Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures!

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Not the best set of pics

but it looks like she has a nice body

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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Hummmm, not much to look at on this pics....but I know she ain't bad...so I'll just leave at that.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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I know. I'm trying to find a better set!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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She has a great bod.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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hot...could do with a bit more boobage though

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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I don't really like her body. I think it's because it's the type that with any weight on it will all go to her stomach, I can just tell. She's a complete apple shape.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:46pm
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I think any woman's body has the potential of going downhill if not taken care of properly, but Carrie obviously takes care of herself. I think she has a hot and healthy looking body. (I'm not trying to start an argument...just making an observation). I really hope she doesn't visit Kellie Pickler's doctor.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Totally....Kellie was so cute...Now she's the next Dolly Parton.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:27pm
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It's only fitting, because Dolly is her hero.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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I think I'm thinking of when she first came out and she did have a little bit of weight on her and it was all in her stomach and love handles. She still had skinny legs and no ass. I personally don't like that body type. That's just my opinion. But as long as she keeps not eating, she looks good. Still assless, but good.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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Yes, I'm a tough cookie...

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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Wow..that was bad.... :O)

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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Richard - Bad by design.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Not you, Ace. The Anonymous Black Chick. But I agree with you about Kellie Pickler. I had no idea who she was and then one night I turned on the telly and was flipping around when I had to stop and go back to The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because Kellie Pickler was sitting on the couch, and all I can remember thinking is, Man, she's hot, Oh my God, she is so hot, Wow, who is that, Shit, she's hot. I think she was wearing a short black dress and super high red heels and she had that look on her face, it's hard to describe, some girls have it and some girls don't, it's that look that says, You know you want me and I know you want me but you know you can't have me and you know that there's not a thing you can do about it and it's killing you because I know you think I'm hot and it's true you have no idea how hot I am and you're never going to find out even though you know there is some guy out there who is and you're not going to be that guy so I'm sorry so sorry but what are you going to do that's just the way things are I'm hot and you're not and it's not fair and neither is life and that's why I have this smile on my face which makes you infuriated because it's making you want to slap my face but you would never touch me in that way so just forget it and look at my legs and just think what I would do to you or you to me it doesn't matter it's never going to happen so you might as well change the channel and go to sleep or roll over and try to have sex with your wife while you're eyes are closed and you are thinking of me.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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I don't think Kellie is hot, but I used to think she was cute before she got the implants. Once she got the implants, I was totally turned off. Why do woman mutilate their bodies like that? Is it for self confidence or is it to attract men?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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You got it. To attract men and therefore gain the self-confidence they sorely lack. I'll take an A Cup with Bad Ass Self Confidence over a D Cup with Weak Ass Low Esteem any day of the week. Besides, I am of the school of thought that says boobs are overrated. Face, butt, legs - much more important. But then again, when I was 17 years old the only thing in the world that mattered was a giant pair of pillowy fun bags, so maybe I'm just saying this because I'm older.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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I agree with you. It appears we have the same philosophy when it comes to women.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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Time to hit the cookie jar again....Sometimes we filter our addictions through other means. LOL!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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been waiting for something like this

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:58pm
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stupid tony romo!!! i don't know who dumped who. carrie probably dumped his ass. but still, you could be having that right now and instead you're with jessica simpson??!!?! dummbbbbasssssss

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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Carries a really good person, I wish I could say she's hotter physically than Jessica, but she's not.

Though Carrie's very pretty.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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I'm doubtful that Jesus would take her wheel rather than grab her titties. Maybe he had one hand on the wheel and one on her tit, a multi-tasking sort of guy.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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I'd take Jessica Simpson over this any day...curves baby

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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I just became very hard.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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I soooo want some of carrie underwood, my only complaint is that the pics are a bit dark and too far away. Now I must go rub one out.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Average.....boring.....extremely overrated white trash.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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Maybe a little better than average, but I would definitely still pound her brains out.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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she's such a cutie, she keeps in good shape too

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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nice...very cute n sexy!!..

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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carrie underwood is my favorite country singer, she such a cutie and sexy

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my room.

No calls.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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Now is another time that I hate my life

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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If this was highschool, she would be the best looking girl on the rugby team. Half insult/half compliment! Well, more insult.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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Hell yes... she is totally hot. Wish for clearer pictures but from what I can see, I really like.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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She's fuckin ugly her and Jessica Simpson can both go fuck off

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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She's very beautiful, even without make-up. Cute little figure.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:49pm
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She has a stiff face that looks very unpleasant.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 1:22am
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She is cute. Kinda thin, though.

(By the way, this is my very first post!)

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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she really did completely transform herself after american idol. her face is absolutely gorgeous, and now she has the cutest little body to match. love her

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 12:29pm
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shes cute, its too bad country music kinda sucks

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 1:38am
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shes cute, its too bad country music kinda sucks

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 1:38am
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Bitch has no ass.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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