Doutzen Kroes Brings The Weekend Links!

- Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Will Never Let Us Down [HollywoodTuna]
- Aubrey O’Day is Today’s Daily Snapshot Gallery [CO-ED Magazine]
- Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Sarah Jessica Parker Attends DVD Launch For Sex And The City: The Movie [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Gary Coleman is charged [Celebslam]

- Candy Girls! Ow! [Complex]
- Katie's Big Broadway Welcome [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton's Dog Was Eaten [Yeeeah!]
- Hilary Swank has a Benign Growth [Derek Hail]
- Micorosoft dumped Seinfeld [The Blemish]

- Creatief met... karton [Flabber]
- Aubrey O'Day Loves Porn [Celeb Parasite]
- A-Rod and wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalize their divorce with no drama [Cele|bitchy]
- Megan Fox GQ Video (OMG,OMG, OMG!!!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

- WILL FERRELL ANSWERS INTERNET QUESTIONS [Unibrow]
- Tiffani Thiessen Rarely Misses a Meal [The Grumpiest]
- Anne Hathaway Almost Hits One Home [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And, of course...


And, lastly...

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31 Scandalous Comments

Do you have to pay the Zappa estate for the image in the banner?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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if anyone deserves to have her dog eaten it's paris hilton

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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Usually I find her extremely boring and plain, but she looks gorgeous here.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 7:53pm
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... She looks like Denise Richards... oh dear

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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Stunning, pretty and sexy !

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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great pictures

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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Pic 2 looks like she's peeing on the bottle, is that a new frangrance?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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you mean pic 3

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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Fucking Ugly. i hate this bitch's duck lips, angular jaws, and weird narrow furry forehead. this bitch got nothin' on adriana lima

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 10:01pm
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Funny how you mention angular jaws and duck lips.... doesn't that sound like Lima? Only this is a perfect white version 1000 times updated. Doutzen is stunning.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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"Only this is a perfect white version"

oh for the love of FSM

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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For a minute there, I thought she was playing the "Chinese, Japanese" game we did with our eyes in grade school.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 10:11pm
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The guess the celebrity legs entries below are exactly what make me hesitant to rock the bastardly tshirt. Maybe I'll buy one and hide it in my closet.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 10:59pm
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If her eyes were naturally shaped the way they are in the cover/1st pic she's be so much more gorgeous

but she's already really pretty

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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pic 3...wowza!

was not expecting that.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 12:18am
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Doutzen finally shows she has a naughty, sexy side. Yow!

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 2:37am
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Well she was paid to look like this so yea ..
She looks great, pic 3 was hot madness

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 5:41am
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She's stunning! But WTF is she doing with her eyes in pic 1, trying to look Asian??

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 10:37am
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Bravo Doutzen! The first time she does it for me - very sexy!

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 11:27am
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P.M.I.T.B.A.W.H.I.T.R.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 11:28am
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she's really pretty here...so much better when shes not smiling

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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How have you been? It's been the ages since I use a the eyelash-fucker-upers. She Italiano?

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 2:52pm
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Nothing special here. Pic 4 she kinda looks like Lima.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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About the T-shirts: you'd sell more if the word 'bastard' wasn't on the fucking thing, you stupid twat.

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 @ 12:44am
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haha

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 2:45am
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Hate the nails.

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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WOW OMFG

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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Loved her from the beginning...Does anyone else think this is what Shiloh may grow up to look like?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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SHILOH IS FUCKING UGLY. SHILOH IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHILOH IS A UGLY LITTLE BITCH. SHILOH IS A FUGLY LITTLE CUNT.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 3:07am
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DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING WHORE. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING CUNT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING SLUT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE DOUTZEN. DOUTZEN DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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Wow, never noticed but she has gorgeous hands/nails.

Sunday, November 16th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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