Naomi Campbell Kisses Man. Man Still Alive. We Think.
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonlineNaomi Campbell spent the weekend on Brazilian entrepreneur Marcus Elias' yacht in Saint-Tropez, France.
Mr. Elias could be banging Brazilian beauties, but he chooses to live dangerously by dipping his mushroom stick inside Naomi Campbell's fiery depths. What the hell is this guy smoking? It's also very likely that Naomi threatened to bite off his balls if he didn't follow through with this trip to St. Tropez? Or maybe she's holding somebody close to him hostage? Who knows...
awesome caps!!! dude its the perfect time to push her off. haha
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so Naomi likes white meat? Who would have thought...
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What the hell is going on with her hairline? Looks like somebodys going bald!
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oh my god...that is coming from you?!!!!!!!!! the irony!!!! you should worry about your face first (if that is you indeed) but still, whoever that girl is in your pic, she looks like a mixture of an alien and a bird...her eyes are about to be on the sides of her head...i can sit between her eyes and have a lovely picnic...and she should have some bangs for that 5+ balding head of hers
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Somebody let d55 out of her cage again.
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Green is soooo not a good colour on you, bitch. Moe, do you see this? d55 is trying to bully me. Ban her!
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LOL...yeah, jealous of you? i am sorry i dont have an alien/bird fetish...esp if they are balding! look at the women on my hot list...then look at you...then rethink about the word "jealousy"..if you were as hot as them, i would have said, "you are pretty on the outside but you surely are a bitch and ugly on the inside, ghetto whore"...i speak the truth, hoe, the truth
who u trying to fool saying i am trying to bully you? u weird looking creature...who attacked who first, huh? go, lay some eggs, bird faced bitch
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Hahahahaha, im not balding, idiot. Its called having a 5 head and im damn proud! Just because you have zero forehead and close together cross eyes like a fucking fish. Bitch please!
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yeah, you arent balding? my ass you arent balding...look at that hairline...that is in addition to having a 5 head...no, more like 6+ head.. i have no forehead? why cuz i dont have a 5+ head, it automatically means i have no forehead LOL...stupid lil cunt
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Ok then, whatever. I am no longer going to feed the troll. Go bully somebody else.
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dude...you started attacking me first...so stop playing the victim and using the word "bully"...you did admit to being immature on my wall so not sure why you're still putting on another face on here
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How am i putting on 'another face'? Im simply trying to stop this thread becoming a big drama thread. If youve got something off topic to say to me, say it on my guestbook.
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fine by me...but dont be shocked when i reply cuz you keep using the word "bully"
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^^ Psychotic, self-aggrandizing mere speck of a woman.
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Yum! looks like some kind of an orgy.
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i thought the same thing...
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Why do I have this feeling that my life would be much better if I had a fucking yacht?
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I've done my research & life is much better if you own a yacht.
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I sure as with anything else, the larger the yacht..the better the quality of life.
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her body looks perfet.
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^^^ perfect
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Holy receeding hairline batman!
still hot tho.
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Wait. Uh,..there's like only one broad there tho.
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Her hairline has always been like that. She's aging very well. I mean, how old is she now? Close to 40? She looks really good. She has a temper and so does her mother. I read once that she and her mother got into a fight in a restaurant and her mother reached across the table and slapped Naomi really hard. Naomi did nothing and pretended like everything was fine and just continued eating and talking, as though nothing had happened. So, that's where her temper comes from.
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i don't care how fine you are Sir Percy ain't puttin up with no mega barbara streisand bitch. and thats exactly what naomi is.
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That ass is on point!
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That's not a French kiss...She's sucking his soul from his body.
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LMFAO...you've been on a roll for a while with your comments!
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Picture 10 was her bashing someone in the vicinity with her cell phone.
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Ha ha. Apple should dedicate one of their iPhone models to her. Imagine if they got her to do an ad for them. Now, that would actually be kind of funny. "In addition to its numerous innovative features, I find that my new iBrick travels through the air much faster and has a greater impact on the skulls of those I am angry with."
