Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater!
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Megan Fox: Nude Girl-on-Girl Action on the Way!Now wipe that drool off your chin before it ruins your keyboard and let's discuss just what Megan Fox nude will be doing in the upcoming vampire movie, Jennifer's Body.
According to reports, Fox and co-star Amanda Seyfried will be enjoying a topless romp in bed with another in the film.
"The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene," said the insider. Source
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HOTTER THAN ANY VICTORIA'S SECRET BITCH, ESPECIALLY THAT FUGLY ADRIANA LIMA
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HELL NO. This bitch tries way too hard to be sexy. You can tell Megan is so into herself and takes her "sexy" image so seriously. Adriana is sexy without trying, and she's naturally beautiful too.
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Agree.
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Not to mention that Adriana actually has a really nice personality compared to this bitch who is the new Jessica Alba. Give her 5 years and everyone will be over this washed up herpes ho.
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Nice personality? Actually Adriana looks like a retard...
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Adriana may look retarded, but who needs brains when you look that smokin' hot??
I'd take Adriana over Megan Fox. Just because of the ass factor.
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jomama, that would be exactly my words...
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oh god, trailer trash icon
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Her fake lips are getting ridiculous. Look at pictures of her from just a few months ago, her lips weren't that big. And then look at pictures of her from a few years ago, she was very thin lipped.
Man I hate this fake whore. Everything about her is fake, personality included.
She wishes she were half as beautiful and original as Angelina Jolie, yet she is nothing but another poseur.
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fake or not she is HOT
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She's on her way to becoming a big chick. Look at the crease she has on her stomach.... And the arms are getting big...She won't be the envy of anyone in 4 years.
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this girl always looks smokin'. my favorite, by a long mile.
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she looks like a man with those weirdly huge fake lips...i dont know how she made it to ACE's hot list with those ugly ass toes...comment #1 made me laugh really hard...fox's face looks hot on her own but after seeing lima's and doutzen's candid pix yesterday, dare i say she is nothing special in the face (don't even get me started on the body cuz there is no competition)
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d - I think she is the hottest woman on the planet right now and this is the first time I've really seen her feet....they are nice! That's how hot she is...I didn't even have to see her feet to give her the hottest woman on the planet title. I'd even take her with busted feet!
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Perhaps swayed by your lust for the rest of her? I see quite a bunion forming.
http://dirtyrottenwhore.com/galleries2 /2008/8/megan_fox_purple_dress _cleavage/megan_fox_purple_dre ss_cleavage_007.php
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Don't click the link, use the full URL.
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I can't see the pic at work, but Megan is the exception to every stupid rule I have when it comes to women.
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How does she look like a man because she has full lips? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Full lips=feminine, not manly. Maybe you find them too big or something, but I don't see how that would be manly.
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i like megan. i think she´s beautiful and knows how to act. she´s also very good role model.
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She's a great role model for strippers looking to make their way into "show biz".
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Angelina Jolie wannabe
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FUCK YEAH!!!! now we're talking....................
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5. shallow_grl
fake or not she is HOT
^ ^^^^ you said it! SO sexy, she puts angie to shame, let ALONE jessica alba! this girl is SMOKIN!
. kristiina (Uncertified Bastard)
i like megan. i think she´s beautiful and knows how to act. she´s also very good role model.
^ ^ ^ me too!!!!!
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Hotter than Hell!
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seems crack bitch
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pic 3, very good and is just a candid...
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She is one of the only celebs in the world who is just as hot in her candids as her professional photos.
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Blazing hot in a trashy sorta way.
Just how I like 'em.
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Sunglasses are goofy, hate the tattoo but she is gorgeous!
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if she were really trying to be Angelina Jolie she would:
A. get totally incomprehensible Asian tattoos because she thinks "Eastern philosophy is you know so much more spiritual"
B. Have some of Brian Austin Green's blood in a vial around her neck (preferably several pints of it, you know enough to kill him.)
C. French kiss her brother; "Daddy says I'm the best"
D. show no emotional range in her acting, vacillating between clownishly manic and brooding, with the occasional addition of a crappy accent.
E. Try to fill her empty soul by adopting a child from every continent
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That may be the best post I have ever read here. Angelina is a fraud!
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John is the truth. drones take note. now will everyone stop saying she's trying to be angelina because they think they look alike. if you think they look similar, doesn't mean she's trying to be her, damn it!
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I dunno.....
A. She's already got one copycat tattoo like the one on Angelina's belly...so maybe she opted for the busted marilyn monroe as a statement on beauty instead because that was deep/spiritual?
B. We're not going there. That was total horrorshow. BAG is kinda like Billy Bob in the sense that they were both famous for a hot minute, but got famous again after bagging someone better looking than them. It could go all the way.
C. Does she have a brother? If she has no siblings, that's never gonna happen and shouldn't count.
D. She has no emotional range in her acting. That fish out of water/Corey Haim gaping trap thing all through Transformers (Look! I'm cool! *open mouth* Look! I'm scared! *open mouth* Look! I'm badass 'cause I gots daddy issues and boosted a car! *scowly open mouth*) wasn't helping her. To be fair, she needs to be in a different kind of movie on the off chance she does have acting chops, otherwise she's going to be playing the same role (T/A) until she's too old (3-5 years max) by Hollywood standards.
E. Give it some time. She's not yet rich enough to where they'd give her a baby no questions asked or famous enough that news people ask her questions about the world like she's a pundit because she was in a movie about it that never left the lot during filming.
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That tattoo is gonna look HOT in 30 years.
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shes undeniably hot and I have to say I think her body is gorgeous... I even prefer it to adrianas atm (bring on the attacks LOL). BUT although its less so here, she still has the whole porn star vibe and anyone can see Adriana lima is very classy and more natural.
