Kim Kardashian Refills Birth Control & Valtrex @ Rite-Aid!
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Splash NewsFor those of you who don't know, Kim Kardashian will star on this season's Dancing with the Stars, which will debut Sept. 22. Her dancing partner is Mark Ballas, so you expect a sex tape to hit the Internet in a couple weeks to help push TV ratings for the show to record levels. Naturally, it'll be one of those sex tapes made following a crazy night of intense dancing, so look for it soon.
Even though there's a week until the show premieres, the drama has already begun! Kim, upon the studio's request (i.e. wire payment), etched a very dramatic recollection of her Dancing with the Stars experience over the past few weeks. Here's an excerpt from a recent Myspace blog entry:
“All I could think was, I would be spending weeks and weeks and weeks, hours upon hours with this person, so I hoped we’d just get along to start!”
“But I can tell you this: I was really happy when I saw it was Mark!”
Reggie Bush better watch his back b/c his girl's about to get swooped by some white dude.
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She's gorgeous as always. I can't wait for DWTS!
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I know Im ready Rhonda!! Monday night right? YESSSS! Lol.
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Looks better here than in that post at the cleaners. Record the good parts for me Angels, cuz I'm sure there'll be somethin' good like the Shield on when DWTS airs.
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We'll send you the YouTube vids, Darlin'.
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And, she's dancing with Mark Ballas. Mmm. I think I'm old enough to be his mom, but I don't care. He's delicious.
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Fat legged cow,
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She is a mini cow, she should do some sex tapes more before her 15 minutes are over.
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lol herpes meds
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jeez gladiator shoes on this chunky monkey -
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them are some thunder thighs, but I like them.
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She's going to be great on Dancing With the Stars. Just because she's not a stick figure doesn't mean she's not healthy and has a great body! Watch the show and see how good it it - then bite your tongue.
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Blackberry Bold - lucky bitch.
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those are some ugly ass, thick, fat, stumpy legs...look how tiny her arms have gotten...they look weird since they are short...like they belong on a child's body because they dont go with the rest of her body....oh kimbo, you lil piggie you.
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She has put on some weight, but she is still gorgeous. I'd totally hit it and risk getting one of the many STD's that currently reside in her cooch.
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Why do fat bitches always think that higher heels will have a "slimming" effect on their fat piggy legs? You're FAT, nothing but a 1200 calorie/day diet and lots of exercise will change it.
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Everytime I look at her I keep getting images from her sex tape. I cant help it. That was the most boring sex i have ever seen.
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I really like her a lot, she´s so cute, but seriously, does she need to dress like this to go to the drugstore?!?! way too over the top!
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Regardless of what of the jealous,skinny bitch lovers say Kim is damn hot and hands down my favorite celb slut right now...(and that's sayin'something.)
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ugly whore
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I'f you can't go down on it, you shouldn't hit it! I would do the fat sister, and avoid the group sex by association from her many conquests.
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Kim is and will always be the baddest bitch in Hollywood.
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Word!
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Very nice shoes, she is hot, I will be watching Dancing with the Stars for a little while, I hate TV.
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