Lindsay Lohan Lookin' Hot @ 2008 MTV VMAs

As a proud man who loves a great pair of sexy legs, how can I possibly hate on Lindsay's dress?! The zipper pockets on the back are something I haven't seen before on a tight mini before, but I'm pretty sure the pockets serve their purpose very well if you're a socialite prostitute crackwhore.

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she looks like ass. She hasn't been this skinny since before her little trip to Utah!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:49am
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Oh yeah....

FIRST and SECOND

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:50am
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she doesn't look that bad

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:22am
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eating all that high protein muff did her good...

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:45am
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She lost a lot of weight. Aside from that, still ugly.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 3:35am
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too skinny to be hot

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 6:51am
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looking well, addiction to pussy cured her

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 7:09am
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She looks nice lately.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 7:49am
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lol. keep tooting that butt out like that. i've got something for your little pockets.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:19am
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I think she looks pretty there.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:38am
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Lesbianism suits her, she looks hot. And I love the dress.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:57am
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she needs to eat.. she almost dissappeared in that side ways shot

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:59am
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LL is not looking too shabby but that dress is FIYAH! zippers on the azz and tatas...brilliant!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:35am
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Is there any place on her body that doesn't have freckles?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:41am
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Sorry dude, I love freckles and would love to find out.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 2:43pm
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i tap away at this frecked celebri-slut until night turns to day. just being honest here...

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 10:12am
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Oh great...What's next? Parachute pants?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 10:25am
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She looks like a bobblehead.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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Isn't that oral technique?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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she drives me in circle insanely stupid...

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 11:15am
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so she is like a lady nascar driver?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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The Transvestite on Hollywood and Vine called, IT wants it's tranny dress back.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 11:59am
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BIG LOAD DROP

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:06pm
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My weiner belongs in her firecrotch.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:15pm
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Her head seems bigger than the body. Strange...

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:18pm
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she has no hips. I like the dress alot.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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Yeah, purple!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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STANDING DOGGY DRILL
EAT ASS
PILEDRIVER
GARGANTUAN LOAD DROP COMPLETE WITH FOUR LETTER WORDS AND DECLARATION OF UNDYING LOVE AND DEVOTION

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:09pm
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When is Lindsay gonna learn that she doesn't look good when she's skinny.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:18pm
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OMG SHE IS NOT LOOKING LIKE A CHEAP WHORE!! :O I approve strongly

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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Best she's looked in a while.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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She is looking more and more like her cheap looking mother.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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Picture 5 is hot I like that pose, to bad she don't like dick anymore. Feet are looking good I guess her girlfriend been sucking on those toes.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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I love Lohan's sexy legs, because most of the legs that The Bastardly writers put under "The Bastardly Sexy Legs Cam" are in fact, chicken legs, and thus, not sexy.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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She's too skinny. Other than that, she's looking pretty happy lately.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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wtf are those ass windows on the dress? her legs arent sexy its just the shoes that make them look decent

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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she could easily regain her mean girls-era hotness. just stay off the coke, and eat on a regular basis. and keep the natural hair color. she looked horrendous as a blonde.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 @ 12:05am
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I agree with kitten. her legs don't normally look this good. it's the shoes that make them look good here. her legs are skinny and don't have any muscle tone. and they have too many freckles.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 @ 1:08am
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these awards were so low rent. It seemed more like the Salina, KS local entertainment awards rather than a major MTV event

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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LINDSAY IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. LINDSAY IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.

Friday, October 31st, 2008 @ 1:56am
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