Willa Holland & Taylor Momsen Film Gossip Girl
Monday, October 6th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Willa is "Gossip's" New GirlWilla is scheduled to play Agnes, a teen model who befriends Jenny and then, like Darth Vadar, shows her the allure of The Dark Side - rumors involve threesomes and stripteases.
And while I kinda love that lunchbox, I am a bit worried that "GG" executive producer Josh Schwartz dipped into his past player pool when it came time to cast the part - I wouldn't call Willa the world's best actress. Source
These two are a pedophile's dream come true. Before I was elected Senator, I live under a freeway overpass in Dade county. I had no job, no money, and most importantly, no hope. Then, one day, I found, in the trash, the most beautiful suit I had ever seen, dry-cleaned and still in it's plastic wrap. I put on that suit, and I borrowed some money from a friend of mine, a man who had been shunned from society for something trivial, like a fingerfuck, and I went out and bought a red tie and some nice shoes. I cleaned myself up and got a haircut. And I am here to tell you know, my friends, that two weeks later I was elected to the United States senate. When I look at these two chickens, I ask myself whether or not I would give it all up for one night in a motel room next to the Lincoln Tunnel, and I have to say, that yes, my friends, yes I would.
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willa has awful shoes. I hate them
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They're cute, but look older than their ages. I hate that Hollywood does this to these children.
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They're both children who try too hard at being adults.
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They are both children whose only crime is doing exactly what they are told to do, how to dress, and how to act. The person who most likely made these two resemble video vixens is a gay man, or another woman. Those are the people at fault for the oversexualization of these two young, ripe phillys. I don't know what I am supposed to think when I look at these two teenagers other than how nice it would be to slide my tube steak into them. And you can quote me on that. You can take that to the bank. If I am elected President of the United States the first thing I am going to do is have the Secret Service kidnap these two and bring them to the Oval Office, where I will immediately fuck the shit out of them on the rug that bears the Presidential Seal.
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Taylor looks like an old, worn out drunk on the first pic on her way to a whiskey bar
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The don't look like children at all.
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the blondes outfit is awesome. the brunettes outfit looks like a cheap hooker
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Add Miley and we got ourselves a wonderful jailbait 4-some for an after school special.
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haha nice to see the crazy little bitch from the oc is now going to be the crazy little bitch on GG
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They're both kinda cute...but most babies are cute too...
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What the hell are they wearing?
and wtf is up with Taylor's hair?
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There is NOTHING illegal about them acting out a Bastardly Lesbian Fantasy Together - I just can't watch
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why do you keep posting these kids?
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