The Bastardly Morning Report
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
90210: Old Vs. New
Teen Mommies
Britney @ VMAs
Boobies!
Caption This!
Who cares?
Crackhouse!
Hottie!
From the agencies:
- Hathaway's sparks early awards buzz
- Weekly wrap-up of entertainment quotes
- David Letterman, Jay Leno, Sarah Palin
- Sex addict David Duchovny 'cheated on wife Tea Leoni for years'
And...
So, what'd you guys think of her speech last night...?
omg...so okay i just happened to be flipping through the tele and it just so happens i stopped on the WB and it just so happens it was 9.01.08 and then i went to get a drink and when i came back it just so happens i couldn't find the remote for the next two hours. so i had no choice but to wacth B.H.90210. it kicked arse. i thought annalynne would be the truth but that shenae is just to cute! and she's so tiny. really cute. she's my fave!
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wait that could be our (the states) VP ... HAHA! nice!
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she is hot, is smart, good speaker, pretty funny, so her only flaw is being a dumbass Republican. I'd even take independent.
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What's with the Photoshop pic again? Geez...
And for those of you convinced this is real, explain how that shadow falls in nature!
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She did a fantastic job last night. That's all I am going to say. I am a conservative, so I am probably among the minority on this site.
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what the fuck was up with Giuliani's background while he spoke? Kinda freaky.
I hate that bastard.
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Someone answered that earlier - it was supposed to be an ocean wave. Don't ask...
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Moe, it was mud, don't you think?
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well pretty nice photoshop work...but yeah Avenging Fist has a point there.
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guys stop talking about palin and talk about more important things...like how awesome the new BH90210. haha. i'll say this as one who just watches, nov. 4th will be interesting
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She's still 100% better looking than most VPs in the world including your own VP. Hahaha.
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oh and I forgot to mention, she's pretty damn sexy for a politician...and looking good for five kids.
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She needs some bukkake on her face, and her daughter has humongous cans. I have to admit, Palin is hot for a 44 year old mother of 5.
Any way, as I posted elsewhere last night, Obama should've picked Hillary. Hillary could've attacked Palin without drawing sympathy to Palin. Palin told a bunch of lies last night, and when she wasn't lying she was oversimplifying the issues. (Of course, if Obama had picked Hillary, McCain would not have picked Palin.)
Yeah, Obama is concerned about reading rights to terrorists. Republicans are so adept at oversimplying issues into distorted sound bites, and the uneducated masses fall for it. What Obama was concerned about, as was McCain until he flip-flopped a few months ago, is that we are holding people who have never been proven guilty of anything in an adversarial proceeding. This lowers our standing in the world and fuels hatred of the US for generations to come.
She said Obama wants a huge government in our lives, but who wants a bigger government than Republicans? They want to tell you you can't have an abortion, that you can't smoke marijuana even if your doctor prescribes it (and even if your state government says it's OK), they want to be involved in all your end-of-life decisions, they want religion to be a part of your government, they want to tell you what you can and cannot watch on TV, even on cable. Republicans want the government in every facet of your life.
But Palin was warm, people will want her at their BBQ, Obama is painted as an "Uppity Negro," so it's probably going to be a tight race.
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And the Republicans want to decide who you can or cannot marry.
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Wow. I am not saying I agree or disagree with you but I do want to say that this is where I come to gawk at chicks and make fun of celebs, dude, so don't bring down my party with politics, okay?
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Amen. Thank you, Avenging Fist. If I wanted to go to a celebrity gossip sit e with politics, I'd hit up TheSuperficial.com
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McPerv - what are you drinking? I want some of that!
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Republicans = Epic FAIL
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LMFAO!!!
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LOL! Good one.
Life imitates cartoons.
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She was awesome! Velvet gloves with brass knuckles.
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No matter who wins, anyone that gives a fuck about America should walk down to the white house and throw a sack of dead rats over the fence.
I would fuck her though, even though i might not be able to hit the sides after five kids. And I'd make her keep the glasses on cause they're her best feature.
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All attacks, tempering it with motherhood...Making it seem ok, but if your family is off limits it should be that was all the way around. Same on experience.
More attacks with no plan of what McCain/Palin plan to do to really change things.
