counter and she has to carry on more conversation because we viewers have less milkbag shots. But, I kid you not, her Minimum Tipping Policy is so bad that we use "Rachel Ray" as a verb, like we're going to "Rachel Ray" that waitress.

Body: Giada has nicer bags and shows them off, but I like well-fed girls like Rachel Ray, too. Those less fragile girls are better in bed and better at air hockey (gots to gets that 50 cents worth yo). Advantage: Giada, even with the encephalitis head and the short arms that have the limited mobility of a rookie Muppeteer.

Skills: I don't cook, but I am going to flatten and roll those limes before I cut them (like she does) for tequila shots. I learned from Rachel to ask locals where to eat. I also learned a quick math trick. If you need to know what 8% of something is, just check Rachel's tip. Advantage: Giada.

Look: Rachel has the "girl next door" look. Actually she has the "girl next door to a deli" look. I dig it. But I like Giada's smoky eye make-up (no i am not gay). They are both sexy but I gotta go with the Italian everyday.

So, no offense to Rachel. I'd do her. But Giada wins, big head and all. Next week she's going to make Italian soda and use her hat as a punchbowl.

Rachel Ray's a woman? I thought she was a 10 year-old boy and was demonstrating how to make quick afterschool snacks for other kids.

Giada? uuuhhhhhhhh..............

Sorry. I made a mess on my keyboard and need to go clean it up.

Giada is HOT, HOT, HOT. She is amazing and can really cook too.
Rocky Ray as we call her really needs to get on a diet quick.

Giada has a fake Italian accent??? You obviously does not know much about her. She was born in Rome. Her grandfather is the famous Italian Director Dino de Laurentiis. Her mother is Italian speaking, as well.. their whole family. So she's not fake. Her accent might become a bit muddled due to her growing up in the U.S., but she is not fake at all! As for Rachel, she is young, fun and very down-to-earth and her recipes very much reflect her. Her recipes are more for tired working women and college students, while Giada's is more for that special occasion, if-you-have-more-time-to-cook type! They both are wonderful people so quit criticizing them like they're some playboy models!

Giada would ask you what you do for a living way before you banged her - Rachel might ask you after the second or third time. No contest - Rachel's fine butt would give you much more playground and I'm afrad of Giada's teeth.

Um, Rachael is my pick. Giada is very beautiful, but she seems too sophisticated. I am not going to degrade them by talking about their bodies like they were made for you viewing pleasure, they aren't in the modeling industry you know...

My reason for Rachael: I'll take a chick that will sit down at a ball game and enjoy a beer and a good chili dog any day of the week.

Racheal is hideous and annoying now. she used to be great. She is tacky and loud and ill fitting clothes show off her out of proportion body. Giada for sure.

you guys are nuts, if i have to hear EVOO one more time, i might shoot myself. Rachael Ray gets WAY too much airtime. She has that messed up body and her voice could kill a cow. Now Giada, DEAR GOD, she is so hot, she could talk to me about spegetti and whatnot, but aslong as she has that nice rack and pretty face, she could talk all she wants.

Giada is perfect in everyway....

Rachel Ray vs. Giada de Laurentiis

So call me a pig for mentioning this, but I found a great entry about Rachel Ray and Giada at a site called Bastardly. Is this PG? Some great pictures of Giada and Rachel in their lovely glory. I have also decided that Giada gets her own category now. ...

Can't stand to hear Gaida speak. Rachael Ray for the win!

I am often amazed and really a bit impressed at men's self-confidence and capacity for erotic self-inflation!! The idea that anyone commenting here thinks one or the other of these women would jump into bed with them and give them a great time is really...well...stunning. Giada and Rachel cook, they make money and they know how to market themselves--hooray for them--who cares what you fantasize about them?

I take it that you AREN'T the object of men's fantasies.

This is sort of the point. We're a bunch of goofy guys having fun.

Guess what? We're not serious about it!

