Vanessa Minnillo Poolside Bikini Pictures w/ Nick Lachey!
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped in Salt Lake City, UtahAll I gotta say is that Nick Lachey is one lucky sonofabitchwhorebagpieceshitbastard! Damn him to hell.
Here's the latest in Vanessa's B-List career...
Minnillo was featured in Vegas magazine (2008) where she revealed her next path of career is acting. She later confirmed to People magazine she indeed got a role in the movie "Redefining Love" out (2009, she also started shooting her first spoof movie/comedy "goodie two shoes" out july 29,2008. [Wiki]
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Meh; Part Duex
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you bastards are harsh
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I is a tru Bastard, Moe!
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c'mon Moe, look at the pictures !! Utter wack-ness. This slut is garbage. Total garbage. Nowhere near hot enough to justify the attitude. She needs to shut the fuck up and just do porn already. Preferably inter-racial gangbangs with the mandatory DP. Then maybe, just maybe, I may give a fuck about this moron.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN.
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Doc, I'd prolly even pass on her doing porno because the Meatwad next to her would prolly want to be in the vids as well to support his faux-career. And personally I really don't need to see some sub-human swing his foreskinned, insecto-penis around on HD tv.
OK, Enough negativity for the day. I need another bottle of chianti.
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seriously. Jessie Burciaga blows this bitch outta the water.
myspace.com/jessieburciaga
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Jessie Burciaga?? Who? Is she sucking Nick's insect dick too??
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Seriously....are you that freak in the batman suit?
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You guys tagged the wrong Vanessa..
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Huh? Is Vanessa Huggins doing that douche as well?
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The body is not spectacular from this angle, but still tight for a good rough ride.
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Vanessa needs someone to bring her back to earth. apparently she walks around with a false sense of entitlement. still fine though.
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I'd bone them both!
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Salt Lake City rocks for monza f3 cars!
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I'd stuff her back door with my chorizo sausage....if ya know what I'm saying.
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she is built like a 12 year old
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so umm...what exactly do these two do for a living again?
Both are useless, annoying, boring wastes of fucking space.
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amen! thats all that needs to be said...
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I don't know what these two really do for a living, but it sure beats working in an office all fucking day. I always see pics of these two hanging out at the pool with drinks in their hands and they probably have enough free time to have hot sex pretty much all day. I have to get back to work now.
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LMAO!!! damn ACE, you just knocked me right off my high horse. the reality of the situation warrants envy. damn it!!!
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LMAO!!! damn ACE, you just knocked me right off my high horse. the reality of the situation warrants envy. damn it!!!
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thanks for the reality check ACE.
this world is not fair DAMMIT!
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lol - I'd rather be them than some working class hero.
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@16 a 12 yr old? get some glasses
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I'm with Honey, what the fuck do these two do for a living ?? Besides laying out by the pool and having sex outdoors in Mexico.
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Do these two fucks ever do anything else?
How are they banking like that? Nick hasn't had a hit in ages and was she ever that large?
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UGH, I live in Salt Lake City and I swear if I run into these two I may have to throw a bloody tampon at them. I am sure they would enjoy it more than they would be disgusted, however, I would walk away a proud woman.
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Yep, they seem lives as good as the people in the herpes commercials.
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naturally beautiful women
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"she is built like a 12 year old" WTF are you smokin', please share
She really has never done anything for me, but she doesn't look like a 12 year old.... thank god
And thats the bottom line...............
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her breasts are fake,her body is pretty much square without any curves,she looks too toned as in ...no bits to grab at all....not sexy ...just very manly
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she looks like a stuck up cunt...a hot body can't make up for that fug face...nick lachey definitely downgraded from jessica
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worthless lame bitch with a huge jaw.
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Vanessa is a hog! Her face is bloated and she looks like a crack wh@re from all the weight she is losing. Her body is boyish and her implants are shrinking. Even a has-been like Nick LaGay can do better than her.
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FUCKING UGLY. FUCKING FAT. FUCKING FUGLY.
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