Also flashing the typical Republican we have all the "right" answers and everyone else is wrong. Well we tried the everyone else is wrong approach with W. and where has that gotten America?
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What is Obama's plan? If you can explain what his plan is for the future of this country, maybe I'll vote for him. Obama has not been able to articulately convey to the American people what his plan is. Also, can you also tell me what a Community Organizer is? It sounds like a director of the local YMCA who makes sure that little Johnny is enrolled in the proper swimming class.
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"Obama's plan" "Obama's plan" What the fuck is McCain's plan? You act like people the nation over know what he plans to do that's any different than the current administration. Spell that out, instead of questioning us like your candidate is so clear cut and defined.
Oh wait, he is defined:
"right" here!
"Community Organizer" LMAO! More Republican talking-points. Dude, you're not even worth a debate. See you in November after the dust has settled.
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tell it like it is!!
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The plan for mccain and the republicrap is simple; keep the country sunk in a pointless war, try to make America seem vulnerable to "extrenal threats" when its is not (even when we take into account America has the largest military power worldwide) and distort everything you can, Bill almost got an impeachment for much lees wrong things than "dubya" did, still the republican crap is there, lying, distorting and manipulating everything they can
right winged politician/media are the same disgusting crap everywhere
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Bush should be taken to the Hague. Falluja was nothing more than ethnic cleansing if you actually read into what happened.
That and 1.2Million Iraqi's have died due to a war they never asked to put upon them. If they revolted and died that is one thing...In this case, Bush just decided they need more liberation and in turn killed far more Iraqi's than Saddam ever did.
Now who is evil?
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In fact Richard, you've got a point
They deposed a dictator to put Iraq into a bllobath that a civil war is, and your statment is correct, 1.2 m. people were sent into the grave only to satisfy the lobbies from contractors (military or not) who sponsored bush political campaign (halliburton for example) and sadly the disastrous invasio fo Iraq generation much more stir and instability than when saddam was there, even beig himself all the wrong he was
and if UN was serious, inf fact bush should be sent to Hague, milosevic (a criminal too) was sent for less, so why not bush ?
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In fact Richard, you've got a point
They deposed a dictator to put Iraq into a blood bath that a civil war is, and your statement is correct, 1.2 m. people were sent into the grave only to satisfy the lobbies from contractors (military or not) who sponsored bush political campaign (halliburton for example) and sadly the disastrous invasion of Iraq generates much more stir and instability than when saddam was there, even being himself all the wrong that he was
and if UN was serious, inf fact bush should be sent to Hague, milosevic (a criminal too) was sent for less, so why not bush ?
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Well, you have to actually watch the speeches to get the information.
A community organizer in Obama's case is a man that after getting his degree at Harvard went back to Chicago, where people had just lost there jobs to plants closings and get them retrained for new jobs and a different life.
There is a lot of involvement, but you really need to read up on it. I've read both men biographies and so on. Sometime you have to really reach beyond your own circle to find the real meat.
Watching the profile on CNN for both men might get you started....I've watched everything I can on both...One thing is overwhelmingly clear. McCain has changed drastically since getting the nomination and that part scares me a bit.
If you write and I don't respond back for a while, it is because I have work to do...I'll respond back as soon as I can...I won't ignore you. Healthy debate is a good thing for this country right now.
I'd look up Obama's page or go to wiki to get an idea of his plans....I did that for both candidates. McCain, nor has anyone that has spoken at the covention, really spelled out, officially, what McCain plans to do. I hope he goes into that a bit tonight.
Give me something to work with McCain!
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I am from Chicago actually went to school there and "community organizer" is someone who doesn't have a real job but rather one of those guys who rides the cotails of a Rev. Wright and receives something for the effort. Unfortunately!
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You didn't get the memo? The Rev. Wright, Father Phlager, anyone Obama has ever smiled at angle didn't work then and it's not gonna work now. You and the stuck-in-the-past right need to update your playbook, Playa.
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G - Chill - not sure what you are talking about! Personally I find politics - especially partisan politics - something I don't care much about. Blah, Blah, Boring!
I like coming to the Bastardly to get away from the BS, if you find your political views vulnerable to cristicsm I would suggest then you do not waste your time making any political statements.