You need to take a good laxative, get laid or something that will loosen you up.

they are both cuties. i like rachels personality and besides the little extra cranium giada is the hottest cook ever (next to julia child).

my only pet peeve of giada is that her mouth sounds kinda sticky after talking so much.

Rachael Ray is still okay in my book! She might be a moaning and groaning Playboy whore, but she is fun and sassy! Can't beat 30 minute meals

viva rachael! period!

They are both beautiful and a lot of fun to watch -- and they both can eat! Oh dear lord! With Rachel, it's easier to pay attention to what she's saying -- both because her recipes are simpler, and 'cause Giada is sooo stunning and her voice is so beautiful and her smile just carries me off somewhere. Like, oh, um, she's cooking something -- who cares? But watching them both eat -- oh my! Rachel on her $40 show -- if any other woman ate like that, she'd look like a whale; and there was a show were Giada was in Venice, and she devoured enough food for four people. I'll never forget it. If they made a show just about the two of them devouring food, it would just be all over for me.

giada skinny skinny little girl I would like to see racheal beat her up and strip her down

rachel is a beached whale...with the mammaries of an overweight prepubescent boy...i myself have a big head...so i'll vote for giada...i wonder if she often accidentally drags her breasts through food...the way i might with my sleeve cuff...hmmm

Rachel Ray is gunna come my way with good food in the nude
comin up behind her ass real fast
give her some hot sausage thatll last
til she puts out some banana cream pie
giadas here too? cant wait to give her an italian hot dog to try
oh my puttin ma custards in these fine food divas pies

Hey I did not care for this Rachel person who ever she is. But I just saw Giada this morning on Fox News and I have been searching trying to find out more about her. The most beautiful woman I have ever seen and heard. I have now left Cathrine Zeta Jones as my perfect woman for Giada. I immediately emailed FoxNews to have them tell her that I thought she was the most perfect beautiful woman. I doubt they did it but I would email her if i could find away. Heck, I would shine her floors just to get to see her everyday. Sorry people no sexual content from me about her that is just not going to happen. I did find a pic of her and her apparent significant other; he is an obvious businessman with connections and seen her as a stepping stone.
Sam

The only thing that makes Giada's boobs look that way is her bra. If she didn't have a bra, her boobs would be dragging the ground. She only got her own show cause her grandfather had a hand in getting her the show. Otherwise, she would still be doing her catering business and be a nobody like she should be. She is nothing more than a big headed, wide mouthed, ugly SKANK. Someone please put her out of our misery.
As for Rachel.....she has gained some weight ever since she got married, and her butt is getting bigger, but I'd still take Rachel over Giada anyday.

Rachael and Mario win, even though they shouldn't have. Don't worry, i did NOT sign that disclosure contract. Bobby's and Giada's food did look better. Unfortunatley, bobby can't cook with berries. he only can make sauces with all the sectrec ingredient.

How the hell did you blind folks who prefer Rachael to Giada manage to type your responses? I guess they make Braille typewriters. Giada wins hands down! She's prettier, has a GREAT rack (it's obvious that Rachael stuffs!) and actually has a figure. Rachael gets some Cute Points but that's about it.

A guy friend likened Rachel Ray to "the loud drunk girl at a bar" and now I can't keep that out of my head everytime I see her. I prefer Giada over Rachel anyday.

i do agree with rachael ray being very annoying and never shutting up and leaving a horrible tip everytime. But i thought giada showed her true colors during the next food network star episode where she couldn't say one good thing about the competitors. I think she is a rich stuck up bitch on the inside who tries to cover up her big head and underbite with her nice rack. So saying that, i would prefer racheal because i think she is atleast not all into herself like giada

Rachael is so hot, in a girl next door way. Kinda like Sally Fields in Smokey and the Bandit. She's a little stubby (er, sturdy), and not much up top..... but her smile and enthusiasm more than make up for the physical. She does not strike me as having to many limits as to how freaky she will let herself get..... just goes with the flow. Nice.

I appraise her as having elastic boobs and a tidy pussy.