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HAHAHA! Marketing genius at work!
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She's a crazy psychotic bitch, but she's the hottest 38 year old coke-head ever. I'd eat here pussy for hours.
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&%^$$(* Bring back the edit! I guess typos are funny, though.
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Only closeted homosexuals eat pussy!
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and bi girls
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"Only closeted homosexuals eat pussy"
lol....never heard that before.
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And you'll probably never hear it again. Bastardly has a way of bringing the $1 store psychoanalyst out in many a user.
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...is a pussy
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^^ Bitter and pwned.
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LOL. Only clueless men don't go down. Haven't you ever seen the South Park movie - "Find the clitoris".
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If that's true I am a huge fag.
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going downtown reminds you of sucking cock. next best thing, eh?
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OK so I though the "only fags eat pussy" was a joke, but I'm getting the sense you are saying that for real? If so, someone explain that please.
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Well by the comments you leave on this site you are obviously bisexual. And no completely straight man would eat pussy to begin with. Why would you want to stick your head in between somebody's legs and give them pleasure?
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LOL, how is it that my wide ranging appreciation of all types of feminine women, and my enjoyment of pussy-eating, make me bi? What bizarro place is this? Get some help dude, you are not bi, you are gay. Accept it and you'll be a happier person.
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...up his butt.
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Seriously, you are angry because you hate yourself, you hate that you are gay. You are so afraid to face your homosexuality that you don't even want to go down a woman because you perceive that to be a passive sex role, which you associate with being gay.
Ever notice that the most anti-gay preachers are gay?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, I think it's sad that society makes it so hard for people like you to accept that they are gay.
Good luck to you.
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She looks good? She looks like she can beat teh crap out of all of these guys. Maybe thats what keeps their attention. Next...
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Body looks smashing.
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I never could stand her. She's ugly with an attitude to match.
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That guy is a con=man who has been busted many times. What can I say they're perfect for each other!
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she is balding just like Aisha!!! (if that is her real pic, by the way) anyways, NC is a complete cunt who think she is a diva and demands special treatment from everybody....bitch doesnt even know how to kiss...it is like she is trying to digest the man's head
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the headline alone deserve an lol! that is just class...
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Thats one ugly fucking bitch! I hope one day someday beats the shit out of her ugly ass. And she looks awful considering she has no kids. She would probably beat them too if she had them.
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That is not a kiss, the bitch is eating him from head down.
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Someones on this post picking on people again,I wonder who the tranny whore is? Also a big fat bailding tatteltale.
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how about you post a pic of your nasty fat ass? oh you cant cuz you are hideous!
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK, we all know she is a pyschobitch. But damn if that ass doesn't look half her age. Her hairline, on the other hand...
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"Mr. Elias could be banging Brazilian beauties, but he chooses to live dangerously by dipping his mushroom stick inside Naomi Campbell's fiery depths. What the hell is this guy smoking?"
Some rich men just want to add a famous chick to his list of "hot famous women I already banged"...you know, to tell his friends "Look I banged Naomi Campbell". In this particular case he can also brag that he lived to tell.
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I must be missin' somethin'... did Naomi kill a man?
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It's a joke, man...Relax. Naomi is famous for her rage, random attacks and bitchy behaviour. I was following Moe's and the captions' lead.
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Who isn't psycho now a days?? We are all psycho bitches...
fuct up.. oh yes we are.
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in the department of psychology at university. tbh I think the profile she projects on the bastardly is an invention shes usin for her thesis etc. It would explain why she aint been banned (i figure moe and jack have been notified). It would also make more sense since theres no way anyone as big an asshole as she pretends to be. Some kinda experiment me thinks. Good luck with the degree, D!
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haha, is this true, d55?? It sure would explain a lot!
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i dunno why she put that she wanted to be a surgeon before. Shes probably doin a thesis on cyber interaction/identity lol. At least it means she aint a total lunatic lol
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