Megan Fox Looking Hot in "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People"

Besides looking really hot, what's exactly Megan's role in the flick? It hits theaters this weekend, so make sure you check it out.

About the movie:
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People is an upcoming comedy film based upon British writer Toby Young's 2001 memoir of the same name. The film will follow a similar storyline, about his five year struggle to make it in the United States after employment at Vanity Fair magazine — though the names of the magazine and people Young came into contact with during the time were changed for the film adaptation. The film version is a highly fictionalized account, and differs greatly from the work it was built upon. [Wiki]

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I like how she's hiding her alien thumbs in every picture...Noticably.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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Redman...I just pointed out the thumbs...But I must say...At a friends instance.....That she is mega hot and incredibly sexy here.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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She's so ugly and gross sometimes.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:01pm
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@ Richard-Schlichting and baciami_ala_mode:

YOU GUYS ARE GAY! -smh-

Megan is hawt!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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This film says loser' all over from the previews I've seen,,,,but then again today's generation will go out and waste 50 million this weekend to see it.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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I don't care about the movie, but I find her insanely hot.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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They should change the name of the movie to "how to look hot and arouse people". i think i may have to watch this movie. damn...

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Movie does have Simon Pegg in it so it may be pretty good.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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erm... yeah... thats why i'm watching it... Simon Pegg. yep... it has nothing to do with Megan Fox, i swear.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 2:20pm
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These pics must have been taken before the boobjob, because her boobs here aren't a mile apart.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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she is so fing ugly and she needs to wax those crazy catepillars above her eyes!!!!!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 2:24pm
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wow! more stupid an mental retarded people.. wow! fuck off!!!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 11:56pm
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I see there's differant opinions when it comes to Megan....but well to each it's own I always say...as for me I think she has something very appealing, sexy you might say...I definetly wouldn't turn her down if she wanted to get frisky with me....

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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I'd fuck her in all 3 holes then cum on her flat tummy. Rub my warm cum all over it.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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I love the Grolsch swingtops or as the Dutch call them the Grolsch beugel.
She's got a certain greasiness about her that gives me the impression that she would give you an STD. I dunno, I don't get to excited by her...but that sure is a great beer.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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usually i dont like chicks with small breasts but megan is from another world.... i want to eat her all..

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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She looks gorgeous in these pics! I want to fuck this slut so badly!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:11pm
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Eh megan fox ugly? Okay.. SHE IS HOT!!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:13pm
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Aruba jamaica ...oooo i wanna take ya
to bermuda bahama...come on pretty mama

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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oh my fucking baby jesus that gardener's son that guy in the background is my hero

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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This is the weird body I was previously talking about. I don't think she falls under any body category (hourglass, pear, cone, ruler), her body is just so weird.
Look how high her waist is, and look how low her hips start. And her arms are short and too thick compared to the rest of her body.
And well I can't say anything about her old dog tits because she got implants...

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 3:45pm
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She's not a model, so you can put your tape measure away. You can't measure sex appeal.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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so you can put your tape measure away.

LMAO!

*waits for body mass index calculations to begin*

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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Implants? LOL she has no implants... her tits without a bra have a teardrop shape and are narrow. that is the way they are but they still look spectacular without a bra....

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 10:20am
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She looks good in that last picture. I can't help but notice her weird ass belly botton. Look in pic 2

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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She drinks Grolsch. That seals the deal.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Meh, pass. Hot perhaps. Tatts; fuck no.

Give her a couple years, she'll have sleeves and a monroe on her chest.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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ugly whore

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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shes not! fuck you bitch!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 11:54pm
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If those are implants she probably went and got the smallest size possible.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 8:34pm
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i love her

people look at my profile and tell me if i look like megan

people always say i do

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 9:50pm
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Lilly, you're pretty, why don't u do BLotD?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
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ok you dont look like her at alllllllll

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 10:22pm
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I don't think you look like her, but you're pretty

okay side note.

Why the fuck did "hink" (typo of think) autocorrect into chink? WTF?!!?!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 11:27pm
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You're adorable, Lilly.
No, you do not really look like Megan Fox but you do have a similar look, like you could be cousins.
I would say you are prettier than Megan. Your profile says you are 18; Well Megan Fox was really average looking at 18 years old before she changed her whole look. Megan is pretty now but looks really fake and slutty and she can thank makeup and her plastic surgeon for her newfound hotness.
I'm sure when you are 22 years old if you get your lips done, a nose job, your hair dyed even darker, started wearing a shitload of makeup, and started posing with a bitchy "fuck me" face with your mouth hanging open everyone would think you are hotter than Megan. :-)

But don't do any of that crap.... Stick to looking like yourself. You're fine the way you are.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 12:31am
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Jealousy is a bitch Maria

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 10:21am
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So I'm not entitled to my own opinions? Is this a dictatorship where everyone must think and do alike?

Man, I'm sick of this "you're jealous" shit. Haven't you ever heard of people disagreeing on things? If everyone had the same opinions, this world would be a sad, sad place. Diversity is great.

I'm sorry that I don't find a fake, cheap looking, arrogant sluts hot. Megan Fox is a pretty girl, but she is nothing special, Look at pictures of her before her transformation... She was average looking. But now that she dyed her hair dark, where's a shitload of makeup, got her lips, nose, and tits done, poses like a desperate whore, of course she looks different and people, especially men, are going to think she's hot.

You just have horrible taste. You think fake looking bitches like Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian are hot yet you think natural beauties like Adriana Lima are average or ugly.... WTF?!

(By the way, I like Kim Kardashian, I think she's a naturally pretty girl, but she wears wayyyyy too much makeup and her tits are fake)

And you think Jennifer Aniston is better looking than obviously gorgeous and natural Angelina Jolie. I respect peoples' opinions but DAMN.... That's going a little too far. That just proves you have horrible taste or YOU are are fucking jealous.

And how could anyone forget about your encounter with Marisa Miller??

You're full of shit, bitch. Don't think we've forgotten about all your lies in the past. Now get your fake tits out of here.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 11:50am
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ooooooohh! somebody went old school. i'll never forget that marisa miller episode. i laughed my ass off. that was free joke for the masses.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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Oh damn! H-O-T!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 9:58pm
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Lilly who the fuck lied to you...megan fox is hot and well lets just say you are not not even close

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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Lily is OK but she looks nothing like Megan fox

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 11:06pm
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shes fucking HOT!!!! look's like that was were barrichello was racing at formula one track at that county!!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 @ 11:59pm
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she is down with the swirl for life.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 12:41am
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I hate those stupid fucking tats on her.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 1:11am
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Her shoulders look a bit bulky in these, Almost like Haydens! :/ But she still looks very attractive, I much prefer her without the gallons of fake tan too.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 3:54am
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ps lilly you remind me more of Rachel Leigh Cook in her day. Take it as a compliment as shes very attractive. But you don't have the slut-factor of Megan lol

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 3:58am
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will megan fox get any roles where she isn't the sex kitten?!

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 9:06am
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or is that as far as her acting range stretches?!

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 9:07am
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god she's so hot

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 2:44am
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