Sam, I have to second your comments about Giada. I too, had to dethrone Catherine Zeta-Jones from 'hottest girl in the world' status once I saw Giada for the first time about a year ago. She is definitely the number one best looking girl in all respects. Sexy body, gorgeous face, beautiful smile and tits to die for. I'm a straight girl myself, but I'd give up men to do her in a heartbeat.

rachel ray who? lol this girl is ass ugly and hit with every branch of the ugly tree giada is way better looking and her food is shiting on rachels

SANDRA LEE ahhhh is so much hotter. dude she has a fine body and face, and she doesnt have a disgusting voice either. sure she isnt as good a cook... but this isnt about that really hm?

rachel is hot, i am jacking off to her right now

giada is a heavenly princess who's shit probably smells of lemon zest and anyone that would choose rachel over her deserves to be flooged or beaten.

I stuck my cock in her ass in highschool.

Rachel- chunky, annoying voice, no upper melons, she always tries to carry everything to the counter in one trip, like people really do that at home. Have you noticed no one ever eats with her- I feel sorry for her husband. Giada- yes a big head, her wierd mouth ( a long as she has all her teeth) but she has great body, pretty face, great hair, the rough-on-the-counter type sex. she don't need to make it in 30 minutes, take your time.

They both are hot and not. Rachel has a better looking face than Giada.. but Giada has the better body from the noticeable boob job she got and Botox for wrinkles. Rachel just became more blonde so she would at least be on par.

[...] In our continuous Bastardly Matchup of Giada De Laurentiis vs Rachael Ray we see here that Giada was in LA for the premiere of “The Break-Up”…whereas I don’t see any pictures of Rachael Ray from this event… score 1 more for Team Giada!!! [...]

Ew, neither one is sexy!! Rachel Ray is so cute you wanna yak, and Giada is just gross - that YUGE forehead, the always over-pushed-up tata's, the "smile" that is so frickin fake, and that horrible "Italian" accent where she overemphasized everything, UGH UGH UGH!! BUT I do have to say that Giada does make better food, and more from scratch...

Rachael is so cute and tasty. The standard American 'girl next door'. She is in a class way beyond De Laurentiis. Oprah knows that Rachael is gold and has jumped at the chance to promote this little cash cow. Rachael has an Emmy and a # 1 best seller, 5 television shows and has only begun to take off. Today she is enjoying being Grand Marshall at the Indy 500. De Laurentiis only has a famous Grandfather who did her a favor with the net work. Rachael is totally sexier in every way!

Giada- can't trust a cook who is soo skinny-I bet she pukes after every show. Though I can't help but like her in a I don't want to get to know you but I will cook your food kinda way.

Ray-ray- I love her, Love her recipes. though her voice is very raspy. She is like the girl next store who can teach you to cook and you want to know.

yes I am a chick.

I vote for Rachael. I would like to get a face full of that big 'ole butt of hers. Yesir-ee she could just drop her slacks-n-pannies down around her ankles. Then I'd kneel down behind her and let her squash those chubby arse cheeks right all over mah face. Oh yeah I'd have my face buried right in the crack of her ass and I'd violently shake my head back and forth in the crack while making waffling noises (blubba-blubba-blubba-blubba-blubba). Then she'd move her hips from side to side so that I'd alternatively smooch her left butt cheek, then asscrack, then right butt cheek, then ass crack, and so on for a LONG time. Yeah boy as long as I got a face, she's got a place to sit!

first off i am laughing my ass off cause i am surprised to discover that there are sites like this! i was just searching for rachel in a bikini " she wore one once in one of her travel shows". and i started finding all of these fucking sites dedicated to this bitch. lol.. anyway i think she has a smokin bod. i like thick white girls so all that ass works for me. lol...

Chuck, you're gross. I'm sure Rachel Ray would be enthused to know that. LOL.

Anyways, I think Rachel Ray is cute and seems like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with. She's not perfect by no means and could certainly lose some weight, but she's still cute. I personally do not find a lot of her food appealing, it seems sloppy and too compromised. I can't eat most of it.

