Kelly Brook Spices Up The Lunch Time! God D-D-Daayum!
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Alan Strutt is the Bastardly Genius behind this shoot. Damn him.EXCLUSIVE: Flirty Billy Zane's wild night picking up women...
Billy Zane spent a wild evening attempting to pick up women behind Kelly Brook's back, Mail Online can reveal.
The actor, 42, worked his charms at a Los Angeles nightclub, where witnesses described his behaviour as 'flirtatious beyond belief'.
A source said: 'Billy was hitting on every woman in sight.
'He bought round after round and was making it plain that he was up for meeting someone. [Daily Mail]
looks like this sexy lady could suck a man's soul from his body. OWW!!!
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Just pose nude already.
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She looks a lot like a young Cindy Crawford. She is very beautiful.
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THE BOOBS!
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2nd pic on page 6 got me saying boy ol' boy
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Pic 5 is one of the hottest pics I've ever seen. Hey, an English woman with perfect feet! Maybe there is a God.
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Wow. I mean, wow.
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She looks like a mix of Cindy Crawford and Liv Tyler
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NO ass! I'd cheat on her too...
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NOT COOL!!
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something from jessica simpsone
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Looks like a dude. ;-)
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Mmmmmm,,,mellons, big ripe juicy full size mellons ready for the picking.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. indeed a fine specimen, very old pics tho. the cuff on the shoe is a bit much tho, otherwise, 2 thumbs up the bunghole. i've done worse tho.
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She is indeed the hottest of the English babes, they know how to make big breasted models....
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She is so beautiful.
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Hot, I need a drink...
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damn, billy zane is stupid. why the hell would you go flirt with other women when you have the most beautiful one at home waiting for you? eedjit.
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Because some men are just dicks like that and some women actually like it and keep coming back for more.
Kelly is beautiful and I love those shoes. I think she should dump Billy and go lesbian with me. I won't cheat.
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Hey settle down lady, he was just buying rounds and having a chat. Chatting isn't cheating!
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No, chatting is cool but myself and likely the other poster were referring to a previous incident when Billy supposedly did cheat.
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Hey, hold on a minute, on behalf of the male race, I say no convincing her to play for the other team allowed! Nooooo, not fair not fair! Not unless I get the join the both of you. In that case it'd be fine, and the rest of the male race can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care.
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I'll let you know how it all works out. I have almost as big of a crush on Kelly as I used to have on Laetitia.
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You don't know, she might not be down with the "throbbin' guzzle", if you know what I mean(think about it).
A lot of pretty girls like her usually like to lay there and let the man do all the work and are too prissy to get down and dirty. They think that because they're good looking and everybody kisses their asses, they're too good to satisfy a man.
That's why women like Tyra Banks, Halle Berry, this broad, Elizabeth Hurley, and all those other models and actresses get cheated on.
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Yes, I assumed you weren't talking about a gas pump. Ha ha. Sure, I can see how that might be the case. I also think though that some women just attract a certain type and vice versa.
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This very well maybe the hottest photoshoot I have ever seen.....
She is just insanely gorgerous!
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these are some amazing photos of her! pic 5 is incredibly hotttt
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Smokin' HOT!
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Alan Strutt knows sexy.
Billy Zane is the old douche of Hollywood.
Kelly Brook is still hot.
What's that Jason Statham? "I told you so?" You are damn right, sir.
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Besides the huge tits...which aren't really my thing, she does nothing for me. Average at best.
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oink oink. and if its ANYONE thats benifited from Photoshop and airbrushing pictures, its this hog.
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Man face man face man face.
She looks like this 24/7.
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my boyfriend has a huge poster of her on his wall from when she was younger. Shes topless but is wearing bunny ears and tuxedo cuffs. She looks really hot, you should try and get hold of it... She looks amazing here though.
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no words... just whooooow!
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Her face is so-so. Sometimes she's really pretty, and sometimes not. She looks pretty here. Her body is amazing, and she one of the best pair of boobs around.
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**she has one of the...**
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lucky couch
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I can't appreciate any airbrushed pics of her b/c I've SEEN the candids and they ain't pretty!
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its nice to see someone else besides me is paying attention.
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I feel just the opposite, in that I've seen candids of her, and like them better than these pro shot photoshopped shots! She's still right at the top of the list in my eyes. Such an awesome shape, the hips and waist, the face and hair, classic nose, and of course the big well-shaped boobs don't hurt either.
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thats cool man. if thats what you into, thats what your into, at least you can say you like her candids as well.
whenever oi point out the difference between her candids and photoshoot shots, NO ONE ever responds.
i believe in "to each his own"
and mad respect if you like her for what she really looks like.
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Good God, I could get lost in those curves for days!
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Really nice hair and feet.
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and she is with Billy Zane why?
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there's something very odd about her face. but she's still hot.
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could be bad photoshop...
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shes hot.. idk if she would be anything special without the boobs though. but i LOVE her hair
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doable, but likely a golddigger.
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her boobs are about to burst!
she's gorgeous
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Dam frisky sheila that.
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i'm ready to be one motorboatin' sonofabitch.
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Beer, Bait and Ammo too boys, der you go...
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Mmmmmmm, Kelly tits!
I LOVE Kelly tits!
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