Also, I dont think megan will age well. Itll go from the porn star vibe to the drag queen vibe.
Never-the-less, my verdict is that shes very sexy.
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i don't wear sunglasses but if i did they 100% without a doubt would be blue like Megan's!!! but i'm afraid i'd look no where as good in them as Ms. Fox
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However, her blue sunglasses cover her pretty blue eyes.
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Very average looking underneath it all.
The old, REAL her: Dark blonde hair, light eyebrows, Thin lips, bumpy nose, no tattoos, no fake tan, no caked on makeup, and an overall very average looking girl.
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somebody kick her infested floppy minge hardly
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i've had better
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BEAU-TEE-FUL.
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FIYAHHHH!!!
and as an added bonus - she's even getting a lil thick too. jeez
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Lickable like a chocolate ice cream!
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weird nostrils that are a bit too big, and something abt her nose is off. dont like her at all.. her personality ruins it.
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the only thing i don't like about these pics are her glasses. they just ain't necessary. besides that, i see a total hottie. with a face you would love to stare into as she's being pleasured (TMI?). so hitable...
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i'd rather kick it with jodie marsh than this bitch
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i think if i was a woman i'd rather hang out with Jodie marsh too. ain't no way to get male attention with a hottie like Megan Fox standing next to you.
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that's not what i meant, although both are trashy, jodie seems less stuck-up and more fun. megan just looks like a bitch. every day i come on this site i thinks it's so funny that guys comment on how hot they think chicks are, so your standards get way higher than any kind of girl you would manage to get to go out with you. ah, the internet.
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are you from the U.K? do you know much about Jodie? i am, and i know she's a right pillock.
i love how girls come on here and disrespect girls that are way hotter than them, and dare act like they have something over them. ah, the internet.
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ahahahaha i'm disrespecting megan? i'm so sorry megan! pathetic fuck. go find a real girlfriend.
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oh man. don't get made Shandi. it really isn't worth it. plus you're making it look like i've won.
WIN!
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and i like how guys are allowed to say whatever the fuck they want about a girl's attractiveness but when a girl says something it's always "your jealous!" kind of shit. so stupid. i never even commented on her looks other than her looking like she has a bitchy kind of attitude.
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oh please, enough with your trash talk!!! say that to her, your damn arrested from police officer you fucking douchebag "fan crap" hater
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"say that to her, your damn arrested from police officer you fucking douchebag "fan crap" hater."
huh?
what? oh please, what a witless bastard you are. "go get yourself arrested" damn, i really got owned there... idiot. why have you even taken the time to involve yoourself? bored? nobody was talking to you (or ever talks to you). you're one of the most irrelevent commenters here. don't talk to me. i have no time for dickheads that talk shit and use basic insults like "fan crap". dumbass...
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Shandi? You weren't so mean the last time out. Not sure that warranted the response you gave. Especially considering Loki is super-chilled cool..We're talking nitro supercool.
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yes "Ah, the internet"
where you can always count on reading all the unoriginal and tired put downs such as: "she's hotter than any girl you could ever get"
blotting out the funny like like a huge biblical swarm of tiny locust-sized jimmy fallons
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Now that is funny and quite the annoy picture. Not that you needed my validation...Just thought I'd say so.
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haha, UK sucks!!! go get yourself arrested!
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lmao fuckin internet thugs. faggots get a life
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Hottest actress alive.
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Who's the lucky bastard hitting that ass every night? The girl is hot and her feet are good too, I seen good pictures of them. She been wearing those biker boots for that new Transformer movie so they looking kind of rough right now. hahahaha
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Her hotness goes away every time I look at those fucking white-trashed tattoos
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Goddamn she is sex. I would FUCK THAT for a year straight man.
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I don't care if she's turning into an Angelina Jolie clone. She's still hot. I'd rather take a romp in the sack with Megan than that weirdo Jolie any day.
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I wonder if she is as sick and tired of looking at that Marilyn tattoo as we are...
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@ 49^ i would hang out with neither. both are brainless hoes. one is a way hotter slut, true...but both seem equally disgusting.:)
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she fucking hot, 6th time to have hot fan women
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she's hot but even when she cracks the tiniest smile her nose flares up like crazy.
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she's insanely hot, but i don't like her...it takes something seriously...ballsy...to wear a Marilyn Monroe tat. Not that I think Marilyn was beautiful, I'm not of that generation and I've just never seen it...but she's the ultimate icon of American beauty...to wear her face on your arm takes a serious complex about yourself.
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Megan is hot, although not extraordinarily beautiful like Angelina. I also don't like the fact that she keeps injecting her lips thus making it obvious that they are fake. It just cheapens her face because you can tell they're fake. I also think she's a bit dull for worshiping an ancient slut, and ruining her skin with her face.
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I think that she is very sexy. If I was ever crazy enough or drunk enough to consider sex with another woman this one would do it for me.
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sexy! but has anybody noticedshe has
weird thumbs...
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no-ho-mo.....Long time ago...
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Damn...with all the defects you people found on her....sure wish I could examine her much closely, I would let you know for sure just how bad she was....yeah I wish....anyway since she appeared on the glamour lights, I've considered her the sexiest female alive. Of course with my other favorites, KB,AL,JB,SB,CT..and all the rest. Hell I'm not picky.
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Megan may or may not be an Angelina Jolie wannabe. But by God, if that's not a good-looking piece of ass that I've yet to see one in this life.
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Why is she always greasy....and not so hot, just a postergirl for the little boys to toss their junk around to.
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ugh she just always looks dirty to me, like she smells bad, yet reminds me of how i looked/dressed as a teenager, sadly. one of these days she'll come to her senses and cut that nasty hair and stop wearing so much make up
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