Giada is by no means perfect, either. She does seem a lot more pretentious, though. I agree she was lucky to have someone in showbiz who pulled a few strings to get her that job. Her food however is a lot more appetizing. I don't think her boobs are plastic as they are a bit too jiggly/saggy to be silicone. Her head is huge and her shoulders (and rest of her body for that matter) seem too small even for a short woman. I don't mean just that she's skinny.

Sandra Lee seems like a raging alcoholic when the cameras are off. I bet she takes that pitcher of booze back with her to the green room. Her utters hang to her bellybutton.

LETS FACE IT THEY ARE BOTH GORGEOUS BUT RACHAEL WINS HANDS DOWN. SHES THE PERFECT WOMEN IN MY BOOKS.

You are all deeply pathetic human beings.

Crank, why do you think I'm pathetic simply because I would love to receive a Queening from RR? To have her perch upon my head....her naked butt firmly planted upon my face.....then she would slowly bump up and down the way a cute culinary cowgirl would ride from here to Abeline..........all I'd be able to see would be her big 'ole moon raising up and then plopping back down on my face......big butt cheeks smothering me with each bump.....then she'd grind her butt down and just wiggle....giving me a real up-close-and-personal experience with her delish-and-yummo backside. How cool is that? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.............

BOTH ARE GREAT............. BUT GIADA SEEMS TO BE A REAL BITCH IN REAL LIFE

Giada De Laurentiis trys to hard...I can't stand her, I come from an italian background and my mother, sister and I watch her show only to laugh at her. She can barely speak speak italian and when she does she sound horrible.

dude i like them all and giada's big eyes,head and boobs make her soooo hot.but r&r also is hot too for these resons she is down to earth, has a nice ass,is fun to watch and her show relaxes me when i get home

Rachel Ray has that raspy voice that everytime i hear it, i HAVE TO change the channel. She also has some weird recipes for food, yet Giada, even though she has a big head and HUGE smileshe cooks SOOOOOOOO awesome! But she needs to gain some weight though.

would like rach to do breakfast an lunch and giada to do supper and or dinner....would like rach to drive my boat bikini style and giada to bait my hook and to wet my line ifin you get my drift........luv both of you chicklets.... krabby ken

Nigella totally outshines both Giada and Rachael in every way - no contest.

Call me a sick man but I choose Rachel. A big ass and small breasts are my kind of thing and I think when you get right down to it Rachel would be the dirty little sex pig that most guys would like. Just lube up that big ass with some E-V-O-O and slip it right in. Oral with her would be mandatory just so you can keep here from talking.

Giada has several strikes against her in my book: 1. She's Italian. Sorry dagos but just about every Italian woman I have encountered is a psycho and has way to much attitude. Just because you're Italian does not make you special, you are shit like everybody else on the planet. 2. If Giada had darker and curlier hair she could be a stunt double for Elaine Benes. 3. If you have a cooking show then you should cook. I turn on her show and all I see is here playing suckface with her husband and buying shoes with her mother. What the fuck has that got to do with food.

So yes Rachel is annoying but at least you could watch a flick or a ballgame with her, blow a few farts and probably get a great blowjob from here jokerlike lips, YUM-OH.

i prefer Rachael Ray a lot more than Giada. RR is so much hotter in
every way.................................................................................
............................it's opposite day.

p.s. fuck all you guys

i actually prefer kari byron from mythbusters rather than these two psychotic bitches.
kari is hotter, has no flaws, she doesn't make cheesy jokes like Rachel Ray, and her smile doesn't make me want to throw a hammer at my television set like Giada. who agrees with me???????

wow..I can't believe I stumbled onto this post and somebody mentioned kari byron from mythbusters. Shit - I've had a hard-on for her since she first appeared on the show.

Rachael Ray is lame, obnoxious, and is blessed with a very thick body and NO breasts - god's most cruel joke on women. I wouldn't do her with your dick.

