Holly vs Bridget vs Kendra - A Three-Way Bastardly Matchup!

Photo Credit: INFDaily.com

These were snapped @ the 2008 Really Awards, an award put on for all the wack reality TV stars we love to hate, but watch anyway b/c we have nothing better to do at 2:30AM in the morning. Every skanky ho & her granny showed up to the event---except the Kardashian family. The award show airs on Saturday, October 11 at 10p ET/PT on Fox Reality!

And now, let's focus on our three-way matchup between Hef's favorite playmates. I'm pretty sure we've done this one before, but who gives a shit. You guys know the drill...Vote & comment w/ deep thoughts down below.


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GO KENDRA!!!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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bridget is a hot hot hot older fuck

i like her natural tits and long legs and sweet demeanor and i want to bury my mouth in her muff and fill her honeyhole with a gallon of me goo

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 6:26pm
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how is holly last? i understand bridgets hotness but holly beat by kendra? somethings wrong there.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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i voted for kendra purely because she is hilarious

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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All of them look bangable, but the middle one looks nicer. That lucky bastard!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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Where do you register for an account ??

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 7:49pm
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Kendra all day and all night.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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Holly...classy act plus she`s Heff`s fav. and he knows women!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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Slut 'ho's to the third power.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:26pm
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I voted for Bridget. She looks the least fake (if that's possible) and the least annoying.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:48pm
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I say ya'll bastards need to get your eyes checked quick because Holly should be winning by a landslide. However, Bridget seems like she would make a god mom I see that, I don't know why the fuck she is even with these psychos. Holly seems self centred and she would probably cheat on me so yea, I'd go with Bridget. If I was a guy, I'm just saying. Okay see ya!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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kendra looks like a niggerlover

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:52pm
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I applaud Obama for nixing Hugh's appearance at one of his rallies. Support is one thing; being a 82 y.o. man with 3 blond skanks on his arm speaks volumes about values and morality. Those pics would have been canon-fodder for the Rupub committee.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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Bridget because her tits are actually real, she has a positive fucking attitude, and she can cook and take care of the house. The others are fake tittied lazy whores.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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even know im a girl ohwait im bi

i wanna go down on all of them

but i voted holly shes sexy

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 10:32pm
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holly has the best face, kendra the cutest body but bridget probly the best personality. i like them all though. though holly seems really fake sometimes.
damn in these pics bridget looks like she;s lost a shitload of weight, and her boobs went with it

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 11:36pm
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Bridget.

Holly is all plastic.
Kendra is a man-looking ditz.

Bridget is natural and a smart, sweet girl.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 12:59am
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Id bang all three of them golddigge...uh excuse me..hoes

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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Bridget gets my vote. I'd love to motorboat those natural tits of hers. The other two fakers can suck me off though.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 1:41am
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I don't like bridget. I voted for holly who cares if she's fake :P it's fucking playboy!

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 6:23am
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Holly's had the most plastic surgery (look it up), but I think she's the best overall, despite having no real personality.

Bridget, meanwhile, has the best personality and, for being in her 30s, has a great body.

Kendra's body is great, but I don't know about the face. And her laugh sounds like a machine gun.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 10:13am
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I picked Kendra because she is the most entertaining and fun. But honestly they are all ugly and fake. I would love to see them with out the extensions, orange tans, fake boobs and 10 pounds of makeup. And before anyone says it, No Im not hating on these girls. Lol.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 10:38am
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It looks like Holly has put on a few pounds!

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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I would do terrible things to Kendra! she's my girl no doubt... I hope E! gives her that rumored spin-off

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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maybe kendra is laughing because she just bought a plane ticket to texas. she wants to provide some hurricane relief.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 8:13pm
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Courtney they show these girls on the girls next door all the time without any make-up and ready for bed. Bridget doesn't even have fake boobs and i've seen her with absoloutely no make-up and she looks just as good. And all three girls have relatively short hair anyway, so even if they have extensions it's not really affecting their appearance.

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 11:00am
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Is it just me or did Bridget recently get hotter?

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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She definitely got hotter.

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 9:32pm
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Bridget. I first liked Kendra the first time I saw her, but later she just turned out to be retarded. Holly was my favorite out of all three, but now that I have seen her retarded toes, I'm going with Bridget. She's not bad at all...

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 @ 9:47pm
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