Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pics From Rio de Janeiro, Brazil!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

These were snapped @ the famous Ipanema beach in Rio.
As always, ladies, two sugar daddies is better than one---assuming they're cool with it, of course.
And, whenever we plug sugar daddies, we gotta pay respects to the King of All Sugar Daddies, Mr. Flavio Briatore. We can only aspire to be so successful in life. Bastard.












Man she's really got that bikini up her ass...really chewing that thing up something bad...oh btw, nice ass..
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i hope dennis miller gets really sunburned and goes into the ocean to cool off and gets stung by a box jellyfish and then a stingray punches a hole in his heart
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Want to touch the heiney.
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with her sunglasses on she looks like a hot/skinny jessica simpson. very nice... except for the regrettable arm tatt.
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very hot body
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She has great skin tone and beautiful legs as well.
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A2M here I cum!
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Dennis Miller is great. He's an outspoken conservative in a liberal entertainment industry. It's too bad liberals don't have the intelligence to understand his jokes.
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Agreed.
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So there is intelligent life form on this site. lol
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Dude, you've worn that line out. Do you conservatives do anything other than repeat the same old, worn out party lines? Tell Limblab and Rove to come up with somethin' new, cuz it's not gonna work, this time.
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Exactly, and what's funny is, is that all the conservatives do is berate anybody with an education like Obama, Gore, Kerry, who all went to Ivy League schools, and call them "elitists", but then Liberals are too stupid to get what they're talking about?
And yet, the toothless yokels in Arkansas somehow are smart enough to get what they're talking about?
How does that work?
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Dude, why are you such a hateful man? Tell me something, if your candidate is so qualified, why do the polls have Obama and McCain in a tie right now? Obama should be ahead in the polls by 10 points. I think the American people have figured out Obama is a fraud.
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Not hateful, just tired of neocon babble going unchecked.
These polls? Obama 44.6 McCain 41.9
http://www.usaelectionpolls.com/2008/national-polls.html
Not a tie, but close. However, after this weeks spectacle is over, things will right themselves. Mark my words.
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I agree. Obama should be ahead by 10 points. Even Michael Dukakis was up by 17 after the convention in 1988. This does not bode well for Obama. I'm a democrat, but I do believe that McCain is going to win, because the left played it safe with Biden. They should've picked Hillary.
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nice very hot body!
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Nice. Very nice, indeed! :-)~
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In reference to pic 3, oh my god that is hot!
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class "A" donkey for sure.
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def has a nice body. nice swimsuit too. bad tattoo though
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wow
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looks pretty good. but i hate when girls do the bottom swimsuit wedgie thing. they think its all hot but really, please, it looks gross. just buy a damn bathing suit bottom thats cut to show off your ass ie, 'minimal coverage.'
or do what i do and buy the bottoms like 3 sizes too small (it doesnt matter cause you can just adjust the side ties anyway), that way theres no need for the makeshift thong cause it basically already is one.
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" or do what i do and buy the bottoms like 3 sizes too small"
this works only in cases with size M and up.. so be nice to small girls :P its already hard to find small sizes.
and another thing: believe me it doesn't look better, when you are wearing bikini that is 3 sizes smaller than it should be
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