Sure, Giada has a nice pair of perky titties that she seems to love to show off - but I can't get past that huge baloon head and pidegon nose. If she were the last, drunk chick at the bar and closing time was approaching - sure, I'd consider bending her over and gving her the hard one, but under normal circumstances she wouldn't make the "to do" list.

kari byron on the other hand - ab-so-fucking-loutely - even with her new fucked up hairdo.

Great call dc fool!

GOOD LUCK IN UR NEW SHOW

I most definately like Giada better than rachael. First of all RAchael has the most annoying voice ever. Everytime i hear her she makes me want to hit her over the head with a baseball bat. I mean like come on, can that FATTY ever shut the hell up?
Anyways Giada is georgeous and much better looking than rachael's fat ass, even though Giada has that obnoxious Italian accent she tries to pull off. Does anyone agree with me when I say Giada De Laurentiis is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than Rachael Ray?

nobody you know rocks!!!
finally someone who has good taste!
let's extend our conversation about how kari is hotter.....
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Rachael Ray will do well if she concentrates on her cooking ability and tones down the "Kelly Ripa" crap! Her personality is charming, but just like sugar, you can overdose on too much of it, so tone down the "cutesy" stuff and go with your very real personality and recipes. And what the hell was Oprah Winfrey doing on the show? Who's dumb-ass idea was that, if I couldn't guess. Can't oprah stay away and let someone else have a successful show without her horning in just so she can feel that S H E had something to do with the show's success? You can bet if it fails, she'll distance herself as far away as she can get.
And Oprah fans, here's a point to mullover: Why are 90% of Oprah's guests either Black; Black men and women; White women or if they are white men, they're gay? If she saw this on someone else's show, she'd be in the front of the line (behind only Jesse Jackson and The Clintons) to say, "Why doesn't so-and-so have more black guests.

I am still trying to find out with joker faced Rachael's talents are? She is loud, and annoying and prides herself on being stupid and mediocare. Wow that is quite a talent! She used to make good 30mm, now it looks like she literally writes this after a manic episode. Her show is unbearable, she is piontless and tacky. Giada anyday!

First of all Giada actually cooks, Rachel opens cans and boxes and dumps them into pots and reheats them. Rachel also has her own lexicon which is incredibly annoying i.e. Stoop, EVOO!!! Really scary! Besides her non-stop annoying talking, she laughs at her own jokes which are cringe inducing. Giada is hands down the better chef and it is obvious that she knows what she's talking about. Rachel is obviously self-taught. However, Rachel is now a millionnaire several times over due to her big mouth, her crappy recipe books and the other products she hawks. There IS a market out there buying up this crap she peddles, so in financial terms Rachel is a success, no matter how annoying. I agree with the above entries too, Giada is classy and sexy (even her mother is sexy) and Rachel is much more working class waitress... While I'm at it, BIG BOO HISS to the food network for putting Rachel's show on their network FIVE times a day. PLEASE PLEASE pull it back to once maybe twice a day - PLEASE!

I can't believe how much people over analyze these girls. Personally, Giada is totally hot - and the bottom line is, 9 out of 10 people would have no chance with her, and need to get laid. It's like being back in high school where you compare everyone to a supermodel.

Oh, and it's a damn TV show. I'm sure you would be just as annoying if someone had to listen to you for 30 minutes talk about the same thing day in and day out.

I gotta go with Chuck on this one. Those big hips of Rachael's, her rubenesque belly, the nice cameltoe her jeans make.... I'd like to give her the mother of all rimjobs. I'd just like to bury my face in her ass and make motorboat noises.

As for Giada, she sets my pretentio-meter off the scale, the way she talks through her teeth with that chin pushed forward (what does she think she is, fuckin' Tallulah Bankhead?) and pronounces "mozzarella" and "spaghetti."

Sandra Lee doesn't do it for me either, with those long, bony chicken wing arms and those long floppy boobs hanging off that bony rib cage. And what's with the "cocktails"? Always some really vulgar colored umbrella drink like a Cleveland carpet salesman would have in Vegas.

