Did Luke Howell Give Kelly Osbourne A Black-Eye?!

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These were snapped earlier today in London as Kelly left home to pay her doc a visit. It's pretty obvious that someone beat up Kelly Osbourne, so who the hell was it? Luke Howell doesn't exactly look like the type of guy who beats up his women (or men)...

What's the bastardly take on this?

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Wish it could have been me...

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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I bet there is a long line of us who would love the chance to blacken the other eye.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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who clocked Kelly? I would pay good money to see that!

thats some funny shit right there!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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maybe she got into a knockdown drag-out over the last slim-fast brownie...

i'm thinking her brown-eye is pretty battered too... you know that dude makes and takes deliveries in the rear...

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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I'd say Ozzie popped the fat little toad, but there is no way he could summon the energy to do it.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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isn't that Spencer from King of Queens?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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she fell. yeah that's the ticket

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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Those tats freak me out.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 9:43pm
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did she bang her head against a neighbour eating at the trough? LOL matey

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 9:56pm
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Excellent Jog whoever is he? why didn't he punch in both side... u bitch Kelly.. i just hate u...

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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 10:42pm
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yep that is some funny shit...I wonder what Daddy had to say about that?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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Her boyfriend poked her in the eye, and not with his finger.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 2:06am
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she got punched in the eye for trying to give a lap dance to the random guy she found hot at the bar...

i like how her sausage arms are being choked by the sleeves of her top

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 9:16am
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