Jillian's Grace road through Skanky Hollywood was a total success. Most chicks in Washington, Missouri graduate high school & do one of two things: Get knocked up or attend the local community college (and then get knocked up), but Jillian busted out of there & onto the Howard Stern show!

From there, she did test shots for Playboy magazine & then eventually honored as Playboy's Playmate of the Month for March 2005! Like all the other hot chicks w/ Hef, while at the Playboy mansion, Jillian hosted many parties which were attended by Hollywood horndoggs. And, got pregnant.

Enter David Spade.

It was rumored a while back that David Spade had a brief relationship (3-5 minutes in lenght) with Jillian Grace (i.e. unprotected, drunken sex in the famous grotto @ the Playboy Mansion). He wasn't convinced he was baby-daddy, but said he'd fully support the kid if tests revealed otherwise.

Test revealed otherwise.

D. Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, dropped the bomb to People.com, confirming his paternity.

"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting 'Rules of Engagement.'"

So yeah, it must feel great to be getting no-strings-attached cash from a somewhat successful Hollywood star. And, for all you girls in search of Hollywood success, make sure you study the Jillian's life.

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