Personally I find Rachael Ray much more attractive than Giada. By attractive I mean in every aspect of the word. The fact that Giada films her show like its a soap opera makes her seem unapproachable as a friend or girlfriend. As far as Rachael being cheap on $40 dollars a day, HELLO THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS FORTY DOLLARS A DAY!!! She's not supposed to tip as if she's Oprah, she's trying to help out those of us who work hard for every dime. I think Rachael Ray would be a good person to hang out with and a good friend who you can put in your wedding and not have to worry about her sleeping with the groom. And speaking as a plus-sized girl myself, I'd much rather see Rachael with a little meat on her bones than looking like Nicole Richie because its just not right to be able to clearly see all the bones in ANYONES neck or chest.

I would like to knock Giada's teeth out with a ball-peen hammer, one at a time.

Then I would like to strip her naked, tie her to a table, and spray her down with the pheromones of an elephant in heat. Then I'd turn a horny bull elephant loose on her.

Her poo does not stink

I would much rather watch Rachel Ray. Giada comes across as a snooty person with a fake smile and the annoying habit of over pronouncing the italian names of what she is cooking. Give me down to earth anyday!!!

I think both are hot, but they are equally annoying. Rachel is too perky, and wide hipped, big butted girls should not have less than a C cup. She is approaching "flatso" status. Giada has a great rack, but those teeth...Yikes! She grins so hard when she speaks that you can almost see the molars. Also, what's with her show being one of the only shows on Food Network that is shot on film instead of video? Is it because she's related to a film director? She has the unapproachability factor of most women from Los Angeles. Rachel, on the other hand, seems like the sorority girl who went away to college but flunked out because she discovered the fun of socializing, drinking and smoking pot every night.
I'm going to go with Nigella lawson over Big Head Giada and the Monster. Nigells has that sexy Lara Croft type of British accent and huge knockers. She is a mature, voluptous beauty. Sandra Lee is also mature and sexy, but she reminds me of an old SNL skit in which this WASPy woman from some high brow place in the Northeast would sit there and drink cocktails and speak through her teeth like Thurston Howell the 3rd, spouting off about boring stuff only the wealthy would find interesting. Sandra seems like she is a lonely housewife, married to an unattentive CEO of a major corporation, and she makes cocktails all day to wash down the bile of resentment. She is almost Stepford-ish in a way. I had to laugh when she was making spare ribs. I can't imagine her going to a cocktail party at one of her husband's friend's estates and choosing to eat "blue collar" food like ribs instead of caviar.

You're all crazy. I'd like to lather up Paula Dean in butter and spend a few minutes slathering her up. Now that's a woman!!!

Paula Dean can rub a stick of butter on me any time, Babee! Only thing is, she really gets lathered up for the young guys on the set. Let's get the Bacon Makin!

Giada vs. Rachel
No contest, it's Giada all the way. I mean let us compare, Rachel Ray would be better served working in a cafeteria lunch line. And about her new daytime show, I didn't know they gave Ricki Lake a cooking show. Giada even has a hot name, sure her head is kind of a bobble headish, but maybe it's because the girl is probably maybe a hundred pounds. Giada is Hot! I mean God Damn, God Damn!!!

Rachel Ray is beautiful. Sorry for the rest of you guys who confirm the stereotype that men are attracted to what they see in the media. Every other woman on TV looks like that bony ass other twat. Rachel is beautiful, and that's sexier than "hot". I'd rather have a beautiful girl who doesn't look like every other woman out there than have a stick insect with huge teeth who has probably had plastic surgery to tuck some things and fix some things.

Rachel isn't even in the same class as Giada. The first time I saw Giada I couldn't believe it. What was a supermodel doing on the Food Network? Super beautiful. rachel is attractive too, but doesn't compare. Sandra Lee is the most interesting. She's got a prettt face and the hugest tits around. Yes, she is obviously older, so they sag now, but ten years ago she must have been so smokin'!! I've heard a lot about Nigella, and was eagerly awiting her show; unfortunately, I have been disappointed. She is a pretty large girl.

