Malin Akerman Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, September 22nd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Lucy Pinder Is Naked With Chanelle Hayes [HollywoodTuna]- Vanessa Hudgens Washes Her Face With a Vibrator [CO-ED Magazine]
- Nancy O’Dell Brings her Big Ol’ Mom Tits to the Emmy's [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kylie Minogue Raising Money For Abused Children [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lopez kicking off her world tour in Athens [Celebslam]
- The Hottest Euro Dance Chicks [Complex]
- Michael Phelps Is Not Having A Chico's Kind Of Day [Dlisted]
- The Spears Family, Wal-Mart, and Kiddie Porn [Yeeeah!]
- Travis Barker Will Be Okay, People. [Derek Hail]
- Josh Groban is a dork [The Blemish]
- Eénmansband covert AC/DC [Flabber]
- Dane Cook Evicted Over Dog Feces, WTF? [Celeb Parasite]
- Kelly Osbourne gets a book deal to write memoir [Cele|bitchy]
- "I Wanna Bang..." Vol.21 featuring Cassie [The Bastardly Society]
- Funniest Cat Videos In Internet History [Unibrow]
- Lindsay Lohan In Her See Through Top [The Grumpiest]
- Salma Hayek Sings, Looks Hot Doing So [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...

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the lucy pinder/chanelle hayes pics are the hottest thing ive seen since last night when i watched videos of alexis texas, megan reece and carmella diamond getting tagged by large penises
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well my initial reaction was to click the vanessa hudgens vibrator link... however it isn't as kinky as one would have you believe.
anyways, this chick has nice legs. i'll leave it there, since the whole shoot is as boring as watching 2 slugs battle to the death
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White pasty hotness.
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Nice, nothing out of the ordinary...but I'd let her ride my burro.
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Meh
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more pics of malin please.
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Doesn't get more Scandinavian then this woman, does it? I'm almost all Norwegian myself, so I'm like a ugly male version of her with a way bigger gut, heh.
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Something about those milky white legs gets me excited. I want to pull those boots off and check out her feet and toes.
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I saw her on the show Ellen Degeneras, however you spell it, and she is so funny and pretty... these pictures are cheesy and stupid and don't do her justice.
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Buster's right. I hate the fucking boots. I'd pee in her butt though...
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Do you really think white America is going to elect a black president? Ha ha
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$700 billion? No fucking way.
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The Orange County Chopper dudes endorsed McCain. That's great.
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pretty girl, but i like photo shoot theme/style
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That dumb movie she was in the Heartbreak Kid has me thinking she really is an annoying person.
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