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Huh?? Why should finding my political views vulnerable to criticism, cause me to shy away from making them? If you haven't noticed, I give as much criticism as I get.
There's an "Ignore this User" link under my name. Use it if u've got a problem with the "BS".
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Honestly you can't just put a statement like that out there and than run away saying I don't want to talk politics. Either say nothing or you enter the fray.
Shit the next thing we know, China and Russia will be marching in to Washington and everyone will say, "Man, maybe I should have payed attention to the world around me."
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It was a canned speech they rewrote at the last minute and it did what it was supposed to do: push Republican talking points without really addressing the issues.
She was killing me with that "don't attack my family" garbage, but it's ok to attack Obama's wife ("I'm always proud to be american"). Don't talk about my pregnant teen daughter, but don't talk about the fact that as governor I slashed funding for a program that teaches teen moms job skills and gives them a place to stay while they get on their feet.
Will they lay in to her about her shady pastor, trying to get her ex brother-in-law fired, and the ties she and her hubby had to a group that wants Alaska to secede? Probably not: the Republicans are attacking the media to get them to not ask questions about her, even if they are pertinent.
The part where she criticized Obama's/Democrats' energy plan as being non-existent (although she'd praised it as being better than McCain's a few weeks ago) was gold, too. I also don't like that all of her points eventually came back to McCain being a POW makes him the best to lead the country and how they knew who the real hardworking Americans were.
I'm tired of my friend pushing this woman down my throat because we both have pussies. The more I read about her stances and what she did not only as governor, but as mayor, I cringe at the thought that she's being sold as the choice for progressive women. If they were really serious about a woman candidate for president, they'd vote for McKinney, but they won't.
Unfortunately, we're not going to hear her really talk until the debates, if they don't replace her by then...and they don't have someone on a radio feeding her lines if they let her debate. Word on the street is that McCain wanted Leiberman and the religious right weren't having it. If she gets elected as VP and quits, McCain can put whomever he wants in her stead.
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Quit...Probably not. I have a feeling this trooper-gate thing is may blow up in her face.
Did anyone see that McCain refused to talk to CNN because Campbell Brown asked Tucker Bounds some hard questions about Palin?
Come one....McCain has taken a 180 degree turn and is starting to act like Golum...Hiding his prescious ring and all.
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Yeah. Quit. Something teary-eyed about needing more time with her family and "special needs" baby. By that time, she will have served her purpose--distracting people from the issues of the campaign and getting PUMA votes--and they won't need her anymore. The other idea was that if she bowed out a the last minute ('cause Trooper Gate just might blow up like you said), then they'd have to eat any kind of hurry-up pick McCain made so they'd stay on the ticket.
The Campbell Brown thing was a riot. I think my favorite part was him trying to convince her, us, and probably himself that the governor had any control over the troops once they hit the sandbox.
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Tucker reminds me of one of those Mormon guys that knocks on your door and asks if he can come in and talk to you about the lord.
I remember someone knocking like that on my door once in the inner city. I was like, "Dudes, you are going to get killed."
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Haven't you heard the good news?! Even if someone did bust a cap in their asses, they'd go to celestial heaven and have lots and lots of spirit children.
*feels dirty now*
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That's right next to the tea place, Celestial Seasonings rights?
Begs the questions always asked when Mormons got to heaven.
Why does heaven smell like excommunication with a slight hint of chamomile.
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An alternative theory:
Conservatives to McCain: Drop Dead
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That'd be interesting, too. Why can't they just fake a car wreck or something? Will they catch some people trying to assassinate him a minute too late? A damn election is just too much money and opportunity for someone to fuck up, you know?
Hell, I also heard he picked her 'cause she's "hot." Wouldn't be the first time he's cheated...
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The heck with all of this. I'm just ready for tonight's "shock and awe" song and dance to be over and the real campaigning to begin. These conventions serve only to distort reality.
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There is a huge difference in blatantly attacking the Paline and her down syndrome baby and family, and questioning why Michelle Obama only thought she was proud to be called an American only after her husband got the nomination.
Why hasn't the media questioned where Obama got the money to purchase his $4 million dollar mansion, even though both he and his wife make a paltry salary.
Or the real issue, what is Obama's connection with the ultimate radical leftist, Ayers, who BOMBED the Pentagon?
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Hilarious.
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If I were her, I wouldn't be proud of a country that marginalizes me and diminishes my accomplishments because of how I look, but says I should be proud because I could be somewhere the culture deems worse. I'm not proud of how badly turn the country has taken. I'm rather ashamed, in fact. Speaking out against what's wrong isn't un-American--it's Thomas Paine Americana--but 8 years of an administration that's equated dissent with being unpatriotic has blurred that line.
Where did he attack her baby? I recall he and Biden saying families were off limits.
Palin put up motherhood and the state of her family as part of her qualifying "experience." Is having a baby at her age and knowing it would have 1 in 30 chance of being born Down's Syndrome irresponsible?
Yes. Keeping it after the test results came back positive then calling it proof of "family values" is dangerous. Real family values would be to abort it and spare the kid a poor quality of life or to keep it, but leave office to give him or her all the care and attention needed. Life for the sake of life is no life at all.
As for her pregnant daughter, there is a double-standard here. If one of Obama's girls was pregnant, the GOP would be all over it like they jumped on Murphy Brown (a FICTIONAL character). You can't campaign on "abstinence-only sex ed is right and nothing else" when your own kids are carrying proof it doesn't work.
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i still dont even know who the woman is or whats going on. i dont watch tv apparently, or read newspapers. or vote. hah. leave me out of this bullshit
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By not voting you do vote. There's a reason it's called a civic duty.
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I dont know if that is Sarah's head photoshopped onto someone elses body, but if it is her, damn she has my vote!
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And why doesn't this bitch get some birth control? Oh right, because half the anti-choice people are opposed to birth control as well.
See, this is what happens when a woman in her mid-forties has her 5th child. The odds of a 45 year old woman having a Downs baby is a whopping 1 in 30.
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So she can have 25 more normal kids?
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Are all of you THAT FUCKING STUPID! Both parties have failed us, we have a democratic congress, Bush couldn't spend a cent without their approval. Both parties have not done a good job for 20 years! They con you into believing it's "the other guys fault". Real living standards have fallen, absent debt. The mirage of a strong economy was held up by people using their home equity like an ATM, and Wall Street obliging with a pyramid scheme of bad paper. Read bright independent people like Volker,Roubini, Schiller, Buffet, Grant, Fleckenstein, Von Mises institute, shadowstats etc. Basically people with first access to capital and those politically connected made billions while the taxpayers will be forced to cover the losses. Estimated from independent sources put the taxpayer bill for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac between 1.3 and 5.3 TRILLION!!! We already have 70 TRILLION of unfunded obligations. We have not had a balanced budget since I have been born (NO Clinton did not actually balance the budget, as national debt ROSE every year he was in office) Also, Clinton AND baby Bush have moneyed with the government data to under report inflation and unemployment. You can go to the government's own sites BLS.gov and look i the footnotes. u-6 unemployment, which is how it was calculated pre Clinton is over 10% inflation last year close to 10% yet the inflation rate the gov't used to calculate the latest GDP was 2% because the truth is we have been in a recession since November. Phil Graham (rep) and Barney Frank(dem) with many co conspirators, deregulated the industry that allowed the mess we are in BIPARTISAN. Not to mention how they have gerrymandered the districts so it is very hard to vote out an incumbent.
BOTTOM LINE...WE NEED TERM LIMITS TO RID US OF THE PARASITES FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO ONLY SERVE THEMSELVES, NOT US!
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^not to be condescending: "DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID"
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She is a disgusting hypocrite.
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I MUST SAY I FUCKING HATE HOW ANNOYING SHE ALWAYS LOOKS. I WANT TO HIT HER IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL!
SHE JUST CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT I WOULD BE SCARED TO HAVE HER 2ND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT.
BTW IT IS HER FAULT THAT HER DAUGHTER GOT KNOCKED UP IT IS SICK HOW LACKSIDAISICAL SHE IS ABOUT THE MATTER AS WELL.
SAYING IT IS COMMON IS A PRETTY SHITTY EXCUSE. NOT VP MATERIAL.
LOVE,
RAZER
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to be honest, i rubbed one out to her and john mccain's mom last night...
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The only thing John McCain didn't do last night was pass out lint covered Werther's Original Candies.
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