I take everything I say back! I just saw the Iron Chef competition between Giada and Rachel. Giada came off as a major bitch who didn't respect her clearly superior partner, Bobby Flay. It was obvious Bobby wasn't too fond of her. I loved the look of shock on Bobby's face when the judges finished tasting their dishes and Giada, who failed to even acknowledge him or shake his hand, shoved him aside to shake the hands of the judges. This episode will be repeated several times so watch for this incredible moment of bitchiness and narcissism. I think she cried when the verdict was announced; it was probably edited out. Someone on another site said that she was there when this was filmed (a while ago!!), and Giada was such a sore loser that she got the network not to air it until months later, after she cooled off.

On the other hand, Rachel was a pleasant surprise. Unlike Giada, she seemed to genuinely enjoy the experience, deferred to Mario, who she clearly respected, was genuinely nice and in control of her emotions during the hour, and, surprise, is a good cook. Good for her.

I think RR is the hottest not just because i just saw her fhm pics I have thought this ever since my wife made me watch Food network with her and we watched $40 a day and 30 min meals I was hooked she has a hot body beauitful smile contagious laugh awesome personality and the food she can cook well thats reason enough to love right there. All I can say is her husband is a lucky man boy do I envy him.

Rachel Ray has my vote hands down

Rachel Ray is nice and curvy but her tits are so small that it really looks bad and I have to stare at her crich instead of her boobs which isn't too bad cause she has an awesome camel toe. Her face is hot but her ass is the real star man I want to worship that butt so badly I want to kiss it, lick it, and spank it all the time and then after I give her an awesome rimjob stick my dick in her butthole and fuck her royally while she moans her approval and fingers he cunt, then I"ll pull out and bust a load on her face and have her clean my penis. 9/10

Giada isn't as curvy but has a nice tight body and huge tits that she loves to show off. Even if they are saggy I'd still love them. I would also worship Giada's tight ass showing my appreciation for a good butt. I'd have her on all fours while I lick her butthole and fondle her big tits and then I would make her suck my dick to give it extra lube for her tight butt and then I would stick it in her butt and fuck her for dear life all the while playing with her big natural titties. Then I would pull out stick my dick between her tits and titty fuck her and give her a pearl necklace. 10/10

You rock Giada! You epitomize a natural, beautiful, and feminine class- the spontaneous and warm approach you take to cooking is refreshing and delightful. I look to you for inspiration as an aspiring cook- I'll be in Hollywood in april studying with the Kitchen Academy- stop by and say hello!!!

dude they are both totally hot. But i enjoy the plumper women. rach is totally in her FHM pics and is still hot today even though she's put on a few pounds. Giada is hot too. I do enjoy a nice pair of boobies but she doesn't seem like a very nice person. Rachael seems really nice and easy to get along with! I would do them both and i'm a chick, but i think rach would be more fun in bed!

Rachel Ray is so delicious... she's like a chocolate ball that i want to lick. But then Giada is so hot too... she could melt me. I want both of them, and i want to show them how to make a bananna split ice cream. By the way i think people are forgetting the hottest culinary artist. And that is Emeril... i could sure use his italian sausage.

I HATE rachel ray with passion. her voice is so FUCKING annoying. she's fat and she's just annoying as hell. i love gaida. her show is interesting and not annoying, plus she's beautiful even though she's a cook. most cook are fat.

Rachel Ray is a GODDESS, to me anyway. I HATE the food network channel but I watch her show(s) whenever possible. I'd pour barbecue sauce on her, and WORK HER LIKE A RIB!!!!!!!!!!

