Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pics From Rio de Janeiro, Brazil!


These were snapped @ the famous Ipanema beach in Rio.

As always, ladies, two sugar daddies is better than one---assuming they're cool with it, of course.

And, whenever we plug sugar daddies, we gotta pay respects to the King of All Sugar Daddies, Mr. Flavio Briatore. We can only aspire to be so successful in life. Bastard.

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Man she's really got that bikini up her ass...really chewing that thing up something bad...oh btw, nice ass..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:26am
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i hope dennis miller gets really sunburned and goes into the ocean to cool off and gets stung by a box jellyfish and then a stingray punches a hole in his heart

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:31am
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Want to touch the heiney.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:55am
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with her sunglasses on she looks like a hot/skinny jessica simpson. very nice... except for the regrettable arm tatt.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 1:25am
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very hot body

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 6:19am
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She has great skin tone and beautiful legs as well.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 8:14am
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A2M here I cum!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 8:18am
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Dennis Miller is great. He's an outspoken conservative in a liberal entertainment industry. It's too bad liberals don't have the intelligence to understand his jokes.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 9:59am
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Agreed.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 10:45am
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So there is intelligent life form on this site. lol

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 11:58am
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Dude, you've worn that line out. Do you conservatives do anything other than repeat the same old, worn out party lines? Tell Limblab and Rove to come up with somethin' new, cuz it's not gonna work, this time.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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Exactly, and what's funny is, is that all the conservatives do is berate anybody with an education like Obama, Gore, Kerry, who all went to Ivy League schools, and call them "elitists", but then Liberals are too stupid to get what they're talking about?

And yet, the toothless yokels in Arkansas somehow are smart enough to get what they're talking about?

How does that work?

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 11:47pm
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Dude, why are you such a hateful man? Tell me something, if your candidate is so qualified, why do the polls have Obama and McCain in a tie right now? Obama should be ahead in the polls by 10 points. I think the American people have figured out Obama is a fraud.

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 12:00am
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Not hateful, just tired of neocon babble going unchecked.

These polls? Obama 44.6 McCain 41.9
http://www.usaelectionpolls.com/2008/national-polls.html

Not a tie, but close. However, after this weeks spectacle is over, things will right themselves. Mark my words.

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 12:55am
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I agree. Obama should be ahead by 10 points. Even Michael Dukakis was up by 17 after the convention in 1988. This does not bode well for Obama. I'm a democrat, but I do believe that McCain is going to win, because the left played it safe with Biden. They should've picked Hillary.

Friday, September 5th, 2008 @ 1:14am
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nice very hot body!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 10:30am
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Nice. Very nice, indeed! :-)~

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 10:34am
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In reference to pic 3, oh my god that is hot!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 10:39am
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class "A" donkey for sure.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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def has a nice body. nice swimsuit too. bad tattoo though

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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wow

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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looks pretty good. but i hate when girls do the bottom swimsuit wedgie thing. they think its all hot but really, please, it looks gross. just buy a damn bathing suit bottom thats cut to show off your ass ie, 'minimal coverage.'
or do what i do and buy the bottoms like 3 sizes too small (it doesnt matter cause you can just adjust the side ties anyway), that way theres no need for the makeshift thong cause it basically already is one.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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" or do what i do and buy the bottoms like 3 sizes too small"
this works only in cases with size M and up.. so be nice to small girls :P its already hard to find small sizes.

and another thing: believe me it doesn't look better, when you are wearing bikini that is 3 sizes smaller than it should be

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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