I would fuck Racheal's huge f*cking ass anally then make her swallow me deep

Giada is, to coin a phrase, perfect. So many of you white-bread amerikuns out there that are becoming TIREsome with yourr fear of proper Italian--or other--proununciation. PULEEEZ do not pull us cosmopoplites down to your peanut-butter, dump-truck Wonder-bread level of cultural unsophistication. To watch, and hear, a lovely woman like Giada D.L.--or, for that matter, Ms. Ray--hold forth with style and smarts, well, makes me wonder why I live in this fuzzy brained country populated by all you Wal-Mart denizens. Xcept that your women are so lovely, and soooo easy.
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I'm entertained by the loser/haters who have to bash Rachel Ray, especially saying, "ewe, i hate her". MMM, get a life. :_)

I'll have to agree with 29rocky.

Giada, hands down. She's hot and she can cook. Every man's dream girl. There is no comparison. Rachel Ray should do the world a favor and jump in front of a moving bus.

Both these women are hot. I cannot believe how every pore and every move has been dissected, hashed and rehashed all over the internet. I hope it's worth the $6 million a year they make. For the record to end the argument, Giada does not have a big head, she just has thin shoulders.

Giada has hotter feet!

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your arms are short

Giada, WOW!! She's hot and one hell of a fantasy, but let me tell you.. for $200 you can have the equivalent in Toronto... Now Rachel... With that booming butt, and small torso, and the amazingly disproportional titties... That messed up F'ed up body does it. You'd have to pay a FORTUNE to get that Ringling Brother's side show body!! I like it!!

I would bend rachel ray over and slide my tongue as far up her tight little butthole as I could, until I could taste what she ate for dinner the night before. I would proceed to ram my tiny penis into that tight little brown hole and pound her like my life depended on it. I would probably ejaculate about 2 quarts of semen into her rectum, and I would tell her to hold it in while I beat Giada into unconciousness. I would then lay Giada on her back with her gigantic square mouth open, and make rachel squat that big beautiful ass over her face and fart my semen into Giadas mouth. J-j-j-j-jeaaaahhhhh!

I'd like to lick both of them from one end of their crack to the other. Yummo!

Giada is so elegant and classy. Her recipes taste so good. Her and I both have the same Gucci black hobo bag. Rachel Ray is more of a tomboy and talks 1,000 wpm. It's funny how all these guys mention doing Giada or doing Rachel-- but neither of them would ever do the guys that left comments, even if they weren't married.

giada's a midget whore... she totally eye fucked me with her tits last night. Rachel, when you're done with the divorce come see me.

Dang Big J, you've got quite a plan. I personally would like to get a "queening" from RR.
I want her to smear EVOO all over her buttocks and then rub them in my face!

Hey there Joules, NO SHIT neither of these girls would "do" any of the guys that posted about them. As a matter of fact, I think its safe to say that they wouldn't "do" about 97.5% of the world's male population, seeing as they are both good looking, rich, and famous, which is exactly why we laugh about writing things like that. You think it's funny that they wouldn't "do" guys who mention "doing" them, I think its funny that you're a complete fucking moron and you suck at life.

Rachael Ray talks like Popeye on crack, has a face like the friggin' full moon, tits that aren't even as big as my balls, an ass like a couple of pigs wrestling underneath a blanket, AND she scampers around like one of those small, yapping lapdogs you're just dying to kick in the teeth.

It's impossible to even comprehend her show, what with all the manic jabbering that emerges from her Joker-style mouth. As for her "cute" bit? Please. Who the fuck makes dinner and tells their guests to get ready for the E-V-O-O-drizzled, yummy-licious SAMMIES!?? A Congress of Retards? A 'Barney & Friends' Convention Hostess? Ray is a physical turn-off with the personality of a neurotic parrot. She doesn't make that shit with prep and full clean-up in 30 minutes. Utterly unfuckable, strictly due to the personality alone. It's really not so much her body--she looks like a relatively normal woman, but that personality makes her body annoying, too. To get it on with her, you'd have to stuff a sock, or a bunch of crackers, in her mouth.

Giada, on the other hand, has class; she doesn't hit